SCANDAL edition
/asean/
Jordan Davis
Other urls found in this thread:
newsinfo.inquirer.net
freemalaysiatoday.com
kilimgeoforestpark.com
en.wikipedia.org
openrec.tv
rappler.com
twitter.com
Bentley Bennett
Laper
Ayden Sullivan
Sleepy
David Ross
Wake up and go get a shower!!
Uncle Jesus need your ass clean
Benjamin Russell
Why do people like traps? Serious question.
Aaron Thomas
Wakey time for church
Wyatt Lopez
Austin Jones
>Looks like a girl
>Can't get preggers
Michael Cook
Why not go for actual girls instead?
Jacob Smith
Traps are submissive
Josiah Martinez
4 years since last time i went to church
Nathaniel Ross
To hell with PLDT. Uploading an image takes 20 seconds.
Cameron Thomas
Over in my house, for some strange reason, my laptop disconnects from the internet when I try uploading an image. It doesn't happen with my other gadgets though, so it might be an error on my computer.
Christian Reed
>Im 18 years old and i live in Ozamiz city. I live with my mom. I have one ex, his a Australian man. He broke up with me and and go to my aunt
What the fuck?
Elijah Flores
Let's eat.
Blake Garcia
Hujan
Aiden Cooper
Why are tagalogs so stuborn?
They are the main reason why we have astronomical inflation.
Why the peso is down and why this country is poor.
Please if you are a Tagalog help the country or justr kys if you’re just gonna be a burden like your sex slaves ancestors.
Jacob Davis
It seems like bisayans are the traitors that keep bringing us down to this shithole
smfh
newsinfo.inquirer.net
Dominic Jones
he wanted to deal with the russian and china
thats what he gets
Nathan Edwards
lmao how many butthurt bisayan sex slaves "but the economy is actually good" posts did Duterte just shoot down
but I'm sure we're going to keep seeing more of those
Ian Howard
>inb4 Child C should get a flute according to some Flips
Lincoln Edwards
Lmao @ self serving tagalogs.
You are reason why the country stagnates.
Have some shame and donate your properties to those who needs it.
Help those children who are the victims of Demgvaxia and other Yellowtard catastrophic projects.
Daniel Parker
source please
Jacob Murphy
That 3D renderings meme is going to be real
if our our economy keeps flunking like this
>The President admitted that the situation in the provinces had become a problem for his administration because projects were barely progressing.
>“Interest rates are picking up, are getting high so it destroys the existing [economic gains] … You raise your [interest rate], our [peso value] goes down, theoretically,” Duterte said in a speech at the National Information and Communications 2018 Summit at SMX Convention Center here.
>“I said in Manila, they’re starting the megaprojects well. I supposed that they would be doing it on time. But in the provinces, it’s a doldrums thing,” he added.
Justin Ramirez
once again beating Aquino when it comes to failures
bisayans are so dumb and ratchet
Matthew Cook
Few days ago 'remove foreign cooks no compromise MMGA'.
freemalaysiatoday.com
U turn within days, this ride just keeps getting better.
Jose Cox
So hungry
Xavier Smith
Do you guys know the English word for 'lurus bendul'? Google says naive but I don't thats really accurate
Carson Rivera
Straight as an arrow
Eli Walker
That could work, just wanted to make a thread on Jow Forums
Thanks abang
Ryder Carter
Come here and eat my cock
Alexander Carter
>java sea=200m
>toba lake=1600m
Teh fug?
Elijah Perry
>mfw reading filipino news
Ian Butler
Time for a geography lesson it seems.
SEA seas is the result of tectonic plates crashing into each other and rising as a result, oldest stone formation around Andaman sea dates back to around 1billion years ago. Even our oldest fossils is only 500million years old that you can see embedded into the rocks at Kilim geopark.
kilimgeoforestpark.com
Toba lake is the result of apocalyptic tier supervolcano blowing up the entire mountain into the sky and scattering it all over SEA and then collapsed leaving a deep hole.
en.wikipedia.org
Lake Taupo in NZ is a similar lake, the volcano explosion buried the entire region with around 5m soil.
John Clark
>Jow Forums
Hello fellow robotbro
John Mitchell
I don't think a poor person would be happy if a flute was given to them. That being said, I'd pick B.
Jaxson Allen
"Bisayans" are brainlet retards.
Levi Martin
still new there
been on and off there since I did the robot rating test, results always dead center on the cyborg
don't feel normal but don't feel robot either
Xavier Sullivan
Then you are a failed normie
Landon Cook
Isaac Rogers
just earlier this year my mom would keep calling me fat, even though I wasn't fat but just slightly chubby. so I went and lost weight, and now my mom keeps saying I'm too kurus
holy hell mom what do you want I only lost like 7kg and suddenly I'm too kurus wtf
Ryan Rogers
Lets play weeb card game /asean/.
openrec.tv
Andrew Nguyen
Please be in Batavia.
Benjamin Thompson
Aseans love BBC
Noah Lewis
Child C should get the flute
A & B get my dick
Jack Turner
>three children are fighting
Found the problem. They're fucking kids . I will step in, slapped all of 'em and told em to stop fighting and I will break the fucking flute into pieces and see they cry miserably.
Blake Edwards
>went to work
>The boss told me that she hired a new worker
>Yeahwhatever.jpeg
>Turns out that the new worker is an indonesian from acheh
>He told me he's doing part time at night as dishwasher and drive lorry during the day
>Have a conversation with him
>He told me about stories from his village in acheh
>his accent is a bit retarded but overall a nice, hardworking goy
Brayden Hernandez
Fuck A
Marry B
Kill C
David Allen
report him to immigration
Jacob Williams
I'm not sure whether he's legal or not but he did told me that he doesn't have a lorry driving license. Pretty chad if you asked me.
