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youtube.com/watch?v=86OkGaKck3I
>english humo(u)r

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Sounds like a leftykek pasta. Right wingers usually attract women more than leftcucks do.

She looks fine there

only oldcels remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=yiK-vo68YVM

i'm a pureblooded 5th generation ravenclaw m8

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reckon most nonce hunters are paedos themselves 2bh

reckon you'd need a bit of reaction formation to spend weeks at a time trying to catch a paedo (maybe excepting people who were abused/relations of someone abused)

bit slow you are

>1:1 neurocranium to splanchocranium
>Fine

LMFAOOOOO

brits wish they were this wacky

a lot of them were nonced as kids themselves, or so they so often claim

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a weak chin is a state of mind
a weak state of mind

Your picky standards are why you're an incel.

Want to do one of those wacky trips on Lupine Travel

Chad, Turkmenistan or Chechnya would be so interesting. Still don't have the balls for North Korea though after Otto Warmbier.

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great banter

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dont fucking steal propaganda posters you thick shit and youll be absolutely fine you cretin

*steam rolls towards you*

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I’d happily be 5ft 6 with a proper chin than my current above average height with a weak chin

>Still don't have the balls for North Korea though after Otto Warmbier
>not wanting to go to north korea and share a drink with kimmy now that he's cooled off and made friends with moon

*counterattacks you*

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is there a nation more permanently butthurt than serbs? they're still seething over xhaka and shaqiri lmao

i hate Mexico

>be me on the plane back from Prague yesterday
>sitting in aisle seat
>stewardess reaches up over me to rearrange stuff in the overhead compartment
>her crotch and belly is pressed tightly into my arm and shoulder and her tits are literally squashed into the left half of my face
>pretend to read my kindle like I haven't noticed

Why is this allowed? If it had been the other way round I would have been arrested.

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>Chichijima/Bonin islands

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I'm not an incel.

I just have zero desire to reproduce because of my sub 8/10 looks

Compassion for my unborn children whose souls dance among the tall grass in the Elysial fields

>my kindle

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never shagged anyone on a plane before but i would if the opportunity presented itself

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Jodie the Pig from Amityville NY
2 years ago
That will probably never happen because Zionists own our politicians of the DemonRat and the ReThuglican parties. Those scumbags have more loyalty to the Jews that to Americans. Fuck them!

is it fair to say we could trim that sentence down to "never shagged anyone [...] but i would if the opportunity presented itself"

*doesn't block your path*

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*calls in support*

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absolutely refuse to believe that cute girls poo

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wtf we cant go to albania?

???

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wouldnt be fair as it would be telling a damaging lie about me

Odd shade of black

off to asda for a big black dress

>Chernobyl
>Transnistria
>Cuba
>Iran
>Lebanon
>Georgia
>Pitcairn Islands

These are a bit edgy but not exactly in the same league as the DRC or Somalia

toilberg wants me to toil today

it's bloody sunday fer chrissakes

TIIIIME WON'T LET ME GOOOOOO

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sunday
bloody sunday

Terrifying that DR Congo exists

nah its saturday innit haha x

>amerislows

most of these look like edgy memes
Iran would be a genuinely great trip, I've been saving to visit soon since I have friends there

pouring another glass of rum oh my days

youtube.com/watch?v=Qemb_RHfYlU

me and the brother made a little video x

i invented a cocktail called the clucker

heres me heh
youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

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i went to georgia and armenia by my self, u def dont need to pay a shekelstein for a tour there

I'm listening to a British professor right now. He sounds exactly like the stereotype.

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looking fit, would you like to meet up ?X

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There are millions of Muslim sluts hungry for white cock!

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*dabs on the yanks*

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reminder that if you arent married by 18-22 this is what you get left with x

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business idea: become a trucker in Africa

But first, you need to make sure you don't look like a slob. Take a shower. Get your hair cut. Put on clothes that fit. When you do this, make sure you be yourself. Because looks are subjective. There's a woman out there for any type of guy. Even fat guys get girls! But go to the gym. If you aren't at least 10% body fat, how can you expect a girl to find you physically attractive?

should i cop this?

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>is intelligent
wahey

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>wanking to pov porn
>missionary position
>can see the girls feet

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>A British naval mascot, Timothy (1839–2004) was the last "veteran" of the Crimean War
Wew

At this point I'm only staying alive to get high on drugs. I don't have any reason to live.

What are the odds there will actually be a new referendum? I read ten thousands of anti brexit fags were screaming in london yesterday asking for a new referendum

youtu.be/9Qmwsg2pyEc

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Brexit's going to happen and there's nothing the whiners can do to stop it.

NEED her to be my gf

Either Germany will destroy the Jews, or the Jews will destroy Germany.

is3.Jow Forums.org/wsg/1527517827646.webm

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a large amount of my brainpower is dedicated towards remembering which folder I saved specific Jow Forums meme images in

Why are Norwegian women so much more peng than Danes or Swedes?

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hapa gf is the goal

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animes

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VERY based post
EXTRAORDINARY post

I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.

No money. No education. No friends. My family hates me.

>Either Germany will destroy the Jews, or the Jews will destroy Germany.

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I also read that the green party and the liberal democrats wich apparently are both small parties are also calling for a second referendum. So not only tens of thousands of people on the street but also politicians

this
This
THIS

the only time I ever managed to convince a girl to shag me I couldn't it it up, but I remember how nice it feels to have a girls legs wrapped around you

unironicly peng
youtube.com/watch?v=rKl9yh5QToY

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Tens of thousands of idiots and two irrelevant parties.

Wales cries out for a National Socialist Ethnostate.

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