/cum/

because I know the only reason they're subscribing is for more tv show clips and I feel like I'm disappointing them by not posting any

Post it

oh look it's another viral video of a white WOMAN being racist wow who'da thunk it

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I don't think you should feel bad, unless advertised your channel as a place where you would post clips from that show

Based patty

My dad. I start dental school in August and he bought me an apartment to stay in for the 4 years I'll be there while renting out the other bedroom to another student to pay for the mortage. We drove up to close on the purchase and to rip up all the carpet and lay down vinyl flooring. Next weekend is painting

I'll have sex with everyone except you

I'm saving you for last

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i love smoking weed

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Can't wait for part 5 of the anime

please stop posting, it's really embarrassing

Anime

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PROST

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>rewatch an anime from childhood
>see old waifu again for the first time
feels so good

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boss went all guns blazing trying to guilt trip me to work tomorrow

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and what did you say

>feeling guilt
are you 12

god youre so fucking weak

havent given him my answer yet. He's a nice guy

it's a trap

I want to impregnate her butthole

I hate living in the USA

bye dumbfucks

@91379886
then leave

2019 will be year of the latina gf buds

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don't care

hey /cum/
redpill me on oregon

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comfy as fuck

Fantastic coastline

shit center/eastern area

rightful california clay

Portland is full of homeless

I'm sure they want more californians

The best state with Washington as a close second BASED pacific northwest

I wish I could

Good

every state could benefit from more californians

you want to be an insect?

Oh? I thought you left already? You can't get enough of this cum, can you?

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S-shut up
Now i’m going to sleep FOR REAL

honestly hate orange county and everyone from there

*gives dane enough cum so he leaves*

You should, it's 2:30 am. You've got a big day of fucking off on here tomorrow

What's the best kind of drink to get drunk on?

have you checked housing prices?
i was looking at norcal and a tiny crack shack on the wrong side of town starts at 400k
million for anything that looks remotely comfy within derivable distance of a major city

meanwhile in orergon a brand new house right next to all the major cities thats comfy and roomy as fuck averages at 400k. 500k for coastal home. fucking hell

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vodka and lemonade

*peeks at /cum/ without letting anyone notice me*

cum

What kind of vodka and what kind of lemonade?

>he actually thinks any home along major parts of the west coast will be cheap

*pokes your eyes out*

this """dane""" larping needs to stop

the hard shit and any kind

Ow!!!! What the fuck?!?!?

I CAN’T SEE

What about Mike's hard lemonade?

don't worry fellow cummites i took care of the pesky dane problem

*kicks him in the nuts for good measures*

mom, get off Jow Forums

Im going to pretend you didnt just ask me that

it is in the other two states lmao

i'm going to pretend /cum/ is actually good and full of interesting posts that deserve to be read

your mom lol

/cum/, tell me about Guadalajara.
I'm thinking of spending the next semesterthere in a university program.

what if I don't have a gf because I'm white and all the women around me are latinas

literally the only nice norcal place

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I could maybe swing that place for 225k. Probably a mobile home though

haha, enjoy your mexicans

The USA should declare war on Mexico

wait no, google showed me the wrong place

the only thing I know about that area is it has ugly ass yellow hills then Mendocino on the other side. No major cities except SR close by, but have fun driving the 101 at any time of day

see this is why norcal sucks
too far east youre flyover
too center youre full of mexicans
too coastal youre paying millions
reeeeeee

guys seriously how do I get a gf the lonliness is eating me up inside
I tried dating sites once and it just fucked up my self-confidence even more
what the fuck do I do
how am I supposed to even meet a single woman

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Good. Race mixing is evil.

You need to realize that women are just parasites that will bring you more suffering than happiness. Instead you should be focusing on improving your mind, your body, and your life.

Take the iron pill.

cope

wonder if my new job will help me get a gf

are gf's attracted to men with money?

yes but it won't matter if you're autistic and/or hideous
;_;

If you're not MGTOW in 2018 you should just kys

yea for sure women love money

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>you will never be rich and adored like Elliot
>you will never be a SUPREME gentleman

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its a fucking bloodbath on /v/ with gdq starting again
every other post is [deleted]
day 1 and already a public ban

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Did Elliot really have sex with his sister?

are you a hairy boi?

no elliot is pure and an angel dog bless

fucking kek

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should I spend 2 paychecks on video games

Kinda. My penis, butt, and legs are extremely hairy but I can't grow any chest or facial hair to save my life.

youre not gonna play those videogames anyways

>Car got flipped in an accident
>Old car so insurance will only pay 1000 bucks at most
>Can't drive to job
This is shit. Everything gets fucked up in a second.

based based based based based based based
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
kara boga kara boga kara boga kara boga
BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL

well what else am I gonna use the money on

think the solution here is to be a better driver

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how did you survive

>that 27 year old boomer who's never saved a penny in his life

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I saved money to go to europe, you absolute brainlet