Perfect monkey
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Sebastian Garcia
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Nathan Bennett
2D >>> 3DPD
Brayden Torres
Leo Thomas
3DPD >>> 2D
Luis Reed
Ayden Turner
Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East.
Juan Davis
raining again
Asher Martin
finished eating tinginys desu
Leo Perez
SSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cameron Cook
pls
Evan Turner
Asher Ward
hot
Nathan Miller
Ayden Perez
obviously hahahaha
Nolan Clark
psycho?
Luke Ross
human water machine
Logan Rogers
Totally not
what does that mean?
Connor Jenkins
>Totally not
yes you are
>what does that mean?
just a random thing that I said no meaning to it
Caleb Martin
wow nice numbers
>yes you are
you don't have any proofs tho
>just a random thing that I said no meaning to it
oh I thought you were talking about yourself because you drink sooo much water
Camden Young
me first btw
Aaron Walker
>wow nice numbers
yes clearly got those not by an accident all calculated
>you don't have any proofs tho
do you have a thirst for blood?
>oh I thought you were talking about yourself because you drink sooo much water
I do I guess I did have that kind of in mind
nah yesterday I said that most monogatari girls including Kanbaru were mine not to mention all the previous mentions
Matthew Richardson
lies!
>do you have a thirst for blood?
n-no
>nah yesterday I said that most monogatari girls including Kanbaru were mine not to mention all the previous mentions
w-well I obviously never saw those posts because I'm a new guy hahaha so it doesn't count
Joshua Garcia
>lies!
its the truth
>n-no
>stuttering
sounds like a flat out lie desu
>w-well I obviously never saw those posts because I'm a new guy hahaha so it doesn't count
well now you know hahaha
Carter Martinez
oh yeah then how do you calculate that?
>sounds like a flat out lie desu
well anyway that doesn't prove anything hahaah
>well now you know hahaha
*takes Kanbaru and runs* see ya :)
Andrew Mitchell
>oh yeah then how do you calculate that?
well first of all you have to start with 1 then 2, 3 and so on... that's how
>well anyway that doesn't prove anything hahaah
most psychos love blood though????
>*takes Kanbaru and runs* see ya :)
she'd probably kick your ass she is pretty fit and has a strength of a monkey don't you remember that scene where she pretty much decapitated araragi?
Leo Johnson
Jackson Thompson
Today, I went back to the Lithuanian supermarket and bought some kvass, some "Linksmuciai", Roshen candies and pickled vegetables.
It was a good day.
Carter Foster
tfw no baltic bf
Noah Ross
kek that is not what I meant!
>most psychos love blood though????
yes but you see I'm a vampire not a psycho
>she'd probably kick your ass she is pretty fit and has a strength of a monkey don't you remember that scene where she pretty much decapitated araragi?
aaaah actually I don't, but I would just use my classic trick and say "hmmmm does this smell like chloroform to you" and then give her to smell it and then she would just fall unconscious hahahaha
Samuel Adams
kek looks kinda fake
Nathaniel Perez
Nice. Next time try out some curd snacks
Kevin Morgan
ok
>kek that is not what I meant!
???? I did tell you how I do it
>yes but you see I'm a vampire not a psycho
vampries can be psycho's too????
>aaaah actually I don't, but I would just use my classic trick and say "hmmmm does this smell like chloroform to you" and then give her to smell it and then she would just fall unconscious hahahaha
I don't think that its as easy as the movies show it desu
probably but its factual that monkeys have 6x times more strength than a person
Tyler Miller
Monogatari
Thomas Walker
that's hot what does it say anyways?
Owen Brown
>vampries can be psycho's too????
well but I'm just a vampire
>I don't think that its as easy as the movies show it desu
yes it is! I bet it is even easier that that! *takes her away* :)
>probably but its factual that monkeys have 6x times more strength than a person
well there are a lot of types of monkeys and some or weaker and much smaller and some are bigger and much stronger like gorilla
Nathaniel Scott
"Curd snacks" sounds a bit gross, but I will do exactly that and report back results.
Asher Wood
>that's hot
They are crying, you fucked up sicko....
> what does it say anyways?
Bad things.... :((((
Robert Martin
>well but I'm just a vampire
that makes you a psycho too cause you like blood do you think others wouldn't consider you a psycho just because you're a vampire? they would
>yes it is! I bet it is even easier that that! *takes her away* :)
I still don't believe that desu ahhahahaha
>well there are a lot of types of monkeys and some or weaker and much smaller and some are bigger and much stronger like gorilla
even a chimp is much stronger than a person that's because their muscles are made up differently we have fine motor skills that's why we can learn how to do more delicate things like learn to play a guitar but a chimp wouldn't be able to do that but they are evolved to have maximum muscle fiber contraction which makes them much stronger
>They are crying, you fucked up sicko....
it looks like they like it though????
