/brit/

yanks are easily riled

I'm an Argentine Jew.

BTFO

Yank proddie zionists out
/Brit/ is a papist general

>type in random male name on Instagram search
>insta bio : "entrepreneur, etc. etc. etc. etc."

if every single one of these fucking faggots got their intestines ripped out we'd be better off.
hey FUCKWIT, having an entry-level white collar job doesn't make you an entrepreneur. It makes you a fucking spoke in the wheel.
youtu.be/tBvAxSx0nAM

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Just wish the Lei Feng spammer came back and spammed again

>papist
pseudo pagan garbage

fuck off yank

I necked on once with a musician who was VERY fucking peng (published on Spotify albeit not very popular, does indie music proper indie art chica) and could have shagged her on rebound if she wasn't so hung up on her ex.

The only communication I have with her is on Instagram and once I sent her a message she still hasn't opened. I'd like to think it's because she's so popular and gets lots of DMs from men, but in the end I know it's because she probably regrets it and has no interest

Just something I needed to get off my chest, hope you don't mind...

I don't mind the sun sometimes
the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
and smell you in my clothes

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nice flag you cuck

Not. a. word.

Wish I had some cookies rn

1800mg of poo straight into my veins

Nonetheless, thank you for your kind patronage (You)

I've got some choc chip cookies in my cupboard, I can lend you one if you want? :)

Nah I'd rather have some chocolate DICK cookies

Post a picture of the fittest girl you've necked on with and could have shagged

>not knowing /brit/ memes
why do christards ruin everything

*puts dick in choc chip cookie bag which you go to grab*
OwO what's dis

once rubbed my dick on a mint and gave it to a girl when she asked for it

*surreptitiously adds a picture of your mother*
"FILE TOO LARGE"

Did this with rulers I used to lend girls in secondary lol should probs be put on a watch list

Got a ncl but it kind of suits my face

legally changing my name to Saved By The Bell: The New Class

But paddy mcfuckwit sounds loads better

do go on, anything else like this you've done
just curious is all hah

legally changing my name to nigger

If anything you've just gave my mum a compliment

sucking this guy a

Did you know nigger is one of the rarest surnames in the world?

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Hello is a Mr. Christopher Nigger present? Yes your wife is on the line

no, really? well I never...

miss bushy

Where the fuck are the Aussies??? Thought it was real Aussie hours....

love dubya me

unironically wish he were back in office

I am a spindly man..

youtube.com/watch?v=sD67Nd59q14

they're still wagecucking

Remember when I posted a picture of my shit here once and this lad goes "I had to hide that out of sheer disgust" never howled so much in my life, one of my shits was capable of mentally destroying someone

Xtra small pint with lunch

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I want to install a camera in Emma Watson's toilet and watch as her anus expands and crowns as a turd emerges from it.

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living the life

Interesting that when Trudeau danced everybody on Jow Forums mocked him but Bush did it, he's a cool guy.

Oh that's right, it isn't what you do or don't do that matters. It's whether you're in the Conservative or Liberal tribe that will determine if Jow Forums will suck your cock.

Dave mate I haven't seen you in ages. How you been?

Look at how he would bring it in with these hugs, it seems incredibly authentic

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Got toil soon and I cba maaaan

Bumhole sun
Won't you cum
In my bum

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go away, don't come round here no more

That poo was simply unreal I feel revitalised

Cigarettes
ice cream
Figurines of the Virgin Mary

I want to fuck it.
I want to ravage it.
I want to smell it.

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The St George's flag is inherently racist. Sorry not sorry.

it's almost like a person's intentions behind an action change what people think about it
huh... weird

I want to chop it up into little pieces and make breakfast out of it

>a person's intentions
nice telepathy skills lad

Got a big juicy pimple just above my willy

Keep taking selfies because this lighting is exceptionally good

Got a poo in the firing chamber. Saving it for toilberg’s favourite cubicle.

or because trudeau is fake as fuck and a total dick sucker

do an upper decker

Anyone got a picture of the alri.jpg kid? Post it please I need it for something. Thank you

>too retarded to use some context
the caliber of your first post confirms you're a retard too

grow up

sorry mate, was just seein if u were ok

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul

>fake as fuck
Ah yes, George Bush Jr was a very honest and authentic man.
>I'll just call him a retard because I can't explain anything

i dunno man i could use a pretty face

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no, I explained why you're a retard. sorry lad

So at the teaching job I had Friday I got told class was over 10 minutes early and I could leave
Today they gave my job agency an angry phone call complaining about me leaving early

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What the fuck did you just say
*downs his pint and takes off his England 98 shirt*
Outside, NOW

Don't work there again lad they sound like cunts.

any of you lads unironically worried about how fucked the UK will be without a brexit deal with the EU? it's going to be catastrophe

Bet they're racist...

You lads got any solid movie recommends?
need something good for tonight

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piss off rootless cosmopolitan
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

*pulls you aside on your way out*

leave it mate, not worth the aggro

Doing a massive poo

Submarine is an excellent coming of age film that you NEED to watch. Extremely comfy

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like Three 6
Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6

Yes. Brexiters are genuinely too dumb to care about their own standards of living though. They place political pride and emotional investment in Brexit over pragmatic considerations about their future.

The population of this country have been retarded for so long but Brexit is the icing on the cake.

bush was politician fake. trudeau is a level of fake above that, in the realm of cringe fake. i don't give a bollocks about political alignments but trudeau did very much appear to cash in on being fake as a selling point. I mean, it worked up until his cringe trip to india so he was doing it pretty well.

>actionposting in third person
*facepalms*

Let me sniff the bowl after

Need Emma Watson to do a poo on my face.

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Tbh that describes most bosses here
Working environment is not good. Toilberg is a cunt and most workers don't care about their work. Labour laws are shite.

quite looking forward to a mad max style futuristic 1970s britain where nobody has jobs and healthcare is imploding