/brit/

going to mummy and daddys, if they dont make me a brekky as soon as i arrive i will have a big tantrum

name one thing Scotland has contributed to the world

History documentary: youtu.be/oXA68nc2gmM

Get you some knowledge.

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might head to aldi for a wank

Scottish lasses. HNNNNGG!

No, it's 2, 4, 1, 3

cornetto

Uber Eats makes it hard to justify picking up takeaway now

Will I walk for 30 minutes or pay $5?
The choice is obvious if you're employed

Church! The old fire station tower that looks like a marionette throws people

Yeah but the giant dome too

I had a dream that I was back in England in Shakespeare times, and they threw me in the tower of London for wearing a lady's dress. I will admit, I was being naughty.

ill never have any kids

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shortbread ?

Ireland’s vote to legalise abortion is having a percussive impact on its neighbours

>yeah it'll be there in an hour mate

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I want to put my penis inside Emma Watson’s vagina.

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My sister refused to let me shower today, she kept turning the water off

Had to call my dad to guard the door

She then started humming "here comes the freak" to the tune of here comes the bride as I was leaving

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I refuse to use an app that has a halal section

If a woman has a vagina, I don't understand how she doesn't have the right to evict whatever happens to be living up there, be it a goblin, or a worm, or a midget, or a baby.

Workmate who heavily invested early into ETH said he'd sell once it reached $1000USD

It stayed above 1K for an entire MONTH and he still didn't sell, now it's down to $440, the IDIOT

Doesn't really work when you're still drinking and need to go out for a smoke and the suns up.

it tends to be people who piss money up the wall who are strapped for cash
not necessarily the unemployed, they're forced to spend smart, like spending nothing when that's an option

eating takeaway food funds global terrorism and organised crime

>ill never have a beard like this

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I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESHWORMS CAN DRINK THE BRAINJUICE OF THE FETUS

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESHWORMS CAN DRINK THE BRAINJUICE OF THE FETUS

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESHWORMS CAN DRINK THE BRAINJUICE OF THE FETUS

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESHWORMS CAN DRINK THE BRAINJUICE OF THE FETUS

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What?

Is anyone watching the doco I linked? It's a good one. It's an American documentary on the history of Great Britain.

>If a woman has a vagina
>if

The incel density on Jow Forums is through the roof.

Some women have penises. Even I know that.

She's pissed because she's the only one who cleans it

I tell her then to stop cleaning it all if it brothers her so much

Part of them problem in my eyes is that she never once cleaned the old bathroom even though I did

fetuses are like vampires
you can't hurt them if you invite them in

pink floyd are shit and anyone who disagrees is either a band member or a total absolute faggot

They're not gonna go for that lad.

Check out this documentary: youtu.be/oXA68nc2gmM

Pink Floyd's 1st album was good, but they were basically a totally different band. I can't listen to any of their other stuff.

Popular near you on UberEats
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I think I'll stick to my local french restaurant desu

Twist your neck you paddy mcgillicuddy twat.

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Don’t feel like watching a documentary at 9am

need to descend deeper into the black pill

most things take 25-35mins for me

Just finished it m8, brilliant doco
my favourite was the british history

>Maccy Ds
fuck off pom twat
it's maccas

Hmm youtube.com/watch?v=wfMqoxIcokE

>start entry level job at company
>two months later
>already higher ups are telling me that I should go for a management role (two grades above my current position) when one becomes available
>been told that Im showing signs of leadership and seem brighter than the others at my level

Am I an chad yet

>Am I an chad yet
>an

kys urslf

Nah, in Australia it's Makiyos since you're all chinks

I want moni to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Sounds like you're the token paki

business idea: people with a sense of humour who enjoy socially-acceptable racist comedy

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moni mate i know you think you're being insulting but it's just pathetic
the mexican has better insults

0w0

I'm white x

always projecting Moni
Glad to see you're still about

The state of your bogan existence
Come to Fed Square any day any time lid

You don't give me much to work with

Guess you're the token tard/freak/povvo then

I can't believe England got conquered by William the Conqueror. Dude lived up to his name.

FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

and gengis khan khan't be tamed

Thanks

Friend

why would abritish guy watch an american documentry about the uk, fucking state of leaflets

>Guess you're the token tard/freak/povvo then
what are you then

'ate 'he 'ol 'inder 'pner

"Looking to settle down with a good, clean lass NOT on Tinder, need to practice on you lot until then"

With my face like pic related

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Nah, it's maccas you cheeky, chink cunt

So this is a 22 year old.....

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>does job better than most of the others at my level
>colleagues and customers enjoy talking to me

Hmmm yes, definitely a tard x

Yep, university-level education
youtube.com/watch?v=hN9xemJYwos

It's clearly false that STEM is the only rigorous subject matter

dont get it

something not quite right about this one

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SCREAMING

youtube.com/watch?v=VNswoVE5vws

'

imagine replying to a nonce in 2018, grim you people

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no one says stem is the only rigorous subject matter wtf strawman is this idiot drawing

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rochdale and croydon look very similuar

i'll die if I don't get a cute gf

I see we have some new faces
anyone want to introduce themselves?

God i wish that were me.

If we don’t stop hairless apes originating on the wrong side of imaginary lines on a flying space rock from crossing those imaginary lines, we won’t have a fictitious community of hairless apes from this side of the imaginary lines any more

When Germany or a Scandi nation play, the cameramen focus on finding the prettiest blonde girls.

When England plays, the cameramen focus on finding bald toothless men called Barry.

name's Tim

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My name is Mufasa from Mombasa. I speak Swahili and dance the Jitterbug.

I'm Bursteven

is race mixing between british females and blacks from the british caribbean really as common as it seems?

*rearranges the atoms that could be socially constructed to represent "you"*

nothing personnel, kid