BBC pidgin

dis sown lik retard wojak

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Someone don make string on /tv/ wit dis

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Do you, Jow Forums?

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But literally the opposite happened:

naijaloaded.com.ng/news/truth-early-1900s-nigeria-vs-india-match-1-99-see-photo

Why is BBC spreading Nigerian fake news against India?

I member game much beeg in my mind

pakistani expats?

>it's someone's work to actually write this shit

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Retards need to get paid, too, user.

>Languages don't change and evolve over time
>The way you speak right now would't have made your ancestors keel over in laughter

I want linguistic prescriptionists to go and stay go

daily reminder that Krios is the superior ebonic language because of a defined structure of syntax and grammar

Other "ebonic" languages have structure and syntax retard.

The BBC broadcasts and provides their news in many, many languages - the World Service being the largest in the world. It makes up in part the UK's soft power, which is in the top 3 in the world. Of course no one gives a tuppenny fuck about Sweden lmao.

Wait... there's actually a radio version of this? where can I listen to it?

>Wait... there's actually a radio version of this?

I have no idea if they broadcast the news in this language.

Oh... how unfortunate. It might have provided a moment of entertainment in my otherwise miserable existence.

Holy shit. You can use this for polandball comics.

youtube.com/watch?v=tJtBX7XdUwc
Here's a sample of it if you want.

It's like one of those wikis written in a regional dialect, like the Scots or Samogitian.
No one's saying that, we're just having a laugh, same way our ancestors would.

Hmm, it's somehow less entertaining when spoken, I guess the comedic effect comes from the literation of slang

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I have trouble believing the people who talk like this are literate.

It's most likely some minority studies grad.

It's definitely less entertaining, but still kind of funny in the right circumstances.
bbc.com/pidgin/media-44589636

You are even more cucked than Sweden lmao.
But it's ok, at least you have your soft power.

>cucked

You're the one speaking his language

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the video of the british high commissioner to nigeria speaking in fluent pidgon is memerising
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-41247344/british-high-commissioner-to-nigeria-gives-bbc-interview-in-pidgin

>be some late 19th century African tribesman
>some white people come and tell you they're your boss now
>learn the absolute basics of white people's language and grammar so you can communicate with them
>white people tell you that they've thrown your tribe together with twenty other tribes in one administrative division and built a huge capital for it miles away
>move there
>run into people from twenty other tribes
>can't be assed to learn each of their languages, but all of them did the exact same thing when the white people came and learned the basics of their language
>everyone starts communicating with each other in extremely broken English

This happened all over Africa; there's versions of French and Portuguese like this as well

I just don't understand how it happens that they learn how to read that without ever actually learning English.
I would understand if they were just using their own dialect, we do the same thing, at least when the author isn't a burger loving degenerate, but this syntax looks vaguer than English, and English is already quite vague.

The World Servive has no need to broadcast in Swedish. Sweden is one of the most stable countries in the world. The Czechoslovak service went off the air after the Fall of the Berlin Wall too.

>The Czechoslovak service went off the air after the Fall of the Berlin Wall too.
Having it back would be nice though

I don't get the mockery, if it helps improve peoples lives then good on it.
Me big big for it

pretty sure its machine translated

do yous know if pipo speaka dis wey on Youtube, for we wan see example ouda real pipo speak language

This isn't as funny with African accents

>The World Servive has no need to broadcast in Swedish

That's not the point I was making.

this really needs to be double subtitled.

pidgin on top
English on bottom

like this

> I thouda dey is speaking Nigerian ola Swahili atta first
> I thought they were speaking Nigerian or Swahili at first

I posted the vid of the british diplomat speaking it, it's pretty funny. It's no less retarded than japan's obsession with onomatopoeia

hahhahaha

> I like Nigeria well well

> Wetin be your best Nigerian food
> My best food na suya

> I go miss dee Nigerian pipo

Respek.

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This is the language of the future

I bet its your dad that writes those articles

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Some notes I took about this language:
Neva=haven't
Di=the but for plural
You get=you have You get condition like asthma
Wey you=you are
No go=don't ex:No go die - doesn't die
Wan=want ex I wan chop-I want to eat
Be-Third person to be ex:That man be wango-that man is a swindler
Gi mi- give it to me
Vex- upset
Wetin dey happen-what's happening

Enta-enter
Tori-funny story
Belle-stomach
carton-card box
True tue-most definite
pipo-people
Moto-car
Na so?-Is that so?
Yankee-america
Go slow-traffic jam
Moni-money
I dey fine-I'm fine
I no agree-I don't agree
Abeg-please
Butta my bread-answered prayers
Wetin be this-What's this?