/brit/ *future comes on* edition

Smelly niggers

doubt the "humans" will even have the awareness by that point to be miserable

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this bird wants to come around and do the sex stuff with me but I feel like shite. literally like I could puke at any moment, and I don't know why

youtu.be/AQwIDiL8gOM

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bun

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Do Aussies own 'dabbing' now?

I've done a poo for you
It's a brown number two
It's what I love the most
I've smeared it on your post

I've done a poo you see
It's on your bonsai tree
Come play a game with me
There's just crap on TV

I've done a poo out there
I covered it with hair
I did one in the sink
Then stirred some in your drink

I've done a poo for sure
Here comes a little more
It's in my piggy bank
Floating in the fish tank

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Why does this picture make me sad?

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what a preposterously ugly woman

listening to and watching france gall clips at toil lads
little do they suspect the real reason for my music tastes

might make a reddit account and spill my feelings out on Jow Forumsoffmychest or something
not good to bottle everything up like I always do

why are you such a fucking pseud? It's embarrassing

Can’t believe I wasted 800kb of data opening this boring shite

kill yourself for posting an early thread, it's shit too, you're shit and so is your idol

not true

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*clicks the embed button*
ah, a woman talking at a camera
*skips ahead 5 minutes*
ah, she's still talking
*skips ahead 10 minutes*
still talking
*clicks unembed*

I'll have to report you for spamming this vile troll

spoiler the hog

been reading through NRx blogs today since I'm a temporary NEET

Why would I share them. You can take my possessions, you can take my virginity, but you can't take my education and ideas

Oh yes all hose introverted socialites, speakers, activists and celebrities hmm

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>head out to my mens coffee morning
>head into a part of town I've never been to before
>the far northern reached, aka, "the white territories"
>see numerous whites around the streets, jogging, walking with their children
>quite the rare sight in this town
>suddenly THIS appears
>remember that nowhere is safe anymore
>reach the site of the coffee morning thing
>approach the reception
>rude paki woman sitting there
>notice a paki man in a suit spreading plaster on the floor
>tell the woman I'm here for the coffee morning
>she says she doesn't know what I'm talking about and asks if it's with Neil and asking if I mean something about an ageing class
>leave

It's probably just a scam to screw the council out of money

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im istp
what does that mean

because all australian posters but me are small brained and inferior, know your place, wageslave.

youtu.be/HD__r66sFjk

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There was also a car that beeped at me and an older white guy inside waved

enjoy some NRx blogs but can never tell if its just a load of rubbish or if they're actually on to something

the mentally ill nonce (bad kind) freak is in

>liberalise grain markets
>everything goes to shit
>people get angry
>French Revolution happens

Weird how people from centuries ago were so much like us, in terms of our ideas. Most "modern" ideas are actually centuries old.

why is the pissy pervert posting here again

anime

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I=friendless
S=dumb
T=asshole
P=lazy

another pic

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Hope the frenchman doesnt mean me

I bring OC, you bring crime, famine and misery

doing a poo

now do ENFJ

This thread makes me realize there are people with sub 80 IQ in /brit/

prefer the Irish to mentally ill pakis desu

have you read much of Imperial Energy or Nishikiprestige?

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you can't get too caught up about the absolute dross floating around Jow Forums

because retards like you give him attention, he psoted far more when he got 900 replies a thread but now being a paki bender sex offender has left the gimmick meta he posts less. completely ignore him and he'll fuck off back to r9k forever

its just posts

Wish Heather Locklear would just beat me up

ah hah looks like my poo has escaped and is making long winded posts no body reads on /brit/

if its not written by some nobody and connects to actual philosophy rather than just rambling its usually going to be worthwhile
the jargon can sometimes twist my head around though since people like Land have a tendency to make up words and use lovecraftian lingo

>none of these posters is British
really makes you think

Ooh, but I still smell her.

*inhales deeply through nose*

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Napoleon was an amazing man desu, Brits seem to have this desire to fuck with Europe whenever possible

Neither are you.

My penis is an extension of my spirit. It is a magical beautiful thing that I cherish.

I am

None of these posters 'are' British

I love you all /brit/. Know that I am always with you. Go now and spread my word.

why did you think i was talking about you

imperial energy seems to be more in the Dark Enlightnement/Moldbug camp which seems to have fallen out of love with the Land/NRx types
but I'll look at it
not seen the second one

what's some kinky stuff to try in bed lads?
inb4 gaysex

It is an offence, punishable by a heavy fine, or up to one year’s jail, to allow a child over 18 months and under 18 years of age to enter or remain on brothel premises.

E=vapid
N=constant existential crisis
F=emotional
J=obsessive

Napoleon was a short, fat, balding loser.

nobody loves me

pegging

Not a fan of the racism in this thread lads, chill it boys

cuckolding

utterly seething pseudo british (chink) hands wrote this abhorrent post

>left my wallet at home

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thoughts?

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The French are all hairy, smelly, chauvinistic barbarians and it's a blessing when one is removed from the earth.

the saddest fact about poleaboo is while he can take pills and wear dresses to trick himself into thinking hes a girl, theres nothing he can do about his skin colour, he can never be white
and that kills him inside

left my home where the heart is

Waiting for postman toil

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we live in a society

'

Why do you choose to be a pedophile?

mega nonce

Nishikiprestige is mostly Landian Accelerationism, he's been posting some Kaczinsky-related stuff recently, talking about DEccelerationism. Interesting guy but not really a big professional, he's pretty much an ex-channer with some interesting insights

based retarded dabbing pepe poster

ah so I'm vapid-existential crisis-asshole-obsessive/lazy haha

sounds about right haha

I'm a Tedophile
big fan of father ted that is

l'Empereur de nos coeurs

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i am not

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZLlfv71waDE

any one shot paddy man in?

lol

Ashes to Ash
Dust to Dusty
We all know Major Tom's a Junkie
Coming down from Heaven's High
Hitting an All-Time Low

what consenting children do behind closed doors is no one's business

>rochdale

Evropa

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on the one hand I detest snitches
on the other hand I want criminals locked up

According to pic related Napoleon was a very very very very very very meanie mean guy.

But I don't believe this fake anthropologist/historian. He's too biased for my tastes.

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