Ayden Torres
No shit, he used to transport weeds from Aceh to Medan at night to avoid cops. Report him and your boss anyway
Kayden Davis
Tagalogs: Sasakupin na tayo ng China
Also Tagalogs: No to Mandatory ROTC and conscription
Owen Long
I-i can't he's my bro and he has a kid and a wife
>he used to transport weed
Holy fuck user, it could be true...He planted a weed plant outside his house
Ian Powell
Bisayan sex slaves: Sasakupin na tayo ng China thanks tatay digong
Also Bisayan coward sexslaves:
rappler.com
>Duterte, who as President wants to bring back mandatory ROTC, said he tricked the military registrar by submitting medical documents that proved he was too sickly to take ROTC, thus exempting him from the requirement.
Julian Perry
lmao enjoy jail when cops suddenly burst into your workplace and find out that you're hanging out with him. He's probably a fugitive back in Aceh
Ethan Baker
>be Malay-chan
>Suicide because bitcoin investment busts
Levi Adams
YEAH STEAL THEIR CULTURES
Eli Watson
>malay-chan
I thought he got permabanned because he shitpost non-stop at Jow Forums
Nah, the acheh guy and my boss is the one who's going to jail if the cops raid the restaurant. They're the one who's running everything, im just a cook ffs...But still if i go to jail , /asean/ will hail me as a chad for being the only posters who survived the big house.
Dominic Baker
You're already a chad, ariff
Nathaniel Turner
Sebat dulu gan
Sebastian Cook
jesus u guys remember me....I should consider being a tripfag from now on...
Anthony Carter
I blame tagalogs for this.
Oi! Do something about the economy, you lazy bums.
Benjamin Bailey
Now you know why
Incompetent bisayan leaders and oligarchs with thier sexslave mentality
Tsktsktsk
Jeremiah Adams
>be german gook cigul poster
>Posted dik pik
>Some indo reported him
>Tried to post by proxy
>B8 again for ban ev8ing
Jacob Young
It means our stocks are cheap and we are selling but no one is interested in buying them
Because our president is a bisayan moron.
Nolan Ramirez
But A another flute, give B back her flute, give C foods or something, he's probably hungry.
Brayden Morris
How did you lost fat?
Bentley Jones
By eliminating Nasi Lemak in his diet.
Stop eating that shit and diabetes will not haunt you for another decade.
Ryan Nelson
Reported to Polis Diraja Malaysia
See you in 10 years arif
Wyatt Russell
>arif MD
Damn, you're also a doctor? Dunno there's a multitalent in /asean/. I'm proud of you, arif.
Matthew Roberts
>Stocks climb under Aquino
>worst president ever!
>Stocks crash under Duterte
>best president ever!
Please explain ka-DDS
Evan Jackson
of course we do, but you don't need a trip because you're so chad we can identify your post right away, trip is for weak soyboys like MKL who only want attention and validation
also I look forward to meeting you in my dreams again :3
Christopher Gomez
>President Rodrigo Duterte says he tricked the military registrar by submitting medical documents of another man who had a communicable disease
He really does you know.
AYAN NA NAMAN MGA "BIsAYaN" !
Jesus, it's pathetic that your being paid for this. Just goes to show, how you pathetic you "bisayans" are.
(Bisayans have no sense of nationhood and would rather have the entire PH crumble and become a Chekwa slumfest B*s*y*n city.)
Justin Murphy
>aquino sucks
Only if you are a marcostard and dutertard
Most of his complians are from SAF
Nicholas Rodriguez
Most pipol don't own stocks
Jose Wright
21 hours before i'm officially employed
Feels bad man
Juan Collins
jogging and intermittent fasting
Gavin Nguyen
DDS are filled with idiot "B154Y4N" masses.
Sebastian Rogers
22 hours before my final bachelor test. I dont know what should i feel. I havent studied at all. Probably gonna study while watching WC later.
Gavin Campbell
wtf dude has no jaw
Ayden Johnson
Pretty sure his base, ironically, is the Tagalogs. Bisayans were split between him, Roxas, and Miriam.
Samuel Mitchell
Nope.
t.B154Y4landiastani
Dominic Kelly
Thats only true for bacolood and iloilo
His base is in Mindanao
Camden Ross
Hes a different Ariff but what are the odds
>Both chef
>Both mutts
>Both conservatives in liberal cities (PJ, Penang)
William Hill
Hiligaynons are the best, rational Filipino citizens.Miriam and Mar are both born from the Negros Island Region, NOT "B154Y4N".
Eli Young
Ariff is a name reserved for chads
William Powell
Do these communist students know nothing but to protest?
Even in their last day at college they still do nothing but protest.
Shame that my hard earned tax money goes to the like of MKL and his bum tagalog schoolmates.
Zachary Harris
what about arif with one f
Adam Cook
gorrection
>Both mutts (Chink mutt, Mamak mutt)
Leo Miller
shill is low IQ cannot comprehend anything outside his shithole
Andrew Martinez
>le tax munie
You're slum is being subsidized by the Tagalogs brainlet
Robert Diaz
Still chads but inferior compared to ariff
Levi Torres
same difference
Jace Adams
Would that mean Arifff is the super chad?
Dominic Clark
Nah that's for retards
Austin Cruz
Its a shame my taxes goes to provincal bisayan oligarchs that perpatues slum culture
So
Carter Sullivan
She wants you to get jacked too
[spoiler]and fuck her furiously when you're dad's away [\quote]
Nice trip desu
William Parker
Lel Marcos graduated from UP
Even Pnoy is from Ateneo
Pick and choose outrage
Joseph Lopez
ROXAS?
Brody Miller
Shills are brainlets I swear, there needs to be a counterattack against them, for the betterment of society.