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umm wow what an angry general lol

average Argentinian

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thoughts on the ELITE test playing out right now between the west indies and sri lanka lads?

br*ts are not welcome here

We haven't had our daily boipussy yet

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t. Paora Piripi

oi mate you got a loicense for that post

It's what happens when they aren't even patrician enough to have federalism.

>federalism
We have less than 5 million people. Why would we need federalism? Local governments are already a joke.

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I wonder why you have such a poothetic poopulation, then.

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It's better this way. Big country, few people. That's the dream.

or, you know, you could just try montana and have bigger country and fewer people.

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autistic yanks

the union was a mistake

I don't know enough about cricket to comment, cricket is more of an aussie thing

oh nonononononononononononononono
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahhhahahahahahahahaha

shall be sharing this poost with /cric/

>cricket is more of an aussie thing
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I don't know anyone who watches cricket except for my granddad

yikes mate

Backyard cricket is the only enjoyable form of cricket

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YIKES
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Thoughts on the garden lads?

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Imagine sex with Swede. He lies sweating on the ground, biting his thumbnail, with his defenseless ass pointing upwards. As you push yourself into his warm boy's pussy, you feel his sphincter muscles gently oppress your penis and you hear him moan softly. His anus becomes tighter and tighter, every time you pump, giving you more motivation to break his desperate defense attempt. His tiny feet secretly crawl toward you, longing for a tickle of your male hands. Then you turn it around suddenly, so you can look straight into his delightful and smiling face, and also lick his toes while you continually violate his ass. He slaps his legs around you and you feel his prostate getting swollen more and more, as if it is actively trying to milk your dick. You keep on pumping harder and harder while he moans louder and his legs tighten your torso.
Your lips find each other spontaneously and his body trembles.
You are ready together.

> From his broken-up boy pussy your hot seed is now flowing, that you close with his sister's lingerie that he was wearing at the beginning. His sweaty hair falls over his red face, and he can barely keep eye contact with you through all ecstasy. You leave for the shower to refresh, and to have your eternal fuck slave repaired for round 2.

Almost as soon as they were founded, New Zealand's provinces were the subject of protracted political debate. Two factions emerged in the General Assembly: "Centralists", favouring a strong central government and "Provincialists", favouring strong regional governments. The Centralist members of the General Assembly regarded the provinces as inherently self-interested, and prone to pork-barrel politics. In the construction of railways, for example, three of the provinces had constructed railways (as was the case in Australia) to different track gauges, with Canterbury Provincial Railways being built to "broad" gauge, Southland's railways being built to "standard" gauge. As a result, the Public Works Act of 1870 standardised the gauge to be used, and Otago's first railway, the Port Chalmers railway, was built to the new "standard" narrow gauge. Colonial Treasurer (and later Premier) Julius Vogel launched his famous immigration and public works schemes of the 1870s, borrowing the massive sum of 10 million pounds, to develop significant infrastructure of roads, railways, and communications, all administered by the central government. This diminished the power of the provinces greatly. The provinces were finally abolished by the Abolition of Provinces Act 1876, during the Premiership of Harry Atkinson. For the purposes of the Act, the provinces formally ceased to exist on 1 January 1877.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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God morgon!

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>the provinces are using different standards, causing problems for interprovincial commerce!
>let's just shut them down
t. poo peeland

Hello swede! how are you?

Won't be able to get out hiking again until at least Friday lads, help me cope until then

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write more fan fiction about swede pls

heya

why can't you go out until friday? is it stormy in bc?

Global T20 Canada starts Thursday. They say ATN will be carrying it, not sure which one of their channels though.

It's not mine sorry, I just google translated it from some smut someone wrote about the user from nederdraad who's dick sucking tape was found by the thread.

Exams tomorrow, prom Wednesday and doctor's appointment after that. Busy week.

What's global T20?

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Fuck. I hate you and your fucking cricket so fucking much

>who's dick sucking tape was found by the thread.
wait what

>I just google translated it from some smut someone wrote about the user from nederdraad who's dick sucking tape was found by the thread.
jej

Read more here

global t20 is the premier T20 cricket league in canada

the game is played with each team playing 20 overs then another 20 overs with switched positions to decide the victor

>What's global T20?
Domestic cricket tournament. Vancouver vs Toronto on Thursday. I highly recommend it!

Do you guys like living in New Zealand? Isn't it too far from the western world?

based (upvote)

I don't even know the rules of cricket. But I might stream it on my second monitor still

In the West we have something called planes. Like big metal birds that you can use for travel.

Rooting for Edmonton over here though sorry.

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it's nice.

That's okay, if any of our teams make top 3 I'll be happy

i want to live there for the cute bois desu. if only things weren't so damned expensive there

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I feel dumb for making this post now please ignore it

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I know, we invented it.

Wages are higher too though, if you're not specialist

Stumps in the Windies/SL test. What an outrageous day of cricket.

Is it really that expensive

Wer ist die?

Lamb is probably cheaper, which could get me down there. I like lamb.

it's way more expensive than in flyover us states. electricity is at least twice as expensive.

oh.

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Brazil is more expensive though

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How much is lamb down there anyway?

Discuss

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Wouldn't know, i sustain off soylent only

Cause I'm not going above NZ$11.20/kilo of shoulder, or NZ$8.75/kilo for breast. I like lamb but I'm not paying beef prices for it.

kill it. hate possums

I think I wouldn't like living there. It's certainly comfy from the pictures, but too boring at the same time

Boring is better than favelados shooting you with AK-47s

>they haven't upgraded to the 74
lol

Silvester animals shouldn't be touched by humans.

>brazil

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What the hell, new zelanders are wretched dogs. I've seen favelados with better manners.

We're just joking around bud we love brazil

poo peeland btfo

lads

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Oh god the /sp/ shitposts are putting me off sports

Lamb is more expensive than that

Dead

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Why are there so many new people here?

Either way, good day my friends from down under.

I just back from the shower, and before that I was at the gym, did some squats and they felt amazing.

is ur dick still erect

>sports
it's spelt "sport"

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we're getting raided by /sp/ and /brit/

No, it usually goes soft after I refrain from touching it. Then it goes back to its erect form when legs are posted.
The two most stupid threads on Jow Forums

This weather is not good

/sp/ is a board

>seething yank

>tfw no swede to collar me

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Makes me sad tbqh, but plebs can't accept that muh rugby doesn't have to be the only sport NZ plays. The crowds at cricket games have been the best I've been in as well

No it's not.

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>/sp/
>thread on Jow Forums
brainlet detected

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