Stop racemixing with Swedes

Stop racemixing with Swedes

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He's right you know

I can't help the fact that my ancestors were from e*Poo and not Kuhmo
I even do the soyboy face when I'm happy or surprised

I'm literally swede with a swedish surname but I'm still a brown eyed mutt while all my friends are blonde. I hate everything about these nigger genes to what kind of fucking cucks the swedes are in general vittu fuck perkele.

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Shut up cunt, brown eyes are based and manly

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No they are not when you stand out of the crowd all the time like the fucking nigger you are and even get called out for it. "Wow such an adorable niggerbuttons you have they sure are rare here"
I don't want any of that special attention on a feature I dislike

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Manly is a brutish way, brown eyes are disgusting

Oh and you can't be manly when you are a fucking manlet

Nothing wrong with brown eyes

Hmm we mostly have blue or grey eyes though. Maybe you got some Sami genes in there Pekka Svensson

No if something it's g*rman, people say (even abroad) my mother looks like the average darker featured germans do.

Fuck g*Rmans. They beat us in football yesterday and we should have won. I unironically want to exterminate germshits now for their crimes against our based team

Actually I know for sure there is zero sami in there and it's checked out, I'd definitively use those sami privileges if I had any.

You know they used to live as far south as Helsinki, right?

Hmm how hard would it be for a Swede or Finn to LARP as sami and get gibs for it? Could this be the next-level NEET master race? NEETbucks+ Samibucks+ autismbucks

Impossible. They get to decide themselves who is Sami and who is not in their councils.

What if I put on a Sami hat and claim my parents were Samis?

They aren't registered as such so wouldn't work

What if I claim they are dead? I need those gibs Pekka I could pull it off I think. If I learn some LuleƄ Sami language and put on the damn hat perhaps it might work

They use dna for it, learn to hack it or try bribing and you're all good

What if I somehow were to obtain a blood sample from a Sami person and used it as my own? Then I'd be fucking sami girls in the tents and herding reindeers all day

WTF I FORGIVE SWEDES NOW

You really can't. They would be registered as Sami even if dead.

That's the one you buy to get your wrong sample in. Congratulations, welcome to good life

>tfw green and brown eyes
literal mutt eyes
why couldn't I have had green on it's own or brown on it's own

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I happen to know one with a blue and green mix, looked quite good on him desu

>Stop racemixing
No

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