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Two tacos de asada
One taco de pastor
Chips
0xBitcoin
would you like salsa user?
shot or glass user?
Whisky. NEET.
I'm confused user. Girl problems. Got way too drunk last night, talked to other coworkers about my personal life. Too much was said. Just want to back off the whole thing and go to mars. I always go for the wrong women but I can't help myself.
Don't even care about money right now, need to sort my personal life out.
DON'T BE A BITCH
HAND OVER THE BOTTLE ALREADY
user
this is a bar where anons come to consume beverages
this isn't your personal army
you either a drink and congregate with anons or i will have to ask you to leave
5 shots of fireball to warm up and then a can of pineapple juice please
Thanks, wish a sweet prince good night.
Gin and Tonic. Easy on the liquor though OP.
I had a run in with the law over Easter weekend and am facing a DUI down in Florida. Hopefully my cryptos moon this month to help me pay my kike attorney.
make it 4 boilermakers
Finely ground glass mixed with bleach pls :3
Can i have a hug?
Pint of Guinness please
one goth gf pls
Forget me shot please. Need a nice blackout. Stir it with a used pregnancy test and you got yourself a nice tip.
coming rite up anons
Scotch rocks with a twist. Is the grill open? I'm losing weight...
grill is still open user
Chicken tendies with a side of flintstone vitamins pls.
Just some Cabernet from the box my man. Currently sitting on the side of the road because my fuel gauge stopped working on my truck and I ran out of fuel ten miles before I got to the station. It's diesel so it also needs to be primed and I don't have my tools. I clearly won't be racing in the triathlon tomorrow but I'm not too mad because there's other shit I can do.
I'll take a shot of Bombay Saphire, a Sierra Mist, and a Bacon Burger on French bread. Fuck it, I'll also take a glass of water with some fries while I'm at it.
youre a fat peice of shit
have a flagon of shut the fuck up corecucks
Shots of tequila for anyone who wants one, put it on my tab. Happy Saturday frens
Fuck off boi, in just trying to have a decent meal, just cause I eat a damn burger with fries once in a blue moon doesn't mean I don't work out daily. Goddamn, the nerve of some people to be so assumptive of what I am based off one order, you don't know my life. Fuck. Damn. Jesus. Oh Lordy.
whiskey, straight. No junk in it
user
im not a psychiatrist
i can't tell you how to stop being a net loser in life
thats something u need to figure out on your own
are you ordering a drink?
Arsenic, hold the ice.
One hot chocolate pls user kun
350mg MDA (not MDMA), 700 ug of LSD, a gram of Ketamine, and three boxes of Whip-it's. I'll set up my laser show and speakers while you get that ready.
There called nangs you pathetic fuck.
whiskey, up please. kind sir.
1 glass of root beer please
gin rickey, triple
Too much acid imo.
My God, you look so familiar. I just can't put my finger on it..
Glass of cranberry juice
Willy the Whale here. A big frothy jug of dick, and keep it coming.
Wojak is also a God.
The trumptards desecrated one of our gods. They should be dessicated.
Thanks user, but I brought my own drink this time around
Nice! Looks you have a new trainee on the grill tonight. (I'll take a Philly cheese steak and some curly-fries)
Fuck me op, just fuck me
im sorry user
this is a professional establishment
i suggest /b/ or /soc/
coming right up anons
*karaoke has started anons*
thanks for this bread user. reminded me to make bloody mary w/ whiskey on ice
tip jar is at the end of bar user
are you ordering a drink
i'm quite busy
Why are normies pumping ETH imitators? How many platform blockchains do we need?
user
im going to need u to check ur privilege at the door
we serve alcoholic beverages here
i suggest u order a drink or leave
poop on the rocks. double.
Do you serve blacks at this establishment?
Quizás esta mierda no sea leída por el español que es muy escaso.
hoy sufrí un dia de mierda, hoy la chica que tanto ame, me abandonó.
intento no tirarme el tiro, pero creo que es lo unico que tengo
i jek'd
Jack and coke and a plate of tendies.
Sorry, slavery laws were abolished ages ago and we can no longer serve you a negro with your drink.
coming right on user
shot of self-loathing
2oz of reflection
wash it down with a gallon of hope
Give me a vodka-energy.
And listen....
*pulls gun out of pocket so only the op can see it*
... transfer all your eth to this address right now or you are fucking dead
I'm gonna transfer my semen to your butthole.
Empty the till user.
You were probably at Ye Olde Falcon Pub
Skittle bomb mate
Also, when the fuck is Jibrel going to make me ANY money