What happens here?

What happens here?

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aryans doing aryan stuff

Democrasy and freedom. They were liberated from Russian oppression and happily found their prosperity.

not much. kazak has a budding software and banking industry because it's so easy to get a license there. i think kazak also has a unitary dictatorship with a cult of personality.

Muslims, Dictators and Korruption. People living like tribal times and main occupation is drug trafficing

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Bride kidnapping.

soviet-induced misery

Smashing of Jew eggs

>soviet-induced
Before Soviets there were Singapore tier everything there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi
>Buzkashi (بزکشی, literally "goat pulling" in Persian) is a Central Asian sport in which horse-mounted players attempt to place a goat or calf carcass in a goal. Similar games are known as kokpar,[1] kupkari[2] and ulak tartysh,[3] in Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan and as kökbörü and gökbörü in Turkey, where it is played mainly by communities originally from Central Asia

dead goat polo

Kazakhstan looks developed for a Central Asian country.
Kyrgyzstan is poor and has bride kidnapping. They also have street view.
Uzbekistan are Muslims, idk much about them.
Turkmenistan is a dictatorship and it's hard to enter to. They have free gas, electricity and water since 1993.
Tajikistan is also a dictatorship and beards are forbidden there.

>Kazakhstan looks developed for a Central Asian country.
Thanks to Northern Kazakhstan which is populated by ethnical Russians.

Is there a consense or political faction within russia that wants to reannex kazakhstan?

Also:
>beards are forbidden there.
cruel

more like thanks to the oil

Yes, but very small. Irredenta is not the popular concept.

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Almaty is in the south though?

Hapa sex tourism

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a massive space launching site

Why did you leave out Afghanistan? It also ends with Stan and its as relevant as other -stans.

>Almaty
is the show city, the capital where the all the wealth is collected. That's how all ex-Soviet states work.

moar

Turkmenistan is North Korea tier dictatorship. Kazakhstan is probably doing the best out of all of them. Russia still uses the space facilities to launch things there I think. The others are poor and also have dictatorships I believe. They're claiming down on Muslim extremism and are ensuring Russian influence.

There's a whole site, knock yourself out and start planning your vacation.

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>ПП

wtf i love central asia now

You guys don't am and pm do you?

Proxy shill, pls.

I wish I was proxying it wouldn't be so good damn hot then

Qts roaming freely as far as the eye can see.

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When the clock hits 00:00, how can it be am or pm when its both at the same time?

I don't think I smoke enough weed to ponder that one

>пп

>Irredenta is not the popular concept
Because only brainlets and Egorka will support this idea

>finnish education

Weed wont do.

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>said a country with eternal dear leader

Soviets civilized those savages. Now they are back to their barbaric traditions.
youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk

Almaty is not the capital.

Wow so that's why they don't post here

>but if we don't kidnap, how will we get married?
>says a teenager

Holy shit, it's gonna take a while for them to fix that problem.

Kazakhstan: steppe Turks oil, gas, Rocket Launching Site - The Country, Kyrgyzstans big brother.
Uzbekistan: former Sovjet cotton farm, le 50% face Turks, troublemakers and breeds terrorists.
Kyrgyzstans: mountain Turks, Kazakhstans little brother, most tribalistic of the bunch, Crossroad - The Country
Turkmenistan: desert Turks, North Korea in desert, muslim country but religion is kept on tight leash, language mutually intelligeble with Turkish people and people of Azerbaijan.
Tajikistan: Little Iran/Persia, muslim country but VERY strict regards to anything religious, makes good carpets.

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>asian expert
t.fingol

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Kyrgyzstan is where I'll go and find a qt hapa steppe-wife one day

Apparently that's only $4000 usd, or $2000 if you kidnap her

>tfw no central asian gf

>tfw central asian gf left me

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Applestan.. I'd like to go some day...

where was she from?
that sucks user

>Kazahkstan has a budding software industry
>Because its so easy to do business
Damn shame Russia surrendered itself to mafiosa who are so brazenly corrupt and greedy that any and all new growth industries.

Like, its better for a Russian to migrate to Kazahkstan and do business there than stay in Russia and have everything shit on.

Knowing that your country is only known because of a movie is sad

Well, they had the Soviets ramming Feminism and equal opportunity down their throats without stomping the source of the antipathy, the whole steppe tribe muslim convert thing.

Its silly, most jobs women can work while being knocked up and with reasonable work hours both can be involved in raising kids. But Steppe men just want to drink.
>Uzbekistan: former Sovjet cotton farm
And that nice inland sea they used to have is destroyed due to Soviet incompetence.

our lost BLACK brothers
wh*te macars not invited

eurasianet.org/s/kazakhstan-wave-of-emigration-to-russia-shows-no-sign-of-abating

They're going to Russia again m8. Although I've gotta say, why the hell are hookers charging 30k tenge when a doctor's monthly salary is only like 130k. Who would study when you can just spread your legs.

>(((vice)))

People only know Mexico because of Breaking Bad.

A step up from being known as an oil well

The original Hapas live there

Are you Ainu?

Low energy meme.

China taking over. And Turkmenistan is f'd up. They're in the stone age.

>>Kazahkstan has a budding software industry

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>trump memes
yikes
but appropriate for those who think spurdo is funny

Your countries entire existence is sad.
The entire population of mexico needs to be replaced by canadians.

Spurdo has taken off everywhere it has landed.
Your nigger memes are facing slow death even in here.

Kazakhstan: based
Kyrgyzstan: based
Tajik, Turkmen: garbage/irrelevant
fuck Uzbekistan, pic related

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my ancestors :)

Well which one is it?

All of them. Democracy is good. Russian oppression is bad.

My sister was in Kyrgyzstan with the Peace Corps. She enjoyed the overall experience but said the place was a shithole with crooked cops and bad infrastructure and barely edible food.

Presidents. But for life.
Muslims. But not the exploding kind.
Corruption. But not the American kind.

I wonder if Kazakhstan will be a major player on the world stage in the next 50 years.

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maybe you should of stayed there, streetshitter

>Thanks to Northern Kazakhstan which is populated by ethnical Russians.
actually northern part is the shittiest one
>inb4 we will annex north
yeah whatever cuck, come and get it

does your country turn into 3rd world poor nomadic villages with no infrastructure once you leave astana and almaty?

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I lost

Borat happens

yes

it will never be exactly 00:00