/brit/

alright own up who is still doing this to tim byrne twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1010604497620668417

post those communist slags from twitter

dickhead

nobodies good enough for me

ummm... doing a think
economist.com/the-world-if/2017/07/13/a-world-of-free-movement-would-be-78-trillion-richer

you so you can post it on here and get people reply with "HOWLING" and stuff like that

nobody's*

have 1000 quid to my name

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germany is laughing at us again...

Correct

Oi.

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£54.11, me

They won't be laughing when it comes home

Oi?

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Want to explore every nook and cranny of Ireland, what an unimaginably majestic land

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fell in love earlier

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Will use my flag to destroy them from the inside

Unimaginably grim more like *downs pint*

business idea: identifying /brit/ posters by looking at tim's followers

add three more zeros for me la x

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I asked myself
"who are you?"
I was refused
an answer

Duque: good lad
Farc deal: bad deal full of impunity. Duque said he will modify the accord as it is disrespectful towards the victims. And he is right as the NO vote won the plebiscite last year. We didn't agree with the terms of the agreement because it gives a lot of benefits to terrorists like free seats in congress and the senate without being publicly elected, amnesty, etc. Santos vetoed the NO vote in congress and that's why ended up going through anyways. No wonder why he is leaving the presidency with under 20% approval rate

literally shagged rosy rutherford

many such cases ngl

Shagged sue in the back of 7 eleven

made her swallow and snort out my cum outside a Gregg's tbqh

>cer0n is writing paragraphs again
*me and beto turn to eachother and share a look*
*both burst out laughing*

why does sky news need to send me a breaking news notification about a womans body being found in grenwich??
would that be breaking news if it happened somewhere in the north?
dont think so

how do you lads ask a girl to shag? do you ask them directly or do you start touching her and escalating until it just happens?

A dog once jumped on me
A dog once jumped on me
He was so happy
He was so happy to see me
I love dogs
I love dogs.
But not sexually.

Agreed remember being in San Francisco staying at a hostel and someone asked my height as I passed through to the kutchen and I said 5'11" and two of the guys suddenly chimed in 'oh no man, you're way taller, you're taller than us and we're 6ft'.

cutting some absolutely rancid farts lads
downright toxic tbqh
as even i find them to be revolting

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I pay them for an hour then I want away until I'm hard

twitter.com/bbccomedy/status/1010189882503950336

send hand written letter

weekend toilers where we @?

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>Antrim

pretty sure thats where the Ra buried most of their victims given its proximity to Belfast

I am in love with Sue.

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>beto

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Deport all illegals and all those who support them.

Bam. Fixed every western country.

1.flirt
2. touchy flirting
3. kiss kiss
4. arse pounding

yw

t. sex wee pro

do not read this picture please..

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Haha wog take THAT

no idea
I've snogged a good few girls not even sure how like its always kind of awkward, not sure what to say to them

>it's 1992
>you're sitting in a pub in Camden with a few of your mates, waiting to go to a rave
>one of your friends, using the pub's payphone, calls a number which rings out, followed by an answering machine message providing the details of the event
>you get in one of your mate's car and drive for an hour and a half to an abandoned warehouse in the urban-rural fringe of London
>acid house is blaring on the speakers as the first of four DJs running a 17 hour set gets started
>you procure and drop two pills

suddenly

>you open your eyes
>you're in Miami in 2012
>Avicii is blaring from an animated screen
>Americans all around bare skin
>the girls wear kandi bracelets, pom poms and luminous hair for some reason
>everywhere you hear them going on about "raving" and what a blast it is

American "raves" are the most egregious example of cultural appropriation in world history.

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boateng off

K E K

the latter but obviously that's after you've got them in the position to shag i.e your bedroom

you don't just say "oi fancy a shag?" that would be very autistic

germany getting jannied

prefer not to say

But mpst nogs and pakis are legal, what about them

images taking forever to load for anyone?

i always thought i was 5 11 but i am actually 6 foot when it was measured. height and being insecure about this shit never really came to my mind and the people who boast about it are just as sad as the manlets who are so buttmad about it.

*dabs on Germany*

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You lads eat beans for breakfast, right? doesn't that make you fart all day?

second most entertaining game of the world cup so far

can guarantee you read the rest of the post you lying little toad

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always a liability

illegals
il-legals
ill eagles
The eagles whom are ill
ill how?
ill fitting
ill suited
ill health
ill eagles
illegals
ill

Yes, yes

getting 'connection error' all day

barely able to post all evening. likely to occur again any minute so posting as much shite as I can while I can

imagine seeing specimens like that at a rave
fuck off you tryhard cunts

Not really, chicken and bacon always gives me the poos though.

Going to God's Kitchen, anyone want nowt?

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LICKY LICKY LICKY
>LICKY LICKY LICKY
SLURP SLURP SLURP
>SLURP SLURP SLURP

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timothy you are my best friend

Dark day for Germany

I can't eat beans without farting and pooing massively

Same, never really bothered about my height, but easily 5'11". These 2 guys were easily a coiple of inches shorter than me so there's no way in fucking hell they were 6ft

the hibernian being harried again it seems

want to buy this swedish goalie a pint

SAVE

i listen to asmr because it breaks up the silent monotony of my life

would love to pick him up and plop him down in nk or kazakhstan and watch him realize many things

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listening to my nigga biggie smalls on the train to manny sipping on magners

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Was talking to an American once and somehow "raves" came up as a topic of conversation. He ended up saying that they'd been really popular over there in the early 2000s but were pretty outdated now. I was surprised, only to discover that the American use of the term "rave" means dressing up like a cunt and going to an EDM concert

fuck off nigger

while using a capitalist invention

Want a girlfriend

missing the ethiopian again

germany have about 5 minutes

what's a rave in the uk? a party?

>"Russophile" in cyrillic

Does he not know what Russians do to people like him?

CHEBS

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lmao Germany