/brit/

reckon she's got retractable claws like wolverine

left her bloody and beaten

kin ell look at them milkers

look at those big flappy bappers

Those won't look so good when she's older heheheh

literally 90% of urban males

wore ultra slim jeans today for 1st time, felt like a male slut but nothing happened.

absolute waste not to have her boxing

She's matured quite nicely I do say.... yes....

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Yeah I think she’s literally insane
I’ve met him too and he seems completely fine. Glad their relationship is over so he can go find someone normal

me xdddddddd

Who wants a game then?

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Any fellow absolute units in

Going to demolish a sausage in a minute

I get whistled at and called out by girls every time I go out because of my arse. I only wear slim/straight cut jeans and chinos but the squats have made it a force to be reckoned with
is she extremely masculine/laddish?

The real me, depressed and suicidal

haha dae wanna die??? XD
us depressed posters huh LMAO

>whistled at and called out
lucky

the peanut head is back

Love is the greatest thing we have

reckon slags are better

Had a grilled cheese
Was delish

Lol wasn't me but I have this one saved too
Umm sunshino

they call me argon.

No she’s just got a fucked up worldview and family life I suppose, probably comes from her parents behaviour

annoying how a common flu can completely incapacitate you

I can't handle the sweaty butthole/pussy poop smell that rides the heat wave updraft during doggystyle. How the fuck do you lads keep a boner with that smell flying around?

My maths teacher called me a peanut head once when I was 13 years old

Really fucking hurt my feefees. The dick

any sign of interest ceases the moment they see my face

blackpill: women are incapable of loving anyone other than their children

is she white

Reckon I'm the only brit in /brit/

Runt
Hunt

Always carry a peg around in case this moment arises, au naturel

>blackpill: women are incapable of loving anyone other than their children

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no matter how many times some thot might tell you she "loves" you
she'll deepthroat some other dudes cock if he's bad enough to get it

just the truth lil nigga

lots of funny posts this morning I like

its fucking fantastic you must be a homo or your girl never washes

oh shit

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>says this
>is hated by his mother

does a girl's body actually smell bad during sex?

this is off putting information

Spare us your squeaks virgin freak

sorry dude
welcome to the real world

kys non virgin freaks

real talk

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and hate is love for the poor

mad to think benders have to put up with this constantly

all women whores

usually it will be masked by lotions and perfumes and cosmetics but sometimes that early morning romp or random primal romp gets things a little funky

Do you actually think I carry a peg around to block my nose with?

I don't even know the smell he's referring too...

YANNY
LAUREL
LAUREL
YANNY
LAUREL

>hate is love for the poor

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hell yeah, anti-roastoid posting hour. my favorite.

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this is upsetting to know

"clean" americans

Back to r/braincels with you FAGGG

Sometimes I walk slowly behind women with nice arsss just just look at them

mmm sexyback

t. roastoid, tranny, and/or whiteknight.

they call me pineapple man

good lad

Mind of a 13 year old you

its awful. I'd rather get no looks from anyone than be teased by it and see their surprised/disgusted faces

>anti-roastoid posting hour.

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Why do you think some of the wealthiest, highest-ranking pussy-slayers to have ever lived still succumbed to premature death by drug addiction or suicide?

repeat after me: all women are whores

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they call me peanut arbuckle

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Bums...

what makes you think they're checking you out or if they are that it's based on your arse?

Stop squatting then you sissyboii

Black women used to compliment my arse

"ITS MY BALL I BROUGHT IT OUT"

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>Why do you think some of the wealthiest, highest-ranking pussy-slayers to have ever lived still succumbed to premature death by drug addiction or suicide?
Names?

My ex gf made an observation whilst I got out of bed to piss

"Boys have such small bums compared to girls it's weird"

wolf whistles and girls literally making comments about my arse. Happened in the UK too
never. Its immensely satisfying to grope my plump cheeks as I masturbate

does /brit/ fuck with gang weed?

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>he's a bumlet
LOL

I asked a female friend why she liked guys asses so much.
Turned out she likes to finger guys.

Literally any famous fucker that offed himself
Do you have any idea how fucking ridiculously easy it is to pull ass with wealth and fame?
Like retarded dude. Women are vile.

Pete Doherty and Kate moss for example

Don't even know what it is.

have had a bigger arse than all but 1 of my gfs (who also worked out)

>getting arsemogged by a woman

CREASING

youtube.com/watch?v=tq_-SxYKGa8

nodded off for a bit there. briefly dreamt I was walking along a disused old rail track and there were broken 80's stereos strewn around the place

would probably be a great setting for a music video 2bh

He was a piece of shit before he met her and he is still alive.