>bring first gf to meet my parents
>shes venezuelan and her english is fluent but shes not a native speaker so some things go over her head
>my mom texts me after dinner to not bring prostitutes to her house ever again
wtf? she's literally my im hurt wat do bros
>wat do bros
about what?
the answer is obvious. call your mom a prostitute
>venezuelan "gf"
>not a prostitute
Tell your mom her tits are down and will stay down for ever.
Satan confirms. Don’t be a bitch OP- you scored a hottie and your mom low key saying you’re not good enough to pull her.
Your story sounded quite credible until the gf part.
Ur mum is right
Your mom thinks she's out of your league. Just be a really good boyfriend and make your mom eat her hat when you marry the bitch.
the impression I got was that she just looks trashy. OP needs to post pics
she's not. she's thin. no tattoos, regular ear piercings, no other piercings, no dyed hair, she wore a regular spring dress to the dinner. there's nothing trashy about her she works as a nurse.
Post pics OP you larping faggot
>she works as a nurse
Post a fucking picture OP. If she's as wholesome as you say, tell your mom to go fuck herself and don't call her for like 5 years.
i'm not doxxing myself or my gf go fuck yourselves idiots
Good luck mate I bang some Venezuelan sometimes because I live in a country near them and they are flying out of the country because the bullshit, despite of being probably a hottie as a tropical pussy often is it can also ve a good opportunity for building a relationship with someone who really could be motivated to stand with you because even if you are a looser, for her you are golden American meat so probably she see in you some kind of security for her life in a new and intimidating society. Also good luck mate...
listen to the women in your life user
OP is not as much of a newfag as I thought apparently
>I'm confirming that I'm a touchless virgin faggot larp
Venezuela fuck off. I don't want your women to divorce rape me just so they can feed your other commies with more gibs.
this isn't even remotely biz related anyway so how about you go fuck off
>parents are joking all the time that one day I bring a gf home
>29yo touchless virgin and they have given up years ago
better yet
let his mom eat her out
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You're blinded by her looks and the fact that you've never had a gf. She's taking you for a ride for free accomodation / food / money / papers. Your mom sees right through her game.
Sorry OP, you're dating a prostitute. GTFO.
ask your mom if that was a joke and if it wasnt tell her dont be jealous you old cooze. then put her in a home. stupid cunt.
but if it was a joke grab a beer with her cause she tight
I've fucked a Brazilian, Colombian, Argentinian, and Ecuadorian girl but never Venezuelan. Venezuelans look hot as hell though, pic related
Your mom sounds like a typical old white lady, my mom acts in a similar manner. Also your story reminds me of the time I was dating an 18 year old (I'm 27) and we went to church and she wore this low cut top showing off her huge tits and I was so goddamn embarrassed because everyone was in their Sunday's best and she's there with her tits hanging out. I would have felt like an old man telling her to cover her tits so I never did.
tell her she ain't a prossie and you won't speak to her unless she retracts that statement earnestly.
same here bruh.
tell your mom she's an escort and ask for a refund
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>wat do bros
post her pics and we tell you if a youtube channel staring her will make you loads of passive income
I see your problem. You go to church.
>she's literally my
she's literally your what? sounds like she's not the only non-native speaker.