/brit/

*turbokills you*

absoolute depise neurotypicals so much thinking of doing a cover of the primal scream song:
kill all neurotypicals

checked and I'm not going to sleep yet i don't want to wake up

I've got balls of steel

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some major summer slagage down the seafront today though

For me its Cooney

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>that one weird kid who only put pictures of 'things' on facebook and didn't have any pictures of himself

More meat on her flaps than on her body

room is proper boiling with the computer on

turn it off and go outside then you little freak

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thought I'd enjoy this heatwave
I was wrong
and there was me thinking how nice it'd be to live in spain

already walked the dog
don't really want to sit out the back because my mam and sister will just start messing me about

not even 20c here

Put them out of business

nothing quite like the sensation of squirting a hot load directly into a girl tight arsehole

fuck off lois you cunt

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>runt colleague eats a pot noodle and ONLY a pot noodle for lunch every day
>after several weeks of this he complains that he feels under the weather
>blames it on the fact that pot noodles contain MSG

which character are you lads?

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roll

Don't know that feeling

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very interesting to see all the support for russia on /sp/ and opposition to the idea that they're doping

my daily cigarette is always worse when its hot. Its much more comfy when its mild out for some reason

hey beter

very interesting to visit a British culture and general discussion forum on Jow Forums only to find it full of australians

looks like a shit bbillyk desu

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so why are yanks always bragging about their "extreme" weather

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any gamers in

the amount of salt and saturated fat in one of those is mental
should introduce him to healthier options

what you gamin lad

*rises up*

he's a massive food brainlet, no point

I tried telling him MSG occurs naturally and has been proven to have no ill effects on people whatsoever and immediately regretted it when he started on a rant about "you know how you always feel weird after a massive chinese takeaway? that's MSG!"

twitter.com/i/status/1010588511848796160
trump is a fellow gamer

just been abused in Morrisons because of the colour of my skin

Just walked though the park with me missus and saw some nerd reading a book, so i was like "reading some shakespeare are we?". Me bird proper creased at it.

get off the vent or i'll have you bent

hope you die

we're all gonna die mate

haha

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Got forcibly removed from Waitrose because I didnt have a collared shirt on

t. park reader

reading some shakespeare are we?

normies are cruel beasts

t. sub 90 IQ

Tempted to block the oi poster

*looks up from my copy of financial times*
*see lad on the bench across from me sat reading an entire book in public*
*have a chuckle*

Tip for sweaty lads. Run the under side of your wrists under cold water. The veins are close to the surface here and will cool you down x

need some passive income ideas and a way to make them work
ah this ad for brx finance appears to be what I'm after

Put it all in bitcoin

doing a shart

*note the Irish existing outside the boundary of God's Kingdom*

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was just cooling my wrists in the sink at work and this chad walks in and says "bit sweaty are we? haha" then walks off and I can see my female supervisor giggling at me in the background

helps with itchy skin too

dancing like a cool guy with my headphones in at the park
people are clapping, cheering me on
women are swooning
little do they know, I'm actually listening to the complete works of shakespeare

if you don't reply to this your mother will have a bad night's sleep tonight and wake up irritable and maybe yell at you tomorrow

chadded

Was 'avin a pinic in the park with me bird and there was this proper creep reading nearby, then some lad walked by with 'is missus and was like "reading some shakespeare?". Proper howling we were.

i live out of town in the country and never see other people apart from my parents as a result have developed the fear

did they change youtube so that there's a separate scroll bar for the video/comments and the suggested video sidebar?

For what purpose?

write "your mother is a whore" on a piece of paper, turn it into a paper aeroplane and throw it at him

yanks be like "dis heat is too spicy!"

Would love to take in a million gypsies and put them in a middle class labour voting area.

Would ADORE that.

/brit/ needs rebranding to be more inclusive and representative of it's diverse consumer base

good bit of fear is healthy

*breathes in deeply*
pooooooooooooooo

Would love to take in a million gypsies and put them in the middle of a gas chamber.

Would ADORE that.

was just feeding the ducks and this bloke walking his rottweiler with a joint in his mouth comes up and says "feeding the ducks are we?"
they flew away

havin a big Scottish shite

wacky nigel

youtu.be/rVR7NjnMkIc
can you imagine?

just had some nonce try to feed me some bread while I was minding my own business

got out of that situation post haste

running around the park getting in people's faces
"IN THE PARK ARE WE?!?!"

having a bit of a shite are ya?

£20 good for a gram of ket?

Wise man say, only fools rush in. Only fools rush in.

Oi.

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Read that is shakespeare?

when out in the sun my arms get tanned in just a few hours, my neck goes almost brown, but my face always stays sickly white pale with a bit of blotchy red

looks so fucking weird
have this dark bronze tan on my neck which suddenly breaks to pasty diseased snow white skin from my chin up

walking along the waterfront with a fag on
blowing smoke on people as I pass and saying "enjoying the sun are we?"

Elvis

but I
can't
help
falling in love
with you

love are elvis

same, only ever get a tanned face when I got to a REALLY hot country

dont really get the peruano gimmicks

exactly the sort of thing I'd be telling my village

Gold rush in the hills? Oh no. Only fools rush in. Good things come to those who wait, I'd tell my villagers. Then I'd immediately fuck off and mine all the gold for myself.

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little roastoid

stop! in the name of love, before you break my heart

a human what?