Honest question guys

We are transcended. You fools. You absolute fools, you doubted us.
You are like a baby, watch this. LINK $1000 EOY

vocaroo.com/i/s1lVXNBX4zkH

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

Nice pasta fag. Link $1000 eoy

true marines FUD

What's scientology's marketcap?

I'm honestly worried that they're going to kill themselves when it doesn't make them multi-millionaires.

You are a MANIAC

Are you saying the solution to the oracle problem isn't worth trillions?

I mean, you can argue whether link is that solution, but you can't really argue that whatever the solution is won't make whoever sees it first filthy fucking rich.

I just happen to think LINK will get there first. I don't see anyone else even working on a viable solution

why do you post this in every thread?

IT's insantiy. Do you know what the defnition of insantiy is>?

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This will be the password to the secret post-singularity meetup

WE ARE THE DIGIMARINES AND WE ARE NEVER EVER SELLING

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it'd be cool if sergey went up on stage to an utterly silent crowd and tried to speak but all that came out is a shrill piercing tone that made all the glass in the room vibrate and explode, showering the audience. then when everyone is screaming all covered in cuts and blood he crouches down into the third world squat, and in a dark voice he says "stinky linky poops like pajeet", and proceeds to strain so hard that he bursts all the blood vessels in his eyes and the shit rips thru his beige slacks, slamming into the stage and bounces like a dead cat. because it is. he tuts and says "bad kitty" then rabidly claws through the carcass and digs out something and thrusts it above his head for all to see and it is an immaculate 6" chainlink cube.

the crowd gasps and with a wild grin the red eyed sergey starts to rotate it in his hand and says "meet my friends!". as it spins the cubes sides change to all the different logos of all the different companies chainlink is partnered to. Was that a nike logo? yes it was. adobe? yes. tesla? yes. swift? yes. the bloodied crowd stands and applauds and he spins the cube ever faster. every company you have ever heard of flashes by. general motors? yes. facebook? yes ben and jerry's? yes, fucking sara lee? yes. "we are ALL going to make it!" sergey screams. "ALL OF US!" and the price goes to $1,000,000, sergey is raptured up to alpha centuri, and i'm telling this story to my great great great great grandchild because i am so wealthy i become an immortal cybernigger.

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Wow, this is the shitty coin we're are about to start shilling in a month; I can't wait to see how cringy our marketing campaign is going to be.

Hope you fags, like crypto geocaches and silly "Where's Waldo" manhunt games; Who am I kidding, you guys probably played Pokemon go, but now you get tokens yay fuck you.

He'a not lying.
Link being above 50c unironically defeats the purpose of this token though.

I honestly cant wait till the LINK ARG goes live IRL this summer

Lmao looks like you struck a nerve of this deluded Link cultist. Good work OP

Who here getting MAD at op!? >:(

Nice try, shill. Come back when Scientology solves the Oracle problem.

WHO CANADIAN AND LOVES CHAINLINK HERE?

That post was a wild ride from start to finish

They did, if you'd only research a bit.

ecb.europa.eu/pub/pdf/other/stella_project_report_march_2018.pdf?dc7411d37fe3f659b9ed5cefaec725a4

Link is a diarrhea-tier shit token