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any conservative lads in?
Well?
blame tech companies for that, not liberals
not a yank
dont fucking care
wtf.
the new death wish is good.
Feel actual dread about working tomorrow.
your keys, your bitcoin
not your keys, not your bitcoin
The battlesation
absolute runt lair
>burzum artwork
nice
too bad varg thinks you're a subhuman
it is the summer holidays
everyone is having house parties, relaxing in the park with their mates, having fun, going to festivals
I am inside, sitting alone with no friends
any chance of you posting that wallpaper mate?
I mean LSD is okay but tripping on 66-FAG-POO is something else man......
*flicks down shades and grins*
*sparks up a zoot*
just gave the fwb a text to see what's occurring
she's not read it.
*boom boom crash*
FEE FI FO FUM
I SEEK A WORTHY OPPONENT
I'm not on my desktop rn sorry lad
youngun eh
wait until you're a toilsman, you'll never see summer again
Want to try weed. Know a million dealers but it seems complicated preparing the thing and finding somewhere to smoke it
Too much effort iah.
Just eat it instead
just like smoking a fag but it goes out every two minutes and makes you sleepy
alina bzhezhinska
constantly forget a large population of /brit/ are student runts
or even worse, LITERAL fucking sixth form pupils
Another unproductive day, it's almost like I don't want a job, haha
it means leftists get BTFO
again
Every single person here is a massive freaking nerd, its mental
'hahaha look at this billy no-...'
*remembers he also has no friends*
I can't have fun the way other people do; it makes me feel left out, but at the same time I don't feel like I'm missing something if I don't go clubbing or whatever
Though I would love to make some chill friends
if you're under 25 do us all a favour and stroll on yeah? cheers.
alri boomer
poo off, kids!!
reckon i'm one of the holiest people in the country
both a fox and a hedgehog in the garden this evening. The fox was very tame. I had the conservatory door open and she came right up and watched the football for 30 seconds or so before scurrying off.
any big kots in
haven't had fun clubbing in years, it always goes the same
>go out
>realize i'm 5'7 and literally don't stand a chance of pulling
>drink and dance a bit
>go home, get in bed with ringing ears and £50-100 out of pocket
for the most part would rather just have a few drinks at predrinks with the lads, then go home and watch a few episodes of anime and have a nearly night
What are some good introductory anthropology texts
pure post
hope this is real
honestly wonder what doggos think when they sit and watch TV, like how do they process it
virgin freak
any knockout merchants in?
didn't have those critical experiences in my adolescence, and won't be having them in the future
soooh life sucks
wish I was knocking seven shades of shite out of wehrmacht formations in france
Clubbing is literally the stupidest thing there is
Can't fathom how much of a runt you have to be to actually take part in it
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the average londoner
bee bee boo I did a poo
art hoe tings
>Can't fathom how much of a runt you have to be to actually take part in it
Just curious, did you learn this phrase from browsing /brit/?
Jews don't like music and dancing to it a bit buzzed?
ye iktf. I've never ever had a good time at a club and made a fool of myself a few times. Not sure why I persisted with it considering the absolute state of my mug and horrible personality.
I'm on a run of incredibly good wanks, some of the best of my life, and I'm 27 years old now and been wanking for 13 years. Is it because it's warm and the women are showing so much skin? Or because I'm lifting 4 times a week and my test is peaking? Or because I'm a frustrated porn addict
I did
ugly little gook
ship it back to asia
Based
When I took 66-FAG-POO I realised the big bang was me wanking
how can you start musturbatin at 14 wtf?
wtf? is this true? why wasn't it given this context?
I LIVE MY DAY AS IF IT WAS THE LAST
LIVE MY DAY AS IF THERE WAS NO PAST
DOING IT ALL NIGHT ALL SUMMER
DOING IT THE WAY I WANNA
I'MA DANCE MY HEART OUT TILL THE DAWN
BUT I WON'T BE DONE WHEN MORNING COMES
DOING IT ALL NIGHT ALL SUMMER
GONNA SPEND IT LIKE NO OTHER
Would personal gouge the eyes out of anyone who said Italians weren't white to my face
If you're clubbing after your student years then it's tragic really
>i will now talk about myself for 17 minutes
shalln't
Indeed
We do (though I don't like dancing), but clubbing is just disgusting, there loud shitty music ruining your ears and preventing you from communicating with anyone without shouting your throat out, all the girls are shallow sluts, all the guys are dudebros thirsty for sex, just a fucking abhorrent experience all around
>goes out every two minutes
learn to roll
some clubs are cool but a lot have absolute garbage music playing
it’s usually shit but it’s the only place I’ve ever kissed girls even as an ugly virgin freak
I'll try and get a photo for /brit/ next time. My mum keeps leaving scraps of food for her.
I have very little idea how others perceive me and my personality
Not necessarily unempathetic just not sure what other people (including my mates ) make of me
need some england pepes lads
Interesting, have you felt your level of english improve by browsing here?
How well do you think you'd fit in to the UK based on the slang you've picked up here
This one is fake news as well. She was caught by border guards with her parents, but she was never separated from them.
could make some nice meme pics out of this
three goal for 'arry bane, please
go on then
trump just personally killed 13 ethnic children on twitch
because Korea lost, Son will have to go and do his military conscription(2 years) in korea, practically ruining his football career(you can be exempt if the ream reaches the semi-finals)
Feel bad for him
Marie off breaking bad is fit
Don't think so, just picked up some interesting idioms
Not sure how well this place represents current UK slang
fucking HELL
I mean, of course it improved, I write shit constantly, practice makes perfect. Can't tell
got to be some way out of doing it surely?
I work outside and see deers often, I love seeing wild animals, there is something comforting about it
>National service in the 21st century
Do they not know that conscripts are shitty fighters?
not an art hoe
>I work outside and see deers often, I love seeing wild animals, there is something comforting about it
KING OF DARKNESS.
real cute lad ngl
Recesses jawcels RISE UP!!!
Feel very sorry for him desu
chicken pizziola on herbs and cheese is objectively the best subway
based
COME ON INGURLAND SCORE A FACKEN GOAL
put me in the screenshot reddit
good trick that
can we pull it off against belgium though?
*recessed my fucking LIFE