How do people get GFs in your country?

Be black

You get one in exchange for a cow

I don't know to be honest, I never quite figured it out the whole ritual

Abduction and probing.

Haven't figured it out yet.

By meeting people until you find someone that you find someone interesting that thinks the same of you.

>Casually stare at her, if she stares back then you have green light.
>talk to her, get to know her
>gain her trust
>continue with casual stares to build sexual tension
>ask her out
>profit

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focking this

tfw no mexican gf though

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By swiping tbf

>that qt
tfw no gf

Where is this from?

i don't know.

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Have you tried

I have no idea. I've never seen it happen. People just magically acquire gfs.

>tfw even as a socially inept autist I've had two gfs
>tfw still a virgin

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by speaking in black lingo

We call those 'friends'.

Pretty much. You hang out with them every weekend and suddenly they pull out a gf out of thin air.
Like, how? Where the fuck did they find the girl? It's always the same people they hang out with, how do they even meet them?

That cute girl you saw at the store the other day, she could have been your gf , if you tried
That's how

"Hey bby u buyin butter too?"
It's not the states, we don't talk to random ass people out of the blue.
And cashiers are never cute here so forget about that ice breaker, it's all fat and/or old Ukrainian ladies.

I've had three and I'm still a virgin.
Welcome to the club, user.

I could get a gf easily but don't for 2 reasons
>I'm poor
>I don't want to waste time by going out to dates and socializing when I can just be a lazy sperg and shitpost on an anime imageboard
I guess one could cancel out the other and get me a 5/10, but why the fuck should I bother? To put my dick in some wet hole? Jerking off is 100x easier and eventually satisfies my sexual lust for the day
I feel no need for a female contact since I have nothing in common with them so this cancels the "companionship" need, only sexual need remains but that's not enough for me in order to pursuit a gf.

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Are you people fucking 15?

so true. I seriously don't understand how to meet new people except for work/school

I have never in my life seen someone hit on a cashier and if I ever did I'd be cringy af.

in quebec women pick men unfortunately

Nope

source?

men of culture and taste

I want to sit next to her on a hot summer day

i might die a bachelor

it depends on the girl

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Exactly this. I don't get how you're supposed to meet anyone, let alone single women, as an adult with a job, especially if you're STEM. I even have friends and we do stuff, but it's always like board games, BBQing, one-off events etc. You literally never encounter single women that are actually open and available to talk to anyone.

Normies act like you can literally just walk out your door and press the Use Key on women that are standing there, completely alone and idle.

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It is the same as we being attracted by a person.

that girl is mexican?

By being atrractive

bitch you have arranged marriages you don't need to be attractive

They are no better looking on average than swedish women. The girl in that webm is in the top 3% easily.

Why do you or your friends try to go to bars or clubs?

kek. You find girls in Portugal really pretty. The girls posted is top 10% of girls in the world

Have money

She's overrated, but obviously Swedish girls are way hotter and much, much more prevalent.

having been to both countries portuguese girls are much hotter, though the swedish girls that get posted on the internet are prettier

you're the first person ive come across finding moortuguese women more attractive than scandinavian women

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I don't know

This is a normal girl with blue eyes. No sexiness whatsoever.

Scandinavian women are hyped up online but they're pretty trash irl, meds and french girls are where its at

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who is that?

>the ameritard who spent an entire thread calling us niggers can't even perform a basic google search
poetic

not the same guy

>how do people get GFs in your country?
Involves a lot of romantic shit but I think romantics is gay and gay is not okay

Got no clue

I'd go as far as to say that outside of the blue eyes she is actually unattractive.

be black

Holy shit, this! ;_;

I don't know, you're supposed to meet people and then when you find someone compatible you ask them out. I wouldn't know though, I'm still a 5 year old mentally

I thought incels only existed in the us

Sex tourism is not okay bubba

Actually this

Also dont be ugly

Just follow these steps

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yes

She's the girl in John Newman video "Love me Again."

Don't ask why I know.

how do people get mommy GFs in your country?

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i saw that video, i liked it. seeing people smiling makes me happy and smile as well

being poor is a pain in the ass, shitty family and only delusions in your life. i'm not even pessimistic

She is the cutest girl I have ever seen.

Can an autistic Norwegian manlet get a Portuguese gf?

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if only I knew

What video is this from, this girl is very lovely

so cute

Based

By being a foreigner.

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top qt

>tfw no portuguese gf

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AYYYYYY

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Ja, bare vær deg selv

I don't know I haven't spoken more than a word with a girl in years

anybody have her insta?

patricians

Be black man and literally exist lol. If you're a wh*te boy tough luck, maybe you'll have better luck in asia.

Mostly arranged marriages lol.

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Any and all of these factors can get you a 8+/10 qt or hookup whore in Hungary:

-Have money
-Have social skills
-Don't be overweight, be at least a 6/10
-Have a British accent
-Be black (If you are in Budapest)
-Be Hispanic (If you are in Budapest)
-Be German (If you are in Budapest or anywhere on the western side of the country)
-Have a car
-Know how to dance (2% of the country can, you stand out)
-leave your home and be at a bar every Friday or Saturday instead of staying home

If you don't have or do any of these you need luck to get a Hungarian gf. Foreigners have an advantage because a large majority of white women want to fuck off from Hungary. You can even look like a gypsie and as long as you don't act like one you'll score a decent pussy.

t. Hungarian, work citrix just shows as German

>Have a British accent
Why is this?

I don't know,but who cares? If anything having a girlfriend here is a stupid thing,you spend your money on going out , buying her food, gifts in the end you get no sex.

Brainlet women in Hungary (ie all the ones you would meet on Tinder, Woo or in a bar) associate being British with being wealthy and make the mental leap to sexualize it. Its helped by the fact that the third largest target of emigration in Hungary is the UK too.

i don't know

No idea. I consistently ask out lesbians by mistake

Moorish girls are very pretty

Based. Hungarian girls know whats up.