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For fuck sake
S m h

I think it's bad news for the English game

*gun shot rings out in the plantation forest*
*sound of birds taking flight*

yes yes bradford... "the mordor" as I took a habit of calling it

unironically this
mandatory wilderness walks and semi-monastic isolation retreats

ahh mccain you've done it again

alri

bumping this question. also interested

doesn't google pay sites like Jow Forums that use picture captcha, because it helps them build their driving AI and recognition algorithm or something ?

Nice. I'm doing an essay on Critique of Pure Reason called Cucking of Pure Retards

alri Mary Wollstonecraft

What are the oldest structures in Africa outside Egypt

No.

do you even have wilderness no offense

picked up 2 more bottles on top of the 4 I already got..

heh heh.. Wednesday is practically the weekend right?

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lol

dont know
dont care
fuck google. hate the cunts with a seething passion

VAMOS MI SELECCION 2BH

Are you stupid

will we get the day off work when we win the world cup

The Poos of Man

Some.
We don't have the forests we should have though.

never met a Uruguayan in Britain

someone explain the appeal of drinking at home every day to me

any boss who sacks anyone for not turning up today is a bum

stopped drinking alcohol
it's nice but I find it too distracting and easy to get reliant on

desu the swedish definition of wilderness is very different from the anglo or irish definition of wilderness, seeing as how england is more densely populated than pakistan

powerlifting meet tomorrow lads

I seriously think the government should invest more money in beautiful natural spaces. Nothing lifts the spirits like walking in the woods or on the moor and hearing and seeing animals, just realising that it's possible to lofe a lofe of pure purpose completely different from humans. Nothing like seeing animals up close, life's magical.

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>what was so difficult about parenting in the past
it wasn't difficult, most jobs aren't difficult they're just time consuming. in the past you had to do it all BY HAND, meaning everything took longer. being a homemaker back then genuinely took all day to do the chores, no time to play farmville, shitpost on facebook or lay about on the sofa. get that through your thick womanly skull, susan.

look like a proper chad yet still am a loser

oh dear
youtube.com/watch?v=gYFNdY0ILJk

alri liam

alri stig

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look in the mirror ya bender

why though? lack of self confidence?

We're not creative enough; we're not positive enough

I poo therefore I bum willy wank

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How about you look in my pants

Do you realize that people in the most scenic places in the world also tend to be the most depressed? E.g. Alaska, Greenland (other Nordics too), New Zealand, Japan, etc. Going for a walk in the woods doesn't help. That's where you go to kill yourself, famously so in Japan but also in other places. You read about that here often; young men wander into the woods or the hills and never wander out.

yes

how do i get this

no father I guess

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Unironically the protopyramids of the Sudan

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British anons, don't be dumb enough to believe the people swordfishing you like I was. They just simply use your posts and pretend it's them.... in reality they turn out to be trash and you want to kys.

elaborate

i have a dad but he was away working 95% of the time as a kid

why can't blacks swim?
and why do they attempt to swim when they cannot swim?

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what are your openers

Nope, dont see anything there

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know one girl who says weird shit to me like 'you're really hairy' and keeps trying to touch me and shit

as a virgin freak I have no idea if she's interested in me or what

just fake it mate, i don't know how to explain it

hit on fat girls, let them boost your ego, then kinda ugly but skinny girls, then fit girls etc

you get to distract yourself from your own personal responsibilities without completely forgetting that they're there

Business idea: Convince idiots that a sentimental holiday will fix their clinical depression

Best way to get to gatwick from London?

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australian on a proxy?

>swordfishing
I think you tried to translate a Finnish phrase into English

rekt lol

Kiss her on a night out and see what happens

"nice glutes bro"

Don't be daft, Australia's not real

If you cant enjoy the woods then you probably should kill yourself

Boomer ways to solve mental illness

>Anorexia? totally made, should just force a burger down her throat

I think we'll go on getting bad results

>swordfishing
What is this?

look again

good post

are you the guy going to NYC?

as a fellow gorilla, let me tell right now

she wants your knob

cab

London Victoria

reddit tier joke

i think she fell for the negging meme, it kinda works on girls though funnily enough

Gatwick express. Can get it from victoria or claoham junction

absolutely nobody to look up to so I end up lost

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Private jet

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i've learnt a total of two words from my many hours watching brazilian piss-play lesbian domination, namely ''abrir'' and ''boca'', which i believe mean ''open your mouth''

>addiction? but it takes more effort to do it than not do it?!

*pulls out a striped pink and black armwarmer*

rawr!!11 xDDD

dunno why it came out upside down

source? There's really no reliable world statistics on depression and suicide rate doesn't support your claims

*drinks a 15 case and toots 2 grams of clean chang*
ahhh yesss forests

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>Depression?
>Quit being sad

The serious answer is bone density. Sub saharan africans have bones about 30% denser than Asians or Caucasians, so when they float, their mouth and nose aren't above the water. If I lie still in the water I'll be fine, if I were black I'd drown

look at it.

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I'm not even hairy though which is the weird thing

cheapest is Airport Transfers also has free wifi