>You are stopped by the amerimutt police force
wat do?
You are stopped by the amerimutt police force
Julian Allen
Lincoln Collins
mag dump, die knowing I did the right thing.
Ayden Rivera
recite Immanuel Kant in Yiddish on the ground with my hands on my head so I don't get shot
Kevin Powell
Get shot probably
Gabriel Gonzalez
Surrender and let her search me
Thomas Reyes
Pledge allegiance to the merican flag while eating burger, do a backflip and get shot.
Lincoln Williams
you forgot something *dabs*
Thomas Scott
>you'll never have a big bunda officer sit on ur face while she reads you your rights
Xavier Nguyen
this girl is Ana Foxxx
Nicholas Myers
Contact!
Gabriel Brown
n-na cara não, pra não estragar o velório
Connor Cruz
Luis Gray
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE; SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY OF THEE I SING!
LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED;
LAND OF LF THE PILGRIMS PRIDE;
FROM EVERY MOUNTAINSIDE
LET FREEDOM RING!
Jeremiah Clark
A friend of my brother look exactly like Cap Nascimento, and that's actually his nickname.
I'm going to look for some pic of him for the keks
Adrian Martinez
'Tis has an apostrophe. Prepare to be shot, criminal scum
Grayson Hill
>this Chilean-Australian police officer pulls you over
what do
Christian Torres
thank you for your service
Landon Cooper
ITS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO MISSPELL, GRAMMAR TYRANT!
Elijah Bailey
Chase Morales
Here's my documentation, officer. I hope I didn't violate any of your American laws, Sir. I didn't know Kinder Surprise was banned.
Landon Sanders
Please! I already paid my seminal reparations in accordance with the Kushner law! I'm bone dry!
Levi Parker
crawl to them with my hands up and my back to them while doing jumping jacks and tap dancing
but since i'm a chain smoker i'd fail at some point and get shot
Colton Ramirez
AM I BEING DETAINED? OFFICER, AM I BEING DETAINED? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW IF I AM BEING DETAINED. NO, I WILL NOT DO THAT BEFORE YOU ANSWER ME, AM I BEING DETAINED? WHY ARE YOU DETAINING MY OFFICER?
Joseph Wright
Pray that she handcuffs me.