/brit/

based on movies i've seen i assume these lads will continue to get results even though the chief pulled them off the case

Support your local trade union

NEED a columbian fake tit fellatio artist gf

...

frightening

sparrows

is that dog264?

yes it is cer0n
be quiet

holy fuck

FONT

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this is what happens when you skip leg day

Does /brit/ think that there will by more people emigrating to Northern Ireland after the EU turned it into a more prosperous region than the rUK, like it happened with Ireland?

wanna bet?

mammi
sauna
vittu
viina

lmao

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...got BTFO

I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred. I was born an Ealdorman of England, and raised as a Dane.

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nothing wrong with killing kikes

AND YOUR OTHER BADGE

You ain't even missing me baby
So why do I want you so badly?
Making a fool of me, I'm so keen
Baby, I got your back, like we're still seventeen

I'm gonna fight for you, you know where I'll be
Baby, I got your back, like we're still seventeen
I'm gonna ride for you, honey, I'm so keen
Baby, I got your back, like we're still seventeen

ripperooni

i am in the twenty percent

yeah
only way you can prove otherwise is posting yourself with timestamp
if you don't then it must be you

I can sort of understand some communists but Maoists are retarded on every level

youtube.com/watch?v=cgtyXsKjHIg
how the fuck does he get a gf that cute?

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you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

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Why is everything so fucking boring without weed

Lads what the fuck is wrong with my eyelid why is there so much dead skin?

Am I gay?

he goes outside
he makes an effort
try it sometime

I just need to lower my standards? What standards? Oh, in looks, because after all it's personality that really matters?

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still btfo the retarded maofag in the previous thread

start saying and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and.... instead of this or that or or or or or....

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have never voted in my life nor will I start now

ALL politicians are lying traitor scum, no exceptions

"few"

I have this friend on steam who is ridiculously good at every game he plays. I mean high functioning autism level, just totally destroys everyone in every single multiplayer game regardless of genre. I have honestly never ever seen him not be the top scorer in any match on any game, ever. racing, FPS, RTS. sports. It's honestly fucking infuriating. Is he really high IQ, or ADHD, or? he's 23 and has some management job at a communications company. I don't understand. do you think he would just be amazing at guitar if he decided to try it?

OBSESSED

good reflexes and visual processing

dont think forza translates to being able to play an instrument

globally, we're all in the top 14%

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if we don’t stop hairless apes originating on the wrong side of imaginary lines on a flying space rock from crossing those imaginary lines, we won’t have a fictitious community of hairless apes from this side of the imaginary lines any more
*rorkes head explodes*

mao poster is a smelly yellow ape lol

if he's that good at picking up new skills do you think he could try giving me a good ballbusting

Considering getting some oatmeal cream to see if it's better at treating the ol' 'ma

because no one who's done that has ever failed

yeah sparrows eggs amirite

I want a woman with large, succulent breasts and by God I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO LOWER MY GOD DAMNED STANDARDS

sue

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when a virgin freak takes chads advice and just be's himself

reminds me of me in middle school. I am still amazing at fps games

need a desperate qt gf
foxnews.com/world/2018/06/23/woman-detained-in-us-for-2-weeks-after-accidentally-jogging-across-canada-border.html

a famine kills 70 million and they STILL had to introduce a one child per family policy to stop the population growing out of control

>NEW: Warwick Davis Bar Missions
Fucking hate HATE that midge cunt

you haven't even tried
shut the fuck up phimo

They are as brainwashed as men. We set standards from the people we see. And we see models on TV and photoshopped pictures online much more than we see people in real life these days.

Want a bodyweight push press. I can do 75kg at BW 83k but those extra 8 kilos just aren't happening

>you can't feed a nation without killing 70 million of them
commie logic

are greeks white?

I need you all to stop talking about women and their features I am desperately horny at all times and have not had sex in over a year

Got over my fear and went to the gym for the first time in 5 years.
I walk in and some 10/10 Chad throws a 20kg dumbbell right at my head. I'm in the hospital bed right now.

meanwhile ireland still hasn't recovered from the famine and are now exterminating little irish babbies in the womb

that's not relevant

:^)

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White and based

wakanda forever

here have a cat in denim.

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'they live' is on later on 'the horror channel'
needless to say, I will be watching.

cretinal virgin freaks

70 million! Can't believe Mao killed 100 Million, how can China idolise the man who wiped out 120 million of his own

been waiting on the NHS for CBT for 8 months

Shostakovich was aesthetic as fuck

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Having a BMI under 25 is considered an unrealistic beauty standard, yet they tell little girls they can grow up to be President.

how many did he kill then?
don't forget to begin your answer with "only..."

called the ol 'gf for a sex wee in the morning only to find that she is on her 'eriod. she did generously offer me a blowie, but I said I will get it later

Having the so called alcohol, not normally one to drink it, frankly it's making me a bit dizzy

Oi.

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!

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any bmi 18 man in

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had a dream last night that the england team were trying out their free kicks but running up and booting my spuds rather than the football

woke up to moist creamy sheets

At a Foreign Office reception to celebrate the Queen’s birthday with European diplomats last week, Mr Johnson was asked by Rudolf Huygelen, Belgium’s ambassador to the EU, about British businesses’ needs after Brexit. The foreign secretary replied: “F*** business”, according to The Daily Telegraph.

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i got it in a couple of weeks
move up north mate

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sitting and having a think about ireland

Gymcelling is the best cope. At the very least it earns respect from other men. Men now sometimes drop their heads when they walk past me in the street. Too bad women are even more afraid of me lol.

would try and lose weight but that would necessitate not drinking 7-8 pints every night

think i'd rather wait until i kill myself desu

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hello my white friend