>Bad things.... :((((
tell me
Jose Harris
They don't! :(
No! Stay pure, boy
Nathaniel Barnes
lying cuck lol
Dominic Brown
that is true, but I'm totally different psycho then hahaha
>I still don't believe that desu ahhahahaha
well I just proved it easy peasy hahaha she is with me now :)
>even a chimp is much stronger than a person that's because their muscles are made up differently we have fine motor skills that's why we can learn how to do more delicate things like learn to play a guitar but a chimp wouldn't be able to do that but they are evolved to have maximum muscle fiber contraction which makes them much stronger
wow you must have seen some kind of documentary about monkeys
Isaiah Cook
>that is true, but I'm totally different psycho then hahaha
I still think you're the same baaaakaa
>well I just proved it easy peasy hahaha she is with me now :)
still no since she is with me you should probably get your eyes checked out haahhahaha
>wow you must have seen some kind of documentary about monkeys
not really I just remember reading about it some time ago
Jordan Bell
ugh....
>still no since she is with me you should probably get your eyes checked out haahhahaha
no my eyes are 1 and 1 I checked them like a month ago. You should put on your glasses hahahaha
>not really I just remember reading about it some time ago
oh ok
Justin Garcia
I never lie
Lincoln Nguyen
I'd like to do lots of lewd things to Karen
and don't start with that "me first stuff" since she is mine
stop posting my images????? baaaaaka
>no my eyes are 1 and 1 I checked them like a month ago. You should put on your glasses hahahaha
I don't wear glasses and your doctor probably lied to you, to make you happy awwwwww so nice
that's a lie itself please stop lying????
Jose White
ok then me second hahahaha
>stop posting my images????? baaaaaka
what? that is not your picture BUT YOU ARE POSTING MY PICTURES hahahahaahaha
>I don't wear glasses and your doctor probably lied to you, to make you happy awwwwww so nice
nah that is not how it works and also that would be suuuuuper stupid
Evan Jones
>stop lyingu???
No.
Jackson Walker
>ok then me second hahahaha
no not even you second sine I want her all for myself muhahahahahaha
>what? that is not your picture BUT YOU ARE POSTING MY PICTURES hahahahaahaha
wtf???? why are you lying? do you have not shame? :(
>nah that is not how it works and also that would be suuuuuper stupid
yes it is just be glad that you didn't know the truth up untill now! :)
hot image....
Yes please stooooooooooooop?
Michael Stewart
ughhh... ok then I'm gonna take black hanekawa :) you already shared her at least one time haahahahha
>wtf???? why are you lying? do you have not shame? :(
which pictures where yours huh? just point them out. I'm not even joking
>yes it is just be glad that you didn't know the truth up untill now! :)
hey hey I know that I can see well otherwise I wouldn't see stuff clearly! you BAAAAAAAAAAAAKA! what an absolute baka
Jace Campbell
>hot image....
Wow.... Dumb NTR fanatic...
>Yes please stooooooooooooop?
And what if I don't? :)
Hunter Turner
russian rapebabies
Joshua Bell
>ughhh... ok then I'm gonna take black hanekawa :) you already shared her at least one time haahahahha
NO you only get one time with her and that was back then not anymore!!!!!!! I told you yesterday that Bee,Monkey,Crab,Cat and Shinobu are all mine!!!!!!!
>which pictures where yours huh? just point them out. I'm not even joking
ugh... I am only joking duuuuuuuuuuuuuumy! baaaaaaaaaka!
>hey hey I know that I can see well otherwise I wouldn't see stuff clearly! you BAAAAAAAAAAAAKA! what an absolute baka
all blind people think they can see clearly hahahahahahaha
>Wow.... Dumb NTR fanatic...
nothing NTR about that image cuck
>And what if I don't? :)
will break your spine then lol
Levi Moore
I think I had fun with black hanekawa like two times hahaha and you agreed! why did you changed your mind so suddenly? kek
>ugh... I am only joking duuuuuuuuuuuuuumy! baaaaaaaaaka!
oh ok also you are not allowed to post my pics :)
>all blind people think they can see clearly hahahahahahaha
you mean like literally 0 people like that think they can see clearly unless they are brain dead
Nicholas Johnson
>Perfect monkey
God fucking damn it, Tolyan, why are you doing this to me?
Connor Hughes
me on top
>I think I had fun with black hanekawa like two times hahaha and you agreed! why did you changed your mind so suddenly? kek
because I realized how pretty monogatari all girls are...
>oh ok also you are not allowed to post my pics :)
proooooof that they are yours??????
