I suspect that my parents had sex

>reverse cuck porn
So it was a video of your father having sex with another woman while your mother watched?

Kinda hot

i suspect that my cunt is a shithole

you may have a fistula redirecting faeces into your vagina

My dad was once browsing porn in the same room I was in and hoped I wouldn't notice it.

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Is that Your backstory? Don't steal other people backstory.

Better normie dad, mine's OCD/raised to support others and my biggest regret in life is in never trying to establish an emotional connection. All he does is work to provide and I want to give him good retirement years but I am mentally ill and suck at anything social

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eh, some have it worse, the Swedish kid with the abusive mother was an eye-opener

>his parents actually had sex

reeee stop larping chad faggot

>years ago, borrow mom's phone for a SMS because no money on mine
>sent, then my eye catches a glimpse of her last received message
>"Fuck me again like last night..."
>The sender is not my dad
Never talked to a woman since that day.

I was about to spout a BLACKED meme, but I actually feel very sorry for your dad and your family as a whole
:(

Who's That?

maybe he's roleplaying from another number, have some faith

Did you confront your mother or talked about it? Maybe it was some kind of a joke with her female friend?
Stay strong user

>French women cheating
Imagine my shock.

But really cheating among French seems to be very common.

i suspect this too of your cunt

No I digged into it and I easily found his name, address and connected those weekends she used to spend in that city with her "friends". I planned to go there and beat him at first, but I was just moving away from home and I didn't want to destroy my family at the same time.
She stopped seeing him btw

>go to parents's room for asking money
>accidentally see that mom fucks father with her strapon

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It's good that you stayed cool, beating him might've been good but that could've destroyed stuff for you.
Did your dad find out? And are they divorced? Also, how is your relationship with your mother now?

Redpill your dad is not your real dad

same

You should tell your father, you imbecile, could pass to you, you are his silly French blood

>No I digged into it
dug
just a helpful English tip

accidental or not, the safest exposure to sex is from parents (well-intentioned), or stray dogs

You

Lmao yeah. Me mother psychologically tortured me

Forgot to answer! It was a guy who opened a thread but I honestly haven't (knowingly met him again). Time to leave Jow Forums and return to business,.

you could just beat him anonymously, user

Have a hug, Sven.

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Alright, interesting. All right bud, take care.

Thanks buds *hugs*. I'm actually a Reza larping as a Sven,

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I was born via parthenogenesis, my Mom's not a slut.

same,i was the only man inside my mommy