You wake up somewhere in Latin America

done

I hate that plastic bitch

kms

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If I have my ID with me, get on a plane or bus back home
If I don't, go to the nearest embassy and (assuming it's from another country in mercosur) explain the situation and see what happens

hmmmm well tell us more? what is it like

>wake up
>literally yell the word "BREAKFAST" from bed
>mom bring breaksfast over 10 mins later
>I'm free for the rest of the day
>proceed to shitpost all day long as I'm still on vacation from uni and don't talk to much to my freinds and never have plans for the day

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happens to me everyday

Pray that I'm in Bogota or Montevideo.

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How easy is it to get cocaine in colombia? Could you get some now if you wanted to?

whoa sounds like my life

what are normies doing?

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pray that i'm not in venezuela

it's like $5 the gram on average, atleast for me, i used to be able to get in some parks near my house, for you it would be more expensive if you look too foreign and can't speak spanish like a local

>How easy is it to get cocaine in colombia?
It's easy
> Could you get some now if you wanted to?
Not really. I would have to go to downtown, which is at least 30 mins away. The alternative is calling a dealer, but I don't know one. In my uni most people are into weed. Coke is seen more as a party drug and I don't really talk to much with the party lads there

probably getting laid

Hijacking that plane

but then you can mine for crypto for free

determine where in Latin America and take the bus/plane back home

neat if true

interesting. it costs like 300 dollars a gram here so it's almost exclusively used by rich fucks and uni students with alot of spare money. Most people just use pills, poor people use meth

pretty hard to mine crypto after being murdered

rich kids here are more into synthetic drugs for some reason. I used to do coke back in the day but I've been clean for years now and don't wanna go back to that. I remember paying between $3 and $7 for a top notch gram Depending on the mood of the seller or if I had to find a new one

With no survivors

I do pic related.

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FPBP

then I fucked your gf

>mfw i know a ton of average girls with asses like this
What is it with South America that makes women's butts become bigger and rounder? Is it a blessing? A curse?

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You're a big leaf

Wonder why Russia is so sunny today and why people don't look as angry and depressed as usual.
Then i hear people speaking sp*nish and immediately die of acute ear cancer.

DES-

I have a cousin who is an adopted Russian

here we dont have those asses, pity

PA-