>you mean like literally 0 people like that think they can see clearly unless they are brain dead
you may never know cannot trust even your own shadow so why would you trust a doctor???
Jaxon Price
From a NTR set.....
>you
>hurt ANYONE
Lol :)
Thomas Powell
prooof?
>Lol :)
yes would hurt you if you did bad stuff
Ryan Perez
>gif
That's you, ahahaha
Isaac Martin
oh god thats hot
>because I realized how pretty monogatari all girls are...
welp they are not pure anymore kek also not fair you picked all the best ones I would want at least Shinobu
>proooooof that they are yours??????
just use desuarchive and you will see and don't pretend to be retarded!
>you may never know cannot trust even your own shadow so why would you trust a doctor???
dude I can see well don't worry about me! hahaha
Gavin Jackson
Find the sauce and see for yourself
I never did a bad thing, lolu
Grayson King
>that awful feeling when you know you will never get yourself a 2D fit tomboy gf
Requesting artillery barrage on my position, do you copy?
Michael White
nah you cuck lol
>oh god thats hot
s-stop l-looking b-baka!!!!!
>welp they are not pure anymore kek also not fair you picked all the best ones I would want at least Shinobu
MUHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA are you jealous?
>just use desuarchive and you will see and don't pretend to be retarded!
how do I open up such thing called "desuarchive" can you tell me how to use a keyboard too? how does internet work? please explain!?!?!????!
>dude I can see well don't worry about me! hahaha
*pokes your eyes out*
not anymore hahahaha
found it and it has nothing to do with ntr on danbooru
you say mean things and hurt ship girls
Bentley Green
same
Cooper Diaz
*stares and grabs chair and a big box of popcorn to eat while looking* why yes this is pretty good please continue hahaha
>MUHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA are you jealous?
yes absolutely arghhhh
>how do I open up such thing called "desuarchive" can you tell me how to use a keyboard too? how does internet work? please explain!?!?!????!
ok I will explain first you have to smack your head against the keyboard and it will automatically deliver to all those places just make sure to slam it veeeeeery hard :)
>*pokes your eyes out*
AAAAAH my eyes! I can't see! *smack everything in the room as well as your face* kek
Jack Rodriguez
Eating kebab mmmm
Parker Watson
>stares and grabs chair and a big box of popcorn to eat while looking* why yes this is pretty good please continue hahaha
N-no! s-stop looking i-idiot!!!! b-baaaaka! *runs away*
who do you like more zombie or this girl? because then I want zombie
>yes absolutely arghhhh
haahhahaha very good
>ok I will explain first you have to smack your head against the keyboard and it will automatically deliver to all those places just make sure to slam it veeeeeery hard :)
hmm that sounds like a lie hahhahahahaha can you do it yourself first to show me as an example????
>AAAAAH my eyes! I can't see! *smack everything in the room as well as your face* kek
I only got smacked and you lost your eyes that's like much less worse
she is cute
>Eating kebab mmmm
kebab with what ? pork or chicken????
Jack Sullivan
hahah cute *sips pepsi and eats popcorn*
>who do you like more zombie or this girl? because then I want zombie
I like zombie more, but the tomboy is nice too so actually they are both mine :)
>hmm that sounds like a lie hahhahahahaha can you do it yourself first to show me as an example????
ok I just did it now it is your turn :)
>I only got smacked and you lost your eyes that's like much less worse
yeah but I accidentally picked up a knife and smacked it in your face uuuups
>she is cute
indeed
>kebab with what ? pork or chicken????
like always little babies meat(actually pork)
Austin Price
Me patting you lol
You, yes
It has.... >cum gets poured in her and then it's blocked with a vibrator
Clearly NTR....
>mean things
Examples, kyoot boy???
>ship girls
They like it though....
Aaron Powell
Utaha and Eriri is mine too btw
>hahah cute *sips pepsi and eats popcorn*
where do you keep getting all these stuff from thing air???
>I like zombie more, but the tomboy is nice too so actually they are both mine :)
no you have to give one to me...
>ok I just did it now it is your turn :)
umm sorry I didn't catch that could you record it please????
>yeah but I accidentally picked up a knife and smacked it in your face uuuups
well I clearly dodged that since I am fine
>indeed
me first MUHAHAHAHAHA
>like always little babies meat(actually pork)
oh okay I like chicken more myself...
nah its me patting you cuck
no you
>It has.... >cum gets poured in her and then it's blocked with a vibrator
what ? how is that ntr????
>Examples, kyoot boy???
you call me dumb?
>They like it though....
they don't shimakaze was crying in that image where you punched her
Leo King
Opinions on cuckoldry?
Carson Ortiz
I actually claimed Utaha weeks ago so no :) you can have Eriri tho
>where do you keep getting all these stuff from thing air???
