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his brother's got a nice beard
Whatever
I'm not successful, good looking or intelligent.
I will never get a female.
such a ' face
Slags love a shag, and lads love a dad
Just go to Latin America or South East Asia like all the other ugly white men user
Work for it or kiss my grits tbqh, you'd do the weasel from hell
C'MON LADS
You are also a whiney loser
Even protohuman manlets get the women of their choice
'nime
why is interracial so hot
what kind of fucking retarded pic and edition is this? put in some effort please
same here but I've had 8
this guys an alcoholic
just be yourself
you have a mental illness
As an Italian American i hate spics and niggers
got 3 girls on the go but the only one I actually like is the only one that doesn't like me
brain of britain
I'm writing my piece today. Just looking over the draft in my notebook. Later I'll be on my laptop to write it with a friend.
>I’m, on the other hand, having a BBQ with 15 Germans. We’re eating bratwurst & drinking beer.
can't imagine anything worse
what the fuck does this even mean
mong
excellent edition
going to the gym makes me feel like a new man, i feel like i could take on the whole empire myself
Which groups of men are kicking the ball today?
Absolutely gagging for a nipple
Are traps gay if you pretend they are female?
>21c
>need a haircut
>too scared to walk into a barbers
For fuck's sake. It's the warm weather, everyone seems more extroverted and outgoing and I feel like they're all looking at me. If it was overcast and drizzling I'd have no problem.
My favorite band is probably the Smiths or Depeche mode
i usually pop in after work while i'm still in extrovert mode
*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
Qu'est-ce que c'est
just letting mine grow like a big greasy hobo hippie desu
Both my parents are barbers
might go and buy a job lot of shorts for the heat wave
Buncha fucking yuro SISSIES I tell you. Look at these guys, this Nerman, what a little girl. Now look at Tyrone Jamal Jackson III playing for the Cucksville Tigers here, what a buck. This guy probably has a dick like a horse. I bet he could fuck my wife all night long. Man that would be a sight to see. Just watch him going at it ...
Both of my parents are disgraces to society
Arsehole is burning lads
quintessentially norf fc post
both of my parents are big greasy hobo hippies
do you reckon rowing and climbing together is enough to get hench or do you need to lift also
my parents used to sell avon
WATCH DE TEMPO
WATCH DE TEMPO
WATCH DE TEMPO
WATCH DE TEMPO
LOVE ME GIVE ME SOME MAD LOVE
The goal
the worst part is the one I like is a vegan that doesn't shave her underarms
Today's attire: shorts, T-shirt, trainers.
>Spending more than £200 on a phone
Incredible.
Meat is murder
lift
literally left my phone in the other room for 20 minutes and it's 1 missed call and 13 messages from 3 chats
given up with this girl
blocked
listening to the turner diaries on youtube
Lift.
Aslong as the balls don't touch and they call you Daddy
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
with the ill behaviour
took some valium to go to sleep and I'm still off my nut this morning
HULK HOGAN WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA
listening to the farmer dairies on youtube
quite alot of info about milk
I will never be as popular as you.
hmmmmmm ah yes
i don't even have any friends, one of the chats is a work chat, another was a colleague and the other one was the fwb
call was unknown number
i just want milk that tastes like real milk
Already finished toil for the day
Time to enjoy the sun
Have you listened to the band "Happy Mondays"
to a wall
>fwb
just fuck off and leave
dont know what this is
alas, in these cursed times in which we live 'tis merely enough to proclaim that one is a Good English Man for the shire reeve to throw thee in the gaol
>the other one was the fwb
how do you get this without friends
dont have a chin or jaw but can't grow facial hair to hide that fact
confiscated from """""immigrants""""
make me
Catholics btfo
doing a cringe text with a girl
just practicing innit
(((silberman)))
work. women are skets, they love sleeping with their boss lel
Hay fever runts on pooicide watch pooday
why would you confiscate rosaries?
as a catholic this is very upsetting to me
>"""""immigrants""""
well
that's what they are
ahhhCHOO
*sneezes a pint of spittle and mucus over your tuxedo*
These things are always bitter sweet. On the one hand it's funny that a spastic 'open borders' spamming retard is mad that the border is being controlled and starts crying 'holocaust'. On the otherhand I know the holocaust isn't actually happening.
mmm yes, just regular law-abiding immigrants I imagine
So they can't fucking strangle each other with them
can any non virgin freaks let me know if every girl has a different length vagina? like the inside part?
*sneezes as loudly as humanly possibly*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No, they're criminals.
why do they get arrested and have their possessions confiscated then
what's the small crucial detail between them and other immigrants that requires the confiscation of their possessions
*closes my eyes and wishes to be elsewhere*
Jeeves... take this one to the glue cauldron. I don’t care that we just finished house training it. We must do better next time.
virgin FREAK
yeah its about 3.fuck off
no I had sex before
clearly not
wasn't asking the length of your cock mate haha
what was sex like
*writes something on a piece of paper and hands it to you*
Her age + 50 then divide that by 35
Trust me