29 years old

>29 years old
>still have wet dreams

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Did you have flashbacks to horses charging tiger tanks again?
*hugs you

When I have wet dreams my mind wants to cum but my body edges endlessly, I rarely go all the way and I mostly wake up before cumming with a hard throbbing dick. Maybe it's a subconscious defence to avoid cumming my pants.
Also I often dream of masturbating instead of having sex, is it bad?

That's because you don't get laid

Wow I thought we were talking about urinating

very very cute :3

>this thread

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this but with a dose of irony

You are just pissing yourself, aren't you?

I have wet dreams every other night, it sucks