I have all of that in my backpack that I carry around with myself heh
>no you have to give one to me...
no I don't, why should I? you have a lot of girls and you share none. I claimed them first :)
>umm sorry I didn't catch that could you record it please????
ughh.. I'm not gonna repeat it just try it out yourself...
>well I clearly dodged that since I am fine
too bad
>me first MUHAHAHAHAHA
ugh....
>oh okay I like chicken more myself...
I like chicken more too but not on kebab
Oliver Watson
>oh okay I like chicken more myself...
Nice.......
>nah its me patting you cuck
NOT AT ALL
>what ? how is that ntr????
She cheated on her bf
>you call me dumb?
>takes childish internet insults so seriously
Ooooooh, what a sensitive boy
>they don't shimakaze was crying in that image where you punched her
AAAAAAAA Who told you about that???! Was it that bitch again? Going to punish her....
Brandon Fisher
I want to spank that monkey
Robert Perry
Is Lithuania into animu?
Camden Myers
Yes
Nolan Kelly
>I actually claimed Utaha weeks ago so no :) you can have Eriri tho
I actually don't remember if you did or not at all not even kidding can you find that post????? Thanks for Eriri for now though
>I have all of that in my backpack that I carry around with myself heh
do you only keep unhealthy food there? I usually just have a bottle of water desu
>no I don't, why should I? you have a lot of girls and you share none. I claimed them first :)
ugh... fine
>ughh.. I'm not gonna repeat it just try it out yourself...
no I'd rather not risk it then
>too bad
good for me
>ugh....
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I like chicken more too but not on kebab
hmm okay I like it anywhere
>Nice.......
umm okay?
>NOT AT ALL
at all yes
>She cheated on her bf
doesn't say that anywhere
>Ooooooh, what a sensitive boy
nah you told me more rude stuff
>AAAAAAAA Who told you about that???! Was it that bitch again? Going to punish her....
umm stop that retard?
Justin Butler
she'd probably spank you instead
youtube.com
YES
Sebastian Reyes
I want to get raped by that monkey!
Charles Perry
wow he doesn't remember not gonna search for it right now maybe later
>do you only keep unhealthy food there? I usually just have a bottle of water desu
yeah obviously so I could have a nice view when you do something interesting, funny and stuff hahaha also I carry a foldable fisherman mini chair
>ugh... fine
HHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHhhHQHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
HAHAHAHHAHH
AHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
AHAHHAHAH
Liam Fisher
get in the line...
Ethan Miller
Good to hear.
What is Lithuania watching atm?
Henry Rivera
what the heck you would let him but not me? wtf
Daniel Richardson
Ok, I'll wait
Brandon Lee
*vanishes into thin air*
Alexander Torres
But what if it won`t be like benis in bagina?
Isaac Moore
Please elaborate further
Samuel Lee
>wow he doesn't remember not gonna search for it right now maybe later
hmm okay
>yeah obviously so I could have a nice view when you do something interesting, funny and stuff hahaha also I carry a foldable fisherman mini chair
wow you must have a veery big backpack
>HHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHhhHQHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
>HAHAHAHHAHH
>AHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
>AHAHHAHAH
not a laughing matter!!!!
I finished watching Comic Girls,Hinamatsuri and some short ones there are some that I am still watching but only one episode are left like hisone to maso-tan I want to watch Hanebado,Happy Sugar Life,Chio-chan no Tsuugakuro,Island third season of overlord and few mmorpg ones those are just from on top of my head
Grayson Long
In other words, what if this sweet little monkey-girl will cause some rectal-anal-butt-pain or something like that?
Noah Jones
getting raped by her and doing it yourself are a bit different? hahahaa
wtf?
what do you mean?
Dylan Hernandez
I'd rather not then
Blake Johnson
Eat more chicken, boy!!
>more rude stuff
Examples????
*beats the shit out of ship girls*
Gabriel James
there's Kimi no Suizou wo Tabetai too though
Carter Bell
for what reason?????
>Examples????
you call me retarded
>*beats the shit out of ship girls*
stop that??????
Carter Miller
Where do you find the time to watch so much stuff?
Leo Green
Well, you know, she won`t ask for your permisson for that anyway.
William Sanders
I am not a normalfag?
hmmmm
Zachary Bennett
but I probably won't watch the last one cause of 3D CG
Wyatt Green
To become c%%%.... Chicken=good, red meat=baaaad
I never did. Link to desuarchive where I said it???
>stop that?
No
Jace Clark
Robert Morales
>To become c%%%.... Chicken=good, red meat=baaaad
what???
>I never did. Link to desuarchive where I said it???
many many maaaaaaaany times
>No
yes