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choon about trannies from the 20's lads
youtube.com/watch?v=iSlfQ49Bq1s

Yeah but I think they closed it. Tory budget cuts.

anime

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>sneedville

sue

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wonder what it must have been like

Oi.

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*wanks at the end of the field*

formerly chuckville

would like to filter my fucking memory from my brain

that would just encourage nonce teachers would never work here

Netherlands, Macedonia and Germany

yeah
had one of those mini pools filled with red liquid connecting the pool to the changing rooms to prevent the spread of verrucas
hope I didn't just doxx myself

*wips out the motorola flip phone*
*plays a banging tune*
"aw lad you've got to send me that tune"

Can you STOP pooing

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*filters your memory*
*you make the exact same mistakes again, with fresh pain*
*ask to have your memory filtered again*

you're face looks like a microwaved sausage

Soccer is for homosexuals and manlets

bastard

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>>invite her out once or twice
fuck off chad

*wipes smegma on door-handle*

i used to have long hair and i was fat

need a mitski gf

was a cannon at handball and wallball

don't you have a swimming carnival or anything there
always hated mine, they were just made for giga-chads to show off

Insane how the entire world is slowly banning plastics after that BBC programme

*is a non-doer*
*poos on your uniform during games*

*trips up a year 7 and then blames someone else when they smash their front teeth*

yeah I'm a no gf man too

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*forgets pencil*
*raises hand*
"I forgot my pencil miss"
"Can anyone lend user a pencil"
*deftly silence*

aussies: how common are hapas

who do the hapas shag

*kicks rugby ball into light fitting in empty hallway*
*runs away*

If i pick up a prozzie in my car where do i go to shag them? Do i just find a lay by or something?

yea you go swimming at the local leisure centre in yr 4 or 5, one a week or something

>not asking the pengting next to you or on your table for her own chewed pencil

>deftly silence

still does, apparently

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>27 years old
>no career prospects
>kitchen is literally teeming with flies because my Mediterranean flatmates moved out forever and left the kitchen in an absolute state
my life is in complete disarray and i'm terrified of that kitchen

*whom'st've

ed's hapa
think he shags white girls mostly

wonder what school will be like 10 years from now

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reasonably common
me but only once

*Turns on my Infrared
*sends you 15 second clip of song in amv quality

are the men still kicking balls?

why does the uk have such grim schools

ed is peng though

never experience this had cunts pilling to lend me their pens

a shady alleyway

is homophobic bullying a higher offence than typical bullying?

STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY

*brings in porn on a USB stick*

It won't exist. This is the end of our society.

*pops on a wig and some lippy*
haha in a bit lads
*goes into the girls bathroom*

At least there’s always suicide

based

harry potter and the deftly hallows

bout 12 million pakis

screaming

Looks like some kind of interracial breeding ground lab hidden in plain sight

*that one lad who brought San Andreas, Quake and CoD 1 on a USB stick and spread it to the entire school*

who was the bully target in your class?
we had a couple of legit mongies so they took the heat

yw la x

youtube.com/watch?v=sV2t3tW_JTQ

bad bitch, cute face, and some nice titties.

my cock never fucked anyone after a fat, ugly girl with depression

bet you have like a trillion viruses

got stuck in a demountable in year 5 while the main classrooms were refurbished
it should be considered cruel and unusual punishment tbqh, 35+ degree days late in the year and you've got 30 kids stuck in a tin box with no air con

Unironically got Quake III off a mate at school and it was great

it would completely ruin too many people's lives. i can't do it

ALL I WANNA DO IS *bang bang AND A *CH-CHING* AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

Remember when movies would be split into 700mb and you'd have to manually join them using VirtualDub

get some flyspray and give that kitchen a blitz, then you can have a nice kitchen
your flatmates sound like twats

true story

>year 12
>sitting in class next to the PENG cutie of the year
>shes chewing some gum
>ask her for some
>she says that was her last one
>2 minutes later she spits the gum out into her hand
>hands it to me
>start chewing it like a mad man

honestly have wanked to this so many times

dylan
mong that he was
ended up a right freak too

*smashes a window using a football*
"oh shit"
*runs up a completely vertical wall*

>demountable
funny aussie words

how is that possible
san andreas was 4gb alone

*cute girl forgets her pen*
"user do you have a spare pen?"
"yeah of course :)"
*gives her pen*
*she doesn't give it back at the end of class*

'

We had a few runts who were home schooled up until secondary so they had genuinely no self awareness at all, they copped a lot of shit

Wrongun

youtube.com/watch?v=SpXw0qiy3Wo

absolute fucking CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

remember when the female pe teacher walked in to the lads getting changed from swimming

*brings in laptop because of ""dyspraxia""*
*plays mortal kombat with the black kids*
tfw aight and cute

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I would be erect from this

In my sixth form I remember there was one girl who quite literally looked about 9. She was very small too but quite intelligent and normal otherwise. Reckon it was some growth hormone problem

Weird to think she was legal though haha

first primary school - non-verbal autistic lad
second primary school - strange chinese kid
high school - epileptic autistic lad

The fact that he pauses between each phrase suggests he understands how commas work, which is better than 99% of the English speaking pop.

never happened

>true story
oh nevermind i take that back