/brit/

might have a bf lads :)

Would defend toilberg from any commie

Syd Barrett pink floyd: awesome explorations into a VERY English psychedelia
Roger waters pink floyd: I love my daddy
David Gilmore pink floyd: boomer orchestra unlimited

Lads a Hot Fuzz happened on the way to the pub.

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Lol

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The only free individuals in history were the landed gentry (before the chosenites managed to get them all in debt). Imagine having a guaranteed source of large passive income, allowing you to spend your time as you wished.

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I'm a neo nazi

>commie tismo complains about poverty in western society
>micktismo complains about decadence in western society
????? can you guys explain yourselves ?????

I have a very feminine body + face

Is there any way I can find some obscenely rich sugar daddy that will throw thousands of £ at me?

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why's a picture of a man riding a horse in Sweden next to the quote?

His name is TISMOMICK and we are all very proud of him

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It's same wi Scots.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

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maguire looks like a massive retard

Best Pink Floyd was Richard Wright Pink Floyd

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watermelon tastes like absolute arse no idea why people eat it

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>1491225196365.png

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twitter.com/KevinTuffy/status/1010884492737892352
screaming

Just downloaded couch to 5k onto my iPhone

>watermelon tastes like absolute arse no idea why people eat it

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Newtonian physics applies as much to the public conscious as it does to a rocket. The further pop culture falls into this shit the more reactionary others become.

*shits in your synthesiser*

hat

bhttp

too spicy for you, caoimhe?

going to need a MASSIVE hat on this one

had a gf who used to love luxury goods (never expected me to buy them for her thank fuck)

don't get it lads, why drop 2 bills on some perfume or shoes?

Just saw the cricket result hahahahahahahahahahaha get FUCKED Aussies you’re all a bunch of fucking SHITHEADS hahahahahahabhahaha x

i like russian asmr because i can't understand them and therefore can't cringe and their stupid fucking asmr hoe roleplay nonsense I can just minimise them and listen to nice sounds

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jeremy corbyn

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Would suck his ding dong in a heartbeat

Might eat my 4th meal of the day

There's a bar in Berlin that bans taking photos inside or on your phone. It sounds arsey but it's actually a really good place and it stops the crowd from that twitter video going.

just took a huge shit and called it black linguist

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>11 privileged white men hit the ball with a bat
I refuse to give a fuck until it reflects the composition of society

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Reminder that all grammar got invented by peasants
It's not like your ancestor Æthelgrug knew what a gerund was but that didn't stop him from using them

russian is super good for asmr because of all the kh zh sh ch sounds. plus russian slags a qt

I’m just sucking on his ding dong
I said I’m too busy sucking on his ding dong
Just like
Just like sister ray said

Same but use French as well because it's acoutstically a e s t h e t i c

just a shame it abruptly changes into Too hot for YouTube! Girlfriend Experience with loud breathy I Love Yous and moaning! ENG

which viz character is this

based david luiz

PUT ON A GOWN THAT TOUCHES THE GROUND
FLOAT ON A RIVER, FOREVER AND EVER, EMILY

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is a social imperialist and reformist that will not help the british working class achieve its goal of socialism

having some tenders and a chocolate frosty lads x

How did he do it?

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Arnold Layne didn't do anything wrong persay. He only stole some women's clothing for personal use.

infantile reprobates, reconsider your existence

kotto

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>£50k in preston

£150k for a HYOOG 2 bed apartment in a nice area

southrunts will NEVER know this feel, have so much money left at the end of each month(even after pension/saving/investing) that I don't know how to spend it

>Scotland didn't have a fatal stabbing last year
>London has had tonnes this year
>Police Scotland are now opening "outreach programmes" to Glasgow's small Somalian community because they believe they might start mimicking the London Somalians

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/21/scottish-police-somali-women-gang-violence-glasgow

Surprised this isn't considered profiling or anything. Why don't they just tell them to fuck off?

christcucks getting what they deserve

Think my libertarianism comes from a place of apathy rather than conviction

signed for liverpool

The saddest part is that they suited him fine.

elon musk is a fascist

getting a bit niggy

African American Physics

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Fine dining in Sheffield lads? Haha x

youtube.com/watch?v=L9Sy6BP_CNY

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wearing tights, a skirt and a choker x

Is the Earth flat lads?

their arguments are compelling

2 tubes of jaffa cakes down the hatch, nice little pre-bed snack

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t.

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want snacks but im super broke. payday is like 5 days away. wat do

>persay
It's per se, mate, of itself, borrowed from Latin

alri unitlad

What was life like before memes?

free speech isn't real when corporations ban it

>CO-OP has Ben & Jerry's on offer at £1.50
>all the good flavours have run out

got some fish food to try but it's horrendously sweet

only black metal I've liked is burzum
am I a pleb

Always thought that Carey Mulligan was a proper fit bird
Would honestly give anything to rag her up the shit pipe x

>you will never jump into the sea with the lads in the brilliant sunshine after England win 6-1

why live?

www.fb.com/529501842/posts/2103364713011080/

didnt realise how damaging porn is until I got a so-called gf

horribly yankish post

Hate when you’re about to fall asleep and you get an existential crisis about what happens when you die and the concept of just absolute nothingness and the world carrying on but you’re not even alive and how you’re such a minuscule speck in the scheme of time. Makes me cry and feel sick in my stomach

its the dilemma.

>be in london and feel poor but have lots of options in terms of entertainment

>be out of london and be rich but have far fewer entertainment options.

Stop listening to Burzum.

I had a dream about Black Sabbath a few nights ago

ancient cave walls are actually caveman imageboards. memes have existed since the beginning of time