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whats your job

>drinking pop
not good for you mate, stick to water

I agree with your observations but only making politics of educated men would make it worse.

anime

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FOY

poor man's kyary

>gave blood twice
>muslim
gchq please leave

I love being rude to random people on /brit/

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unironically bin man

wrong.

fastmed.com/health-resources/poop-color-chart/

light brown poo is unhealthy.

Modern liberal ideology is entirely based around a massive overcorrection of trying to prevent something like Nazi Germany from occurring again.

She has man eyebrows mate so get over it

stop lying wanker

how'd you get that sweet gig

fancy a girl from toil but am actually not that fond of her irl - despite the fact that she flirts with me.

feel as though i'm in this weird limbo between not enjoying normie shit but not being dedicated enough to pursue autist levels of skill and perfection - instead in this unhappy medium of self-awareness, dreams of self-improvment but not the focus required and enjoyment of normie shit but not the stamina or finesse to really keep up with it.

politics as a whole just doesn't work, no matter how perfect the system, humans will find some way to fuck it up

yanks go on about how "free" they are, but is being in 6 figures of college debt and relying on toilberg to pay for your health insurance really "freedom"?

buy her shoes

if i was walking down a river and saw a nonwhite drowning I wouldn’t help him

I have no debt

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always have a good laugh at marxists who idolise scandinavia

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work.

Jesus?

my mate already had a job there so I sort of got a foot in but applied at the council like everyone else.
it's actually really good money and I'm saving a lot

had a fat shit that gave me piles

gonna have a poo now so wish me a medium brown colour

went out with her and other toil friends today

feeling really strange about it now.

don't think she's even worth pursuing, but you know whatever.

I'm glad the little spic gremlins are being locked in cages
It makes me happy

Jesus was white have you not seen the pictures in churches

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Waiting to help others until you're better off could turn into a situation where you never actually help others. At what point are you "well off enough" but you stop thinking only about yourself?

if I was walking down a river and saw a Gael drowning, I'd save his life and stay with him until he recovered fully.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYW7KshsZMw

wouldn't be drowning would he
walking on water and all that

BOOOM

the nuclear blackpill

just lol if you're doing openers on tinder
AHAHAHAHAHA

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had a date with a black girl today. not that into her. stupidly said im keen to see more of her though. fuck.

>tfw no cute romanian misfit by my side

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Was actually going for a play on how user said "down" a river, so I was implying he was walking on water like Jesus. I did think it was a little obtuse mind.

>poor man's kyary

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Fuck off Ahmed

>feel as though i'm in this weird limbo between not enjoying normie shit but not being dedicated enough to pursue autist levels of skill and perfection
I think most of us are like that. It's just the sign of a balanced view of life. Not uncultured, not autistic.

kys rumeno diasadatta poster

based and redpilled

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shame the archive is down, really enjoyed keeping up with daveposting

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absolute monarchies and single party meritocracies > democrazies

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Sue rhymes with poo hahahahahhah

works better than every other system, that's what you're forgetting

and nearly all problems in democracy would be fixed by higher levels of education of the populace

britain cries out for libertarian socialism

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rude

honestly dont know what to make of this

I think I saw a ghost lads. It was about 3 months ago. I was just in the kitchen before going to bed at about midnight. I turned around to face the living and there was a white haze or mist in the middle of the room. As soon as I saw it it just disappeared. My heart literally jolted in my chest. I didn't scream but I was frozen in fear for a few seconds. Still can't make sense of it today. I was sober at the time too. Apparently it's common to see a white mist or haze. Should I be worried?

I'm not an incel, but the "copelords" on r/tinder are just the worst, they spend all day crafting the perfect response with puns to send to stacey, when she gets 50-100 messages per day

why even fucking bother

send her my way please

Better than redpilled. I'm Pearsepilled. Waiting for the divine inspiration for me to speak to God and tell him I will give my life for beautiful Éire and the Gaelic people.

sue is a clapped sket

Great taste Rhodesian

oh that was me mate sorry x

Tinder is shit, but that's just my ugly talking

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It's the Jow Forums equilibrium.

most of Jow Forums can pass as normies but feels weird whilst with normies

most of Jow Forums could easily slip into autism but actually lacks the tunnel vision that is required to achieve greatness.

egalitarian meritocratic technocracy when?

first wank of the day has concluded, it surely won't be the last
why am i so fuckin horny

absolute state of this post
sort yourself out mate

these are fakes made to fuck with Jow Forums you mong

When you're at a point in life when you can foresee what you're going to do in the future and you have a plan that you can stick to. Or alternatively, when you're old, successful and you've accomplished everything you need to do.

Traced my ancestry back to about 1705 on fathers line and figured out that my 7x great grandfather from Scotland cucked some a*glos wife from Northamptonshire and fled to America in 1730ish and eventually resulted in me. Who else is from a line of Scottish BVLLs?

if i seen a bio like that i’d swipe for the laugh desu

>needing all day to come up with a pun
Is this true for some people? They are literally my instinctual response at all times. I've had people tell me horrible news about illnesses or whatever and I've caught myself about to make a pun about it.

Tinder's not for me but one of my mates is big on the online stuff. Does Tinder and POF and all that and I just hit him with some puns if a bird messages him while we're hanging out and he'll thank me the next time he sees me after she shags him.

remember that lad who would bang on about peak oil?

gareth bale is performing well in the world cup isnt he.
well i assume he is. havent seen him play

I was on summer holiday in January staying in some old house by a beach. I was sharing a room with my brother and at like 11 when we're trying to get to sleep he suddenly starts babbling incomprehensible stuff in a really deep voice. So I ask him what's up and he has no recollection of it.
Weird stuff

>thinking I care what an *nglo thinks of me
lmao

Was about to say that im only doing my first now then I realised it's 00:13
I managed 1 day nofap absolute madlad I am

>tfw haven't had sex in 2 yeras
>tfw actually had sex and had a gf 2 years ago

no idea where you're meant to make gfs and partners from 2bh lads.

there's a very fine line, basically it's like this

>he's a chad, she'd fuck him regardless
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>his pun was good, got a response
>his pun wasn't good enough, no response
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>average male

dunno but if you find out tell me
im terribly lonely

the lads

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Was he awake at the time?

try 10 years mate

Was sitting in uni with my mate that's a cute girl and we were doing work in an empty computer lab and we stopped typing to have a chat about something or other and then we heard someone typing and we went quiet cuz we thought someone else was in the room hearing our convo but then we checked and no one was there. I started winding her up with all that "oooOoOoOOOoooo" stuff and poking her and teasing her and all that but then I heard the sound of a mouse clicking right next to me and we both shit a brick. She clung onto me for dear life as we packed up and left haha.

yeah

I'm off to the gf shop, you lads want anything?

i was in my uni degree
i befriended a gir in the course who said she'd never see me as anything more than a friend and then one day insisted that i massage her naked - literally did nothing to create that chance besides go against every rule in the book about not enterrring the friendzone.

don't see how i can possibly recreate that sort of thing again.

You'd be surprised just how effective being funny is at getting in a girl's knickers. I'm an ugly cunt but getting a girl laughing is easy as fuck for me and works a treat. Women love feeling things. Any things. Laughter is a great gateway into this. Throw in a scare or two and then a "deep connection" (pick one of those typical 20 questions style questions and hit her with it) and you're good to go. Can get from 0 to 100 in like 5 minutes if you get good at it.

real shit mate
5-10 years time things are going to get MAD
why do you think russia's getting their foot in the door in the middle east?

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