Tell me about the paradise known as Haiti.
Haiti
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Haiti is truly a beautiful country as long as you stay away from the human parts of it
doesn't haiti have huge problems with corruption?
no
no
their culture is just different you bigot, and it's beautiful
Haiti is a shithole that clear cut their entire half of the island for fucking coal and has stone age infrastructure. Pic related, their border.
you can see it in the background
hmh okay, seems like I had a different country in mind then.
Well, they definitely have corruption. It's just not high up on their list of problems given their current situation.
garbage pile
They have great cuisine. youtube.com
>cry about how every country in the world is awful and all the migrants are just looking for a better life
>claim these same countries are actually beautiful and wonderful when non-liberals say they're bad
Make up your minds
Damn, literally subhuman behavio-
oh
why don't we reforest many areas to combat climate change? Aren't they constantly whining about too much co2?
> Stops at 1850
Trees in Europe are coming back. Haiti is still relying on 200 year old heating methods
Brittain has doubled it's trees in the last 100 years. I'm sure Germany is probably close to the same. Humans don't need trees in near the numbers they did a century ago. Except hatians.
I wonder what those cookies are actually made, there must be some nutrition or else all the kids would be dead
hmmm
>wtf why did he stay at a BEACH RESORT on his VACATION instead of a GHETTO
Jow Forums gets dumber and more autistic by the day.
They are pretty good at geolocation though
When Conan visited Finland he stayed in Helsinki and a Lapland tourist trap but no, not Lieksa. Well done Conecuck, well done for letting your naive audience see only the parts of Finland ///they\\\ want you to see.
Our black brothers
Praise Ezili Dantor
he is ridiculing conan for posting a picture of a luxury location within haiti, while saying the country is beautiful
alt-left gets dumber by the day
>unironically 'UM AKSHULLY' posting
go outside some time you autistic loser, people don't go out and visit fucking ghettos when they go on vacation.
It has a huge problem with being ravaged by bloody revolutions, political and economic isolation and natural disasters. Corrupt crazy people like Papa Doc were just the icing on the cake.
They have some useful minerals but they are only meant to trick your stomach into thinking you aren't hungry.
People don't claim a country is super cool, while staying in a rich man gated part of said country.
>unironically 'UM AKSHULLY'
Are people not allowed to respond anymore? Or were you expecting that to be your zinger to end the thread?
Hey everyone
see this rich chinese man?
PROOF that socialist countries are RICH!
Uhhh people do that all the time? Go outside, you scrawny incel loser.
Sorry but if you are a sheltered virgin your opinion is automatically worthless to a majority of the first world, only place where the opposite is the case is on Jow Forums. That's how the world works and if you don't like it just kill yourself.
it's a shithole
>be nord
>dont cut trees
imagine being this dumb like you
Then go and correct them, lol.
Why are you so angry?
>Then go and correct them
I'm not autistic and I understand people can have opinions so why would I? Get a grip, get a passport and leave your little bubble you sperglord, this is Jow Forums not incels anonymous.
Sure is redpilled and based in here.
Haitian vodou ceremonies are great place to check out some bare hueg tats
>opinions
>incels
at least you pay some taxes with your posts.
I'd like to go just to see what they get up to
incels can have opinions but they're worthless, they are the worst of our genetic stock and will be culled by society, thus making them irrelevant losers who will be erased from history. This is a fact known by everyone in society, we just keep it secret from incels because they might shoot up schools in their rage.
eg. I do not value your opinion at all and you will NEVER be able to convince me anything until you get a passport and have sex (hopefully not with a prostitute).
Raising chickens, mostly
>get a passport and have sex
did that, visited only 6 countries in my life, so I guess my opinion is still invalid
Now tell us about your commendable life.
More like
>cut a tree
>plant a new one
It is, you poor faggot and staying in the Eurozone doesn't count as travel. You probably go all the up to Netherlands just to fill your fat gut full of fried food. I grow bored of this 'discussion' (having to listen to the inane ramblings of a disgruntled virgin), shoo now insect.
Stop larping as a leaf, get back to your usual shitposting.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Absolutely nothing at all, and that's why I don't understand how you all could be so obnoxiously autistic.
He's probably the same kangaroos faggot that posts the Israel spam
>itt a falseflagging leaf trying to destroy aussies good reputation due to being jealous of their shitposting.
It's a SHITHOLE.
Thats the word you all were searching for wasn't it?
Because we have three times the population now as we did in the 17th century, and 20 time the population Europe had at 1AD. All those people need the land for houses and food, not trees.
haitians are based
Beautiful land filled with the lowest scum descendants of genocidal niggers. Worse than lots of places in Africa, that's how bad it is
I'm pretty sure it's worse than any place in Africa, including those currently prone to live militia fire
Every country is a paradise if you are a multi millionaire.
Indeed
We are so few, thats why.
Terrible place with savages
It used to be a white men paradise, now it's a black men paradise.
>be Haiti
>be black slaves who stage first successful slave revolt against European colonizers
>white countries get scared
>cut off Haiti from international trade, make them pay billions for losses
>white countries support dictators that fleece the country and support imperialist objectives
>natural disaster happens
>don’t help
>lol it’s a shit-hole dark folks sure is inferiors
>a canadian in haiti
Nope. There are poorer countries in Africa.
>niggers constantly need help from the white man
>niggers are incapable of helping each other
>african states are incapable of helping haiti
>this is white man's fault
Black countries were completely subjugated for centuries while Haiti was choked off from the global economy by white countries militaries. Then as soon as a strong man who plays the game shows up, they support him. Black countries had been made poor, by countries like the US and France and the UK. It’s impossible to rise up when the tallest trees block out the sun.
I used to watch a show as a kid called Tall Ship Chronicles with that guy
>were
How about now? There is a black American who goes to Haiti in the don't drive here episode and buys them an ambulance. What has the African Union done to help Haiti?
> It’s impossible to rise up when the tallest trees block out the sun.
When you're a nigger you turn a bad situation into a disaster.
I can't tell the difference between the boards anymore
I recommend Canada's worst handyman.
>be Haiti
>be black slaves who stage first successful slave revolt against European colonizers
>white countries get scared
>cut off Haiti from international trade, make them pay billions for losses
So once Haiti broke free from white people, it was up to white people to have free trade with them? You really think that's how it should have worked huh?
There is something wrong with your brain.
No society can flourish without trade you brainlets.
>trade
Did you read my posts? Why can't Africa trade with Haiti?
>flourish
Haitians turned a bad situation into a disaster meanwhile they're breeding like rabbits.
>be black slaves who stage first successful slave revolt against European colonizers
Black men in Africa sold them to white men. They don't have any empathy for their own people.
>don’t help
Are they obliged to help even after knowing that their donations will most likely be pocketed by the corrupt black folk as it usually happens rather than actually be used for helping their own kind or rebuilding the place?
>waaah everobe's weong br me
You're smelly and kys
There may be poorer countries, but I'm not totally sure they're actually worse. Haitians are undeniably the worst people I've ever had to deal with.
same
Don't be upset incel, that's the way the world works do yourself a favour and kill yourself.
lol you gay
Since all Hatians have migrated to Chile, no wonder Haiti is starting to look better
It has huge problems with everything
They don't have a goverment. That's the problem
Police, schools, universites, food, fresh water, hospitals, even their goverment house...Nothing works because no one is really in charge
In international politics, this is called a Failed State. That's why Haitians escape from their country