Psychologist be like

mechanics be like
>I'm here to fix your car! what? you dont have money?, haha fuck off then.

>hello I am a psychologist in Greece can I hel-HAHAHAHA THE FAGGOT NEEDS A PSYCHOLOGIST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PROBABLY GAY

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>going to psychologist
>he prescribes you beta retard meds

y live

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>going to a psychologist in the first place

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anecdote: I tried two male shrinks and it was a waste of time

it's "paid" not "payed"
this message paid for by my autism

I have autism as well.

Are psychologists just budget psychiatrists?

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English is a retard language, psychiatrist and psycholog is the same thing

No they are not.
Psychiatrist is an actual doctor.
Psychologist is a more like professional consultant. Borderline charlatan desu.

You don't need a psych if you learn Buddha. It's your own mind.

Over here it's worse. We have a public system of psychologists but they only do schizophrenics that already strangled some children and any other case they just find the right medicine and that's the end of it.
If you want anyone to actually help you with a milder problem like anxiety or depression you're better off on the free market.

No it's not. A psychiatrist has a different method of finding what's wrong with you and is a pill pedler in general, a psycologist is more there to give talk therapy

Shrinks are a waste of time and money

Psychiatry is thought in med school. Psychology is taught in liberal arts and social sciences schools

Are they medical doctors that can write out prescriptions? Here we have two kinds you talk to and the one who writes out the drug prescriptions

What's wrong with a woman shrink?

Since when can psychologists prescribe medication? Only psychiatrists can prescribe.

She's a woman so she's retarded

This, men are great fixers but shit at passive listening and tune at least half if everything out

My parents paid for a private psychologist. After 1 session I just quit. I couldn't bear the thought they were paying like €60 for some completely worthless session with some pathetic fuck asking me the most basic questions.

Should have just seen a psychologist that's covered by the healthcare system then

The whole dynamic would fuck with me as well, I would have to be drugged or tricked to talk to them like you are supposed too

>we are here for education
>50k pls
>what no money? No education
We here 4 money this is business

Does sweden only have public healthcare? In the BRD you get either mandatory public healthcare and richfags get their own private health insurance and are prefered by doctors/get fast appointments and better treatment

It's fucking disgusting really, with Hitler this wouldn't have happened

was going to reply this
some psychiatrists do psychology minors tho. the majority doesn't

there is no "suposed to". the shrink just wants to you know you better
the method in order to achieve that varies, the price remains the same unfortunately

What I meant by supposed too is that some of us are just to socially inept to properly receive treatment in that setting.

This is true

Taxation is theft. We're going down the path Ayn Rand chose for us.

>just too socially inept to properly receive treatment
but that's the cause or a symptom
it's also a thing the shrink has to know about and fix
what's the worst thing you imagine can happen if you go to a shrink? i'm curious now

Who would print curency with no taxes?

"""""mentally sick""""" 1st world people be like:
>uh I'm rich enough to go to psychologist and pay them 50k for just listening to me bitching about everything but I just feel so sad and my life is a mess when I have a well paid job :(

>I'm rich enough to go to psychologist
It's covered by Medicare

>be 1st worlders
>get paid for fictional disease

Well I would be an anxious neurotic hypervigilant con man who would just try to charm and amuse the shrink to get him to like me

I'm too autistic to accomplish any of that

>generally women are better at handling and understanding emotions
Untrue. Women are emotional, not emotionally intelligent.

I wish mkne looke like that
damn she was so ugly

Could you at least be yourself? Myself is hidden under like 5 fake versions

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to act so I just default to a monotone voice and just speak when spoken to, giving straightforward answers that are not necessarily the entire truth as to mitigate the embarrassment.

I wonder what causes that feeling of shame and embarrassment when trying to simply express yourself. I can relate I just cope with it an a way different way

This desu. It's mostly white people looking for drugs.

>people looking for drugs
You don't go to a psychologist for drugs.

Yes you do. I believe you can get prescribed stuff if you get a medical referral. I have a friend who's just a normal dude in my opinion but he started seeing a shrink and he said he has "adhd tendencies" and now he wants drugs for it.

You go to a psychiatrist for drugs.

I've been going to psychiatrist (not psychologist) every 2 weeks because I have insomnia. Whenever I'm there and I see other's people's papers I see that she makes them go like 2 times a year. Why the fuck do I need to go so frequently? I don't even take any meds atm

How are you seeing other people's papers? Aren't they supposed to be private?

Weird that don't immediately try to outdrug that one there like they do here. Here you would instantly be given tranquilizer/sedative

Lol, Balkan spies on their shrinks
t. Just yugoslav things

When I go to check in I see other people's papers so I can see how often they go
I tried 4 different meds but neither of them worked for me long term so I stopped taking them.

>other people's papers
Is it just a time log of when they are there?

Yes

What about me, I have no job, no school, no friends. Is it ok for me to seek help or you consider it a fictional disease as well?

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>anime picture

You are just an ugly normie who copes with video games and anime. Kys

>defending capitalism

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she wants your VUK

So is in Spain too but anyone who really need help would always choose private over public because quality and comfort.

What's actually the difference?

Last week when I was there she wanted to teach me how to dance but I sperged out and refused. Fucking her would be the ultimate ascension

those words aren't english
if they were they would be the same

Why would a psychiatrist be teaching you how to dance?

You can't choose when you want to go, or how often you go.

I think you must provide some proof that you really have a problem (for example, past suicide attempts in case of depression).

Public Healthcare psychologist do not care for you as much as private ones, because at the end of the month they are gonna get moneys one way or another, whereas the others have to make an effort to retain you as a client and make you recommend their services to others when the need arises.

Please green text this

>told her that I will be attending a wedding next week
>she commented that people usually dance there
>asked me how I feel about dancing
>I told her I've never danced before
>she asked me if I would be fine with dancing on that wedding
>"maybe, if I met some girl I liked I could dance with her"
>she asked if I ever thought about joining a dancing class
>told her no
>she asked if I would like her to show me the dancing position
>I sperged out about and said something about not wanting to dance with anyone for now until I fix my subhuman brain because I wont be able to find a girl to dance with anyway
>She: "Well, if that's what you decided..."
>Me:"No, mother nature decided that"

And then she switched the topic conversation to something else

Is dancing not seen as an intimate act in your culture? It is here so this interaction seems quite bizarre.

It is, but she knows that I'm a virgin with literally zero experience with girls and she tried to help me so I would be more comfortable around other girls. Too bad I'm subhuman genetic trash that can't be helped

They can't relate and thus understand male issues as well as another male.

I know how you feel user. I wish I didn't, but I know exactly how you feel.

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Someone didn't watch the sopranos