/brit/

I used to be a massive virgin freak when i got my first girlfriend i still was no where near as fucked as that, what makes someone become that emasculated

the sun is shining bright but I don't see the light

love slags, simple as

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don’t get the complaints about reddits layout, it’s quite straightforward, certainly easier to follow a branched comment chain on there than on here

shame about most of the content tho

*raises eyebrow* So... can we say for sure that holocaust numbers are exaggerated?

What an absolute THOT

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belgium are gonna smash us lol

Oh no some 4 foot celtic ginger subhuman might try to hit me

same mate same

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man kick the ball??

that's correct though

there's a 17 year old apprentice where i work and he unironically browses the code version of reddit
codereddit.com/

didier mogba

Ah and next we have the comedian

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Well in phimo son

>brown eyes
wasn't white anyway

rugby > soccer
youtube.com/watch?v=59Lcopr2kGA

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dumbass

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Miss playing rugby in PE class 2bh
Lots of fun tackling folk

youtube.com/watch?v=CRoeRt54IWM

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based arse poster

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me hiding under the bed

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>arse poster (singular)

They call me TURT
They call me ED
They call me PHIMO
They call me MELVIN

That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

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Extremely passive aggressive and childish

Hate myself so much lads

it's Tim

>kiss me user

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in what language does it need explaining so they finally understand

I wouldn't mind if a few retards peddle the line but it's our politicians too

What do you expect, they're women, they're literally all children

sometimes I smell my own armpits, not in a sexual way, but I can't say that it's not an enjoyable experience

True

FUCKING CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

That's the one

unironically would

you are now kissing your gf manually

Stop being fat

k
punching up tho

>takes a woman's biscuit anyway
what you gonna do about it

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Do the Aus posters hang out and drink VB and ride kangaroos and all that haha

first day of rugby i got permabanned from playing for tripping a big lad

This is the equivalent of a sportscar with scratches on the paint. She'll be stunning when the acne clears up.

BUY BUY BUY

The Jews see the white man walking up and they're shitting themselves
Its only a matter of time until we are stuffing them into ovens where they belong

you earned it
it belongs to you

Ha ha ..

They call me Deano
They call me Smithster
They call me Hunter
They call me Chad

That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A

average australian poster

Nah we ride your mum haha we

>What do you expect, they're women, they're literally all children

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would but not go out in public with her

would settle for an acne riddled 7 at this point

I hate fat people. They are such lying bastards. They think losing weight is something mythical, an unrealistic beauty standard. If you gained excessive weight you can lose it, it's really very very simple.

hm yes i'm sure those "man" biscuits are fine and not mixed with bodily fluids at all

thoughts on gabby logan lads?

3 tubs of pringles(regular, sour cheese and onion and paprika) down the gullet

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she cute

thats alright because she wouldent go out in public with you

Got called an alcoholic in front of everyone today, it's not on.

OI BEVIN YA CUNT
YA PUT DIESEL IN ME FUCKEN UTE

non human

feel bad for him desu

>most of them don't even come from the middle
>most of them way too large a chunk taken out
Typical women, exagerrating everything

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dont believe you

looks faked

Did you know that 'men' used to refer to both men and women?
Shame that isn't still the case

only turtle

Hard to believe there was 7 goals in one game of kickball

It's a pretty normal thing to do lads, not even fat, about 17 stone at 5'6, average weight

howling

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OI!!!!!!

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I always wank in pairs now, first one takes me about 20 mins to cum, I'm hard again 10-15 mins later and the second wank is usually much quicker

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Mum keeps telling the extended family WhatsApp group (that I never use) about me
Honestly wish mum would FUCK OFF

used to do this myself

Obliterated

youtube.com/watch?v=rMNpEAzA6Vk

>don't understand those incels, is it really so hard to simply be confident and be yourself?

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I would, bet she's got a great body.

Please pay us a short visit in /norgetråden/, we are very fond of our neighbour in the north sea.

To be fair it was a woman's fault that stopped
>mankind?
>more like WOmankind racist bigot male scum
>fireman?
>more like firePERSON
>stupid bigot men I'm a so not male that i'm a womyn not a woman

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Sat and talked to 2 drug dealers in the park yesterday for 2 hours

I went in first class St Louis to Kansas City and the conductor knew my name

no you didnt
be quiet