you cunt
Which cunt is your cunt's bf?
Russia
Eesti
You cunt
Nathaniel Garcia
Joseph Campbell
Eesti
Can't say, Russia will start suspecting things
Angel Jackson
USA
Canada
Evan Russell
What did he mean by this?
Liam Morris
Chile desu
Thomas Brown
Ryan Reyes
France does not have a bf because it is a proud lesbian country.
Josiah Rivera
Italy is my gf.
Oliver Martinez
Panama
Costa Rica
Luis Williams
this
denmark is our gf desu
Bentley Cook
Why Denmark? You don't even share borders!
Jaxson Ramirez
They were allies during the napoleonic wars
Carson King
Russia.
it's not like I want to put sanctions on you, b-baka...
Justin Collins
Literally no
Elijah Watson
source?
Carter Long
Brayden Kelly
USA...The entirety of the new world
Ian Martinez
My country doesn't have boyfriends, it has pets.
Anthony Gray
nz
none
Gabriel Nelson
based
Chase Sullivan
I want to smash Aus and Irelands cunt
Nathan Cox
wtf i tought argentina was our tsundere gf
Julian Kelly
Lesbian love with Luxemburg
James Anderson
usa
mexico
Lucas Ortiz
You're both as irrelevant.
Ryan Phillips
based
Isaac Anderson
u jelly
Joseph Peterson
Canada
no one
Parker Wright
How to get cunt to sit on face
Andrew Parker
You're our fuck pigs.
Jordan Collins
>Which cunt is your cunt's bf
that implies my cunt is either female or gay
Sebastian Thompson
but we like you
Colton Brooks
america
Camden Turner
Poland is female tho
Landon Harris
Oh god yes
Luis Smith
Eesti...
Ryan Davis
We're South America's Jow Forums
James Perez
>Russian gayposting
Zachary Fisher
>f*rstie is ANTI gayposting
Camden Reed
Dumb rude gays...
Why do we provide relief for you guys?
Evan Wilson
Britain
Leo Cook
Canada or Mexico geographically
Iceland, Australia, or Great Britain politically
Parker Foster
We have a ménage à trois with Belgium and Luxembourg.
Brayden Morales
Turkey is our brother country. So KARA BOGA. And We are Anti-Whiteniggers too.
Jonathan Thompson
I’m not gay tho, liking eestiboys is not gay
Nathan Bell
Can't wait for you to suck benis in sexual confusion and then get ashamed
Jason James
I’m straight tho you damn homofetishist f*rstie
Kevin Robinson
>homofetishist
NO
>I’m straight tho
Wrong too! Just like all your propaganda about firsties and me being a middle schooler
Try accept your sexuality, rooski
Angel Sullivan
>filthy homofetishist tries to project his fantasies onto normal people
Geez! I hate you homos, you are even worse than f*rstoids!
Isaac Clark
Brasil
Argentina [spoiler]They are tsundere[/spoiler]
Benjamin Peterson
SHUT UP
I'm not a homo!
I'm not a 'homofetishist'!
I won't help out second and third world countries if you do that
The lack of respect is astounding...
Hunter Brown
...
Ethan Ward
You NEVER helped ANY of the countries, you ruthless abuser! Stop pretending to care and using your firstoid “”””power”””” to blackmail people into thinking your kind is something more than a leech to the WHOLE WORLD! You first worlders are the worst, you can only destroy, you sadists, killers, betrayers! How can you even have the balls to pretend you are a good person? Real human lives are on the stake for your comfortable, surrogate existence, built on eternal suffering of the noble selfless third worlders!
Angel Gonzalez
Based greatest ally
Robert Walker
That's all a lie! I want to help, I can't decide where I'm born... I'm not evil...
Jose Perez
I want to fuck canada in its cute butt
Asher Rogers
Are you though? If you were a good person you would’ve never used your “help third world countries” as a manipulative tool like you did here:
William Roberts
H-heck off, I'm only human and you were being rude.
Plus I am still developing, your brain only stops when you're 24.
It was wrong of me though...
Jackson Hill
Was it really wrong? You first worlders are always the ones looking down at other people, third worlders are nothing but a trash under your feet, so it’s not really strange of you, it’s only natural.
Jeremiah Williams
S-stop harassing me, I'm going to go have dinner
Ryan Walker
No one :(
India is alone
Kayden Stewart
Oh, a dinner? While you eat your delicious meal, please remember all the third worlders who made it for you, all the harvested ingredients and preparation work. And also think about what those workers are going to eat, probably some trash since they can’t afford normal food
Angel Garcia
Based f*rstoid bullier
Jaxson Johnson
Why are we pretending Russia isn't a first world country? Russia is as first world as it gets. You eat the work of poor laborers too.
Joshua Gomez
Because Russia is Africa tier, a lot of people legit struggle to live on 200$ a month, you know? Especially if your basic needs are barely covered with that amount of money or not covered at all.
John Martin
Are you describing your situation?
Aiden Brooks
Of course not, I’m upper middle class, which is less than 5% of total population.
Hunter Wood
Russia do not touch Eesti. My little bro, i will protec u
Parker Watson
Well, congratulations, you're officially a firstie. Tell us about your "upper middle class" problems please.
Aiden Bailey
Do you live at st. Pete or moscow?
Life at those two citys must not be that bad
Jace Lopez
*Touches eestis crotch without consent*
What now?
Carter Martin
It appears the tables have turned
Camden Wood
No more oltermanni for you
Gabriel Diaz
I’m not a f*rstie, also I don’t suffer and don’t have problems. I have an APPRECIATION for my third world brothers! I can feel their struggle, and KNOW how it feels like, and I won’t tolerate dumb f*rsties to whine about their non-existent problems
Evan Richardson
Trump senpai we love you !!!
Levi Lee
Russia is european so its first world. Just let you know that ivan. Its still shithole tho
Hudson Campbell
>russia
>european
Lmao, I beg to differ
Jordan Gomez
Indeed, I'm sure you can empathise with their problems from the inside of your big, heated, upper middle class home, living off your upper middle class job, surrounded by upper middle class relatives...
Just face it, Ivan. You're a firstoid.
Jace Perry
I wasn’t always a middle class you heckoid, I lived a relatively poor life before, don’t try to turn the tables you can’t lift, f*rstie. Upper middle class in Russia is STILL a lowest class in ANY f*rstoid country
Angel Cruz
Poland
Germany
Christopher Carter
your boyfriend would be france though
Caleb Hughes
it's india because of bob and vagene pics
Tyler Johnson
I want a finnish boyfriend!