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Lazy Sunday thread.

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westy!

Yes hello!

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i got my doggo back!

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Yay!
Bet ya happy to be back together!
Can you keep doggo now that you've got the space?

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Good morning everyone, how are you all?

>tfw collapsed on the couch last night

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Firsties...

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>Can you keep doggo now that you've got the space?
yep, owner said he doesn't care so long as she doesn't piss all over the house

morning qt

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That's great about your dog!

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Good morning buddy.
>she doesn't piss all over the house
I would assume she is well behaved, how long have you had her for?

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How are you? Hangover getting better?

:3

>how long have you had her for?
about 8 years, got her for my birthday when i was 13

she's really well trained desu. hardly ever barks either, just perks up a bit when she hears someone's car pull up

:3

AHHHHH I wanted one of my friends to come over but apparently my flatmates are sick so that plan looks like it's been nixed
:c

why can't you go over to your friend's place?

It's an hour and a bit bus ride each way and to be quite honest some of the activities I would have liked to engage in can't happen at their place

Hey!
Yeah I'm back to normal now.
Resting easy can fix everything.
>about 8 years
Aww so shes been around for a bit.
>she's really well trained desu
Thats good to hear, have little patience for really unruly dogs.

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lewd

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rip in pepperoni

>Aww so shes been around for a bit.
yep, she's a good ol' doggo

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>lewd
Yeah, exactly that

I just want positive attention from one of the people I like a lot but the universe has something against that

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>she's a good ol' doggo
You should give her a good ol' pat and a ruffle for me!
Did you end up going shopping with your sis?

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no, we didn't. she just vacuumed the hair out of her car then said she was tired and went to sleep

Anyone else watching the cricket?

>no, we didn't.
Well that sucks.
Shopping woulda been nice.
Well at the very least doggo is back and thats bloody great.

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Not me

we can do that tomorrow desu

cricket is boring

Is she staying over?
Well it is a bit of a drive so that would make sense...

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she'll be staying until wednesday or so i think

we're gonna go look at a whole bunch of apartments on monday

>we're gonna go look at a whole bunch of apartments on monday
Nice!
Hopefully she finds what she is looking for, should do though.
What are you lot gonna do with ya Saturday night?

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>What are you lot gonna do with ya Saturday night?
might go swimming, it'll be light out for a while

*snap* yup..

>can't even play rugby right
*snap*

>it'll be light out for a while
Lucky.
It gets dark so fast here now...
I'm still not used to it.

At least it's raining at the moment.

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it comes at the cost of being hotter than hell ;_;

Cricket > Baseball > Hockey > Rugby Union > POWER GAP > Handegg > Rugby League > Football > steaming pile of shit > anime > crossdressing

seething

drinking my tea lads

>crossdressing is worse than cricket
brother

now I'm putting on my jacket mates

>rugby better than grassdive
>handegg better than either
o shit what are you doing nigger

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Well a dip will fix that quick smart.
>rugby better than grassdive
But it is silly

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What kinda tea?

>But it is
objectively and morally wrong

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Handegg is unironically superior to league, but still inferior to union. Also grassdive is just trash. Arguably it should go below crossdressing.

Tastes like english breakfast, my mate made it for me
Now I'm heading out for a bike ride

spotted the hipstertrash contrarian septic

Ummm.. no sweaty.
Rugby is a far superior.
Shit taste.
Shit person.
Shit life.
End it.

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Was it Dilmah? I see them all the time when watching the cricket.

samefag

it's not my fault you have absolute trash taste

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>tfw you will never dom a cute boy in a skirt
>tfw you will never be dommed by a cute boy in a skirt

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Explain why league is not trash. I need a laugh.

i've never watched it tbf

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Hey nerdfrinds, whats going on?

So why exactly is the thread filled with sports stuff the last few days? I don't mind it it's just... different

Noice noice

Don't give up on your dreams.
One day it'll happen!
We'll watch a game together one time!
Although I don't know how into it you will be.
Heyo.
ess pee

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A feeling I can relate to all to well after frequenting this thread for some time.

>why
autistic yank, should be banned

i'd love that tbqh

Is it morning at your place?

Got any fun activities planned for the day?

>yanks need padding and helmets when playing tackle-based sports because they are too big of a wimp to handle a little concussion and a couple of broken bones
Bunch of soft cunts, explains why they over compensate with oversized cars

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>i'd love that
Neato!
Yup.
I am doing sweet fuck all buddy.
Lazy Sunday for a lazy man.

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Those are plans just as good, I will look forward to your presence here.

i'm soft... pls don't hurt me chch

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See this pic:
Only acceptable version of handegg itt

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Same with you buddy.
Whats the go with you?
You're up late.

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As long as you admit you are a softie you are fine

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i'm... i'm a soft cunt..

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hush you..

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See, that wasn't so hard

Another grueling nightshift at my job.. only one more tomorrow and then I am free

Should I make a tinder?

Thoughts on the garden lads?

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That's illegal

Or what softie?
>only one more tomorrow and then I am free
Well thats good buddy.
Kick back and relax for the night.
Hmmmmmmm.... no.

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please hurt me chch

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i'm not chch but i'll still smack you till you're in tears..

>Kick back and relax for the night.
Will do! It's just that time is standing still at the moment..

That can be arranged, how would you like me to hurt you?
Hi r/newzealand
If you wanna go for it, don't have the foggiest how that works

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How do I meet girls other than Tinder. Haven't got laid in over a year

>girls
go away

>sex with women
I think you're in the wrong thread for that user.

Go on First Dates like Daniel did.

Through friends, work, hobbies etc
But if you think tinder will work for you go for it, it's just not my scene so I'm not aware on how it works

Don't be rude he's looking for help
Also some of us STILL like girls

girls are gross cute bois are way better

I like traps too. But all the ones I see on grindr are gross

don't use grindr

Where do I find qt traps?

>That can be arranged, how would you like me to hurt you?
give me a smack desu

this thread

>Where do I find qt traps?
You don't.
You stay far away from them.

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Ur gross :<
I'm certified CUTE

why though

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but I need to fuck smooth trap booty

BOIS ARE CUTER

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Hello lads
Going to the south island for skiing week after next
Usually go to Mt Ruapehu, I'd like to try a different mountain though
Any suggestions?

Sounds fun
NO BOTH GIRLS AND BOYS ARE CUTE
I don't go skiing but my mates that do tend to get season passes for porters

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NO.

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