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grr

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What was May thinking here?

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Having a shit time falling asleep
Searching youtube.com for ASMR

don't care

alri virgin lad

she isnt human

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You're outnumbered sex having spastic
*virginpunches you*

CrinkleLuvin ASMR

thank me later.

le girl didnt le respond to my texts : ((

I dont fucking care.

word on the street is that it's coming home

actual lizard

Oí don’t touch my normie m8 you virgin cunt I’ll knock u spark out

>ME PUT WILLY IN ROASTY ME SUCCESFUL NOW

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whyd you text her than spastic virgin freak (haha just kidding how you doin son?)

Sick the British media's obsession with sledging the English national team at every opportunity. What happened to getting behind your man?

hahhaah sad little virgin

>England will finish 2nd in the group due to the goal they let in
HAHAHA

Literally the definition of human success is procreating and furthering the human race

If it's a tie vs Belgium it goes on conduct, and Belgium have more yellows than us

pulling for england in the WC. 3 lions on the shirt as they say, correct?

Is there a downside to finishing second?

Virgin rage boils in my heart
You think you can knock me out?
You idiot
You desperate fool
You utter door
I will bob & weave through your range and land devastating hooks to your body before firing an uppercut into your jaw, sending your teeth through the roof of your mouth and into your brains

thats not true though mohammed. England still have their third group game on Thursday with Belgium. The result there will determine who came second or first in the group.

Utterly wrong, that goal will not have an effect

poo bum

>implying any of the sex pests in this thread have procreated with the prostitute tier women they've shagged
HOWLING

would live in las vegas if it wasn't for the desert heat

LADS SHE TEXTED ME BACK !!!!!!

uncalled for and frankly poor game

Big British Boobies

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52 years of hurt
Never stopped me dreamin

Know for a fact there is at least one /Brit/ poster with a son

naughty girl, should have that clitty in a cage and a cock up the bum.

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honestly reckon england will make the semis

anyone here tried 2CB

already saw this one you utter turn-in

Finals you mean? la

Cant imagine being so subhuman you prefer some lads smelly cock over this

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very rarely see ford escorts, not seen a cavalier, nova or saxo in ages either
what happened lads? It's like it's not even Britain any more

my wife has a son

she sent me snapchats lads what does she mean by this xD btw im 18!

Holy shit America needs a purge

youtu.be/9Ol79p7orxE

STATE

every time i go to bilbao i hope i will find this woman

tell her to get her tits out

Fair call but she's literally a prostitute so she's fucking riddled

here you go sweetie

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>women

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a lot of my mates have, always wanted to but not got my hands on any yet
hopefully get some over the summer

who dis

>Fair call but she's literally a prostitute so she's fucking riddled

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>watching mock the week eating a bacon butty
>mum comes in tells me to take out the trash
>I mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her FOY, the stupid bint
>She gets me da
>Dad isnt happy and says he'll kick my ass
>I say "ass, fuck off yank twat".
>He reminds me that I've never been to the UK, let alone do I even own a passport
>I'm very upset and show him a graph of how much the healthcare would cost him if I hurt him
>He slaps me
>I'm crying, but contain myself enough to mutter "yanks can't handle the banter"
>He just shakes his head and slams his door on the way out
>I'm left in my room in mostly silence, the only noise is the fluttering of my liverpool posters from the wind of the door slam, and my tears.
>Jump in bed and bury my face into my St George's cross pillow case
>Luckily im on GMT so it's time for bed anyway

womp womp

> Smugdora.jpg

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World In Motion is unironically a top tune

and shoving your cock up another mans shitting contracting AIDS and a gastrointestinal parasite then raping kids is a better choice

did she get her tits out

Could you describe the tune to me?

What was the damage like?

>and shoving your cock up another mans shitting contracting AIDS and a gastrointestinal parasite then raping kids is a better choice

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post chunky cats

obsessed

>AIDS

just don't fuck niggers
And HIV is literally nothing anyway just take a pill

PAKI BENDER SEX OFFENDER CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH

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Just took the HIVpill lads

>autismoleaf is here

need a gf

...

just bought darkest dungeon

BBC is seething japan equalized

the gay SEETHES as you call out his child raping habits

love that Japan kit tho

how many gays are there

yanks are genuinely nice people, while brits are very bitter and depressed.

Lmao you seem a bit upset mate, HIV test come back positive?

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oh I'm not gay
it's just you're seemingly rambling about this shit for no reason, you're obsessed with gay people
seek help

any mega-yanks present?

Not bent just hate pakis. Simple as

welsh people are subhuman and so are gays

Fuck off back to Tower Hamlets, Ali.

Post sue

USA USA USA USA

Only agree with one of these

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only paki nigger queers post sue dont do it

>lelgium

LMAO not even a real country

I'm white sweetheart I just hate gays they're on par with pakis

make me you pansy bent cunt

have been exhausted this entire weekend, haven't had time to do anything i wanted to do.
now the endless toil beckons me.... i can hear her call
>wageyyy wageyyyy wakey wakeyyy
lads i dont want to go back...

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I thought this was a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture??