Your pussy

>Your pussy
>How often do you find Alacranes in your house?

>Mex
>once per month at least

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we call those 'alakdan'

Surprisingly never, I do see a ton of house centipedes though.

Yes, Filipinas used to be a Mexican colony

it may be because of your location

holy shit, fucking never, thank god

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Never

I like scorpions, while I hate spiders.
I want the former to replace the every latter.

Northwestern Mexico

mexico
never

Found one once in my grandma's home in the countryside several years ago

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I found a big black mean one in my shoe and it pinch my toe

what did you do

If I found a fucking scorpion in my house I would douse the entire goddamn block in gasoline.

I threw him over the garden wall into the neighbours yard

Shit, that's large

Surprising indeed

they're harmless

Fuck these motherfuckers

I've never seen one, thankfully

>they're harmless
depends on the species, doesn't it? not just venom potency but also I heard some of them are aggressive and will actually follow you

A picture of me vacationing in Mexico

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based

didn't you have to go to the doctor?

no he pinch with his claw
these scorpions are not dangerous to humans anyway if they sting, they're just angry

never
cus i don't live in Durango

never. I once however put a rubber scorpion in my brothers shoe to scare him. got him good lol

>they are harmless therefore just enjoy sharing your house with a fucking scorpion dude lol it wont kill you anyway why are you so scared of it haha

Almost daily. Guanajuato here. They like my family clean clothes pile for some reason.

c'mon, It's not like it's a slav

They are harmless indeed.

I'm the guy from
For my little brother when they sting him he actually gets less worse than if a mosquito would have bitten him.

Also, everyone I know says that the bigger they are the less deadly they are.

Cunt
Never. We have em but they don't come in houses. Maybe in some areas they do but I've never heard of it.

>calling escorpiones "alacranes"
And you have the nerve to call us moors

They're not deadly, the ones in the Iberian Peninsula. My grandma once got stung by one and she said it was the worst pain in her whole life and she wanted to die though.