Make your name american

Make your name american

Miika
>Michael

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Peter Michael doesn't sound American at all

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Flash Campwood? WTF I don't want to be American now.

>not jewish
>parents give me a jew name

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Josh Katerberg

>name is Sandy Smith
>get Sandy Smithwoosh

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p o s t t h e m

Guillaume
>William

Gabriel Burgerbergstein

Flash Smith-Bell

>Jim FAPeth
kek

Flash Tosh,
I think of Flash from Black Adder though

Dick Brockwood

what a godly name

>Flash Smith-(((Bell)))

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Anton
>Anthony

Ariff
>Eric

Brad Chesteth

Dmitry
>??????

literally a Chad, yeah boi

this

Obrad
> Brad