AMA - Mi6 Agent

Alright Jow Forums I'm bored as fuck - I've got about 50 minutes to answer your questions about my line of work and affairs related to it. I work for Mi6 intelligence gathering, and have done for the last 12 years or so. It may seem as If I'm larping but I don't really care. Ask away (of course there are limits to what I can respond with or I could fuck myself up badly)

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What kinds of useful information do you get from Jow Forums?

What languages do you speak? Were you recruited from university or did you apply?

I don't get any useful information from Jow Forums. I only come on here because it's entertaining. I focus on the status of international agents and make sure that they aren't compromised in their locations. Mi6 does do mass data collection on Jow Forums however, with Mi5 also doing the same to try and track extremism, and also political trends.

I can speak English, Spanish and a bit of French. I was basically referred by a university professor for my problem solving abilities. Not going to get into much more detail however because it would give too much away

Are traps gay?

Who killed princess Diana?

Neither gay, or straight. They're separate

That's pretty standard from what I understand. Oxbridge man?
Good and bad bits of the job?

Are us 4channers the future of the world?

Imagine the boomer who has the task of looking through Jow Forums shitposts for any extremist movement activities lmao

Honestly not sure. I was only about 10 when it happened so I was no where near Mi6 at that time. I've had lunch with higher ups who have inferred that there is more to it than what meets the eye, but apart from that, it isn't greatly talked about.
Yeah, Oxbridge. Good bits are that the pay is very good and you get a lot of perks. Also the job itself is very challenging in a good way. Bad parts are that it can be very stressful sometimes. If you make the slightest error you could seriously fuck up

Why have the world governments stopped caring about overpopulation?

Doubt it ngl lad. Some of the higher ups were mentioning it back in the 2016 election because Jow Forums was managing to exert a significant amount of influence. Apart from that it's a very boomer tier view of Jow Forums

They have these massive computers that do the data analysis for us, then some office mongs who have to deal with 'alerts'

For England, James?

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Not sure. Probably because they realise the world is most likely fucked either way and attempting to implement population control would lead to chaos

Have any in the USA?

Better not you fucking cunts
It's a violation of UKUSA Agreement

Could you nuke us already? I want it all to end

Both sides do. CIA and Mi6 are effectively super powerful organisations with way too much power. US certainly has spies here, as I've been told about them directly, and we have spies in the US. Agreements and treaties are essentially superficial at this level

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Is their building meant to look like some kind of Aztec temple?

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So there's no plan you're aware of to deal with the effects of climate change coinciding with peak oil?

Western populations are naturally limiting themselves as we speak. Is it possible that the problem is intentionally being made worse?

how extensively is MI6 operating in africa? were they involved in rhodesia?

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this guy says somewhere there that, according to some friends in 'the intelligence world' the UK can just say fuck off to any and all migrants and sustain itself at their current population, no big problems with food or water
Can't say the moment he says that, but the whole conference is interesting

Literally just down the road from it mate. 10 min walk at most. Is a bit of an odd building to be fair, but the looks you get walking in is something else

Not my line of work so I don't know. They could have a plan in place. however it seems as if they did they should have implemented it a while ago

Can you rate/trashtalk these agencies?

>CIA

>German BND

>Russian FSB

>Chinese MSS

>French DGSE

>Canadian CSIS

Still heavily involved in ex colonies, also in DRC and Mozambique. Like I commented on previously, the Mi6 has a significant amount of power, and they use it very efficiently abroad. This is effectively why Western interests are almost always assured in Africa

Does Boris Johnson secretly work for Mi6?

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Do you have any operations in Mexico or the rest of Latinamerica?

>This is effectively why Western interests are almost always assured in Africa
aren't the chinks taking over africa though?

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Does the boss of the MI6 work for the MI6? lol

do they really pay you for censoring road names like we do when we play google maps game? btw you suck at it

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Umm James Bond is the boss of Mi6 m8.

>he fell for the Chinese influence in Africa meme
Aside from Zimbabwe they have next to none

And even in Zimbabwe this is likely to change since Mugabe got couped.
Hell it wouldn't surprise me if CIA and MI6 was involved in the coup

Alright, fine. I'll admit it. I was just LARPing for shits and giggles

you're hired!

That's not actually me

Wouldn't use actual Mi6 data in a Jow Forums post would I? Yeah I edited some place on google maps for bant, what do you expect me to use?

Actually need to go to bed. Night lads

do this one first faggot

Liar. Its bullshit. Show ID

Janus was a good villain

Not, for me

It was Mossad btw.

It's OK, it's all run by Jews anyway.
OP, is Nick Griffin really on the payroll?

Now that's some a e s t h e t i c brutalism.

I have always like this cool building

Do you want an operative in Brazil? I'd gladly sell any useful information I can gather.

>Chinese MSS
Yeah maybe try these guys, I'd imagine they are always on the lookout for recruiting non chink agents/informants

I've heard the Chinese were behind the coup. Seems Mugabe and his wife were too crazy.

Liar liar. We will report you to MI6 website