Fuck Ukranian nazi "military"

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Thanks user. I just gotta get sober first
I'll post some army vids, my youtube is
youtube.com/channel/UCQ1f7ZZFYCA3dloLWrrab6A

Have you been issued a DNR passport yet?

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>Putin
>regime
Stop watching your media Juan. it's poisoning your mind

No, I only have a russian passport. (I'm pretty much illegally in Ukraine)
was born & raised in Moscow. came here because my mom lives here

LOL
the western media only talk bad about putin because he oppress faggots, not because he and his friends are corrupt

I don't really care what side you're on but how do you justify being a traitor?

I mean, you're helping a foreign nation conquer your own people.
>separatists
They're Russians.

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How would you know they're sending you to donbass though? Sounds like you might be full of shit.

>They're Russians.
They arent dumbass. They are legit Ukrainian seperatists

>traitor
LOL, I'm Russian you idiot
>Conquer
RETARDATION LEVEL OVER 9000
No one's conquering shit, there was a referrendum 7 80% of people voted to join the RF.
it's not conquest if people WANT it to fucking happen.
Literally everybody i know irl supports russia as well.
>Foreign Nation
>Implying Ukraine has any legitimacy to exist at all

I have no idea. I live in the area, so they probably would.
Never thought about that actually

Dumb Ukrainian troll

Thats not how it works. Russia doesnt send recruits to Donbass. It sends trained support staff only

>All those "specialists" of Donbass with western flags, who knows everything about Russia and Ukraine from their propaganda better than Russians and Ukrainians.

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Haкoнeц тa!!!!
Cпc бpaтaн, ты caм никoгдa в apмию нe хoтeл?

...For some reason I'm not trusting you.
Maybe I should go to russian voenkom and actually ask them about it
Regardless, going to army would improve me greatly (as I am a lazy fat slob of shit, who can only do 27 push ups)

i dont care about donbass, nazis or any of that, Russia killed Givi that is all that matters to me

Cмoтpи тaм ocтopoжнee, жизнь oднa, pecпaвнa нe бyдeт.
Удaчи, бpaтaн!

why do ukrainians hate russians so much

Ur gonna die but best of luck

Why would russia kill givi?

>Russia killed Givi
>

Cпacибo чyвaк
мнe нa cвoю жизyхy вce paвнo пoх нo cпacибo

>>>/leftypol/

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this is int, not Jow Forums

communists dont like putin LOL

Retard

>Why would russia kill givi?
To cover something up most likely the controversy with him in the prisoner.

youtu.be/DAo7go-4l0g
Fucking terrifying. Imagine willingly putting yourself out there

Dude...
I got all "2s" (the equivalevnt of F's) thoughout school
I can only do 27 push ups (at 85 fucking kilos)
I lost my virginity at 17 to the school whore

I have no fucking future anywhere except the military

>drunk, fat and naive 18 year old wants to go to war

You'll be skinned alive

Ehh whatever good luck dude. You might be fighting for a good cause, I don't really fully understand what's going on over there. Try not to shoot down any civilian airplanes

Recruits dont go to war unless there is war to go to. There isnt one in Russia. Only people on the Ukrainian front from Russia are assistance staff that have a military CONTRACT. You have to serve well over your conscription time and show enough proficiency to be offered a military contract.

>Only people on the Ukrainian front from Russia
Fits me perfectly =)
Don't worry over it. Even If I have to wash the toilets for a few years it won't hurt
(At least i might learn some hygiene)

Why didn't you just go join the militia at 16 if you want to fight so bad homie?

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I could?
Anyway, my mom probably wouldnt let me

Why couldn't you? If you manage to find a sufficient weapon and any amount of supplies to throw in, what are they going to do if you give them a sob story and tell them you wanted to fight, shoot you? You probably could've joined when the fighting was hotter.

Would your mom want to let you now? Probably not, and you're still gonna do it anyways is all I'm sayin

Except those people are mostly a select few military strategists. By the time you get to that level the war will be over

true. You're right.
But back then I wasn't really into politics.
More like csgo & TF2

Do you want to know the feeling of killing another man?

Hey, better to be a high ranking general than some bum without a school diploma?

I'm also pro Russian from ukrain. Good luck brat

These people is dumb and don't understand yes Russia is corrupt and bad but ukrain is even worse in every way possible. My retired family there work all life and doesn't get anything to retire. There is no work. The police there steal from you. The place is filled with dumb bydlo who blame Russia and Jews for everything. I have watched this place be destroyed in front of my eyes. Meanwhile my Russian family still gets their retirement money even when living in America. Yes Russia has many problems but Ukraine is worse and now drunk nazi bydlo are using this situation as an excuse to kill and destroy everything they can. Kill some bydlo for me brat good luck

Good luck then

not really.
but i can't watch children and women being bombed and raided and do nothing

>my mom probably wouldnt let me

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>You're defending this?

>is dat way
>Not using neo-nazis as frontline troops
Sad.

How long ago would you have reasonably considered yourself one of those children being bombed?

>Thanks user. I just gotta get sober first
Ahhh that explains your foolish plan to get killed.

The guy is full of shit. Hes not going to any war

Not if he enlists in the Russian military.
if he wants to fight he needs to go steal some rifle and get some ammo for it, winter clothing, and get in shape and maybe some luhansk militia apparel whatever that may be and he needs to just balls up and walk into novorossiyan lines and drop his passport in front of the commander of that unit and tell him he's fighting. That's the only chance he probably has to see any action.

>They arent dumbass. They are legit Ukrainian seperatists
Must be why so many were born in Russia.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparta_Battalion

>get in shape
that'd be hard
BTW I'm kinda sober now

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Don't encourage him. Dying at 18 is sad.

>that'd be hard.
Get to it then. It's summer, best time.
also quitting drinking would be a good start.

coming off any drug or alcohol bend and going to fight or train to fight is a no go.

Also good advice man
Not as sad as failing school, being a dissappointment, not knowing how to do anything, having zero life experience

Aight thanks man

That was a bad picture. I'll take a better one

Doesnt say anything about them being born in Russia

Good decision. More of you should go to war (no matter on which side) instead of turning my country into russian-speaking shithole.

Why do Americans think they know everything about everyone despite having the worst education about other countries and cultures?

I'm from Ukraine. Many people there spoke Russian over Ukrainian, many were orthodox Christian and many were catholic. The division got worse after fall of ussr. The more Ukrainian and catholic side has always been more anti Russian while the orthodox Russian side has always missed ussr days.
When situation in Ukraine got worse many wanted Russian government because they take care of their people more like for example retirement payment to elderly. So because of this situation both sides have got more extreme. Yes some Russians go to Ukraine to fight but most the separatist have lived there and are just angry over the situation so they pick Russia over Ukraine. Americans who believe Putin just really wants more land are idiots.

>my mom probably wouldnt let me
>HEY GUISE I WILL JOIN THE WARR 1!!

I know slavs are retarded but this is too much

He's a troll

Poland was always shithole, but now you have a couple Russians in your shit.

I'm really not...
I said I'd do it
in fact, I'll buy a bus ticket to Voronej right after I finish shitposting here & do my thing. I said I'd fucking do it

He may not die, who knows if theres even much fighting left going on at this point or by the time he'd even get to the front lines if he ever does.
Well if he's in Ukraine cause of living with his mom in the first place it makes sense not to leave, even if it wasn't on his own prerogative.
no problem I guess
and no need, if you need to work on your fitness do it.
but also just so you know I don't think these Nazis you see are a majority or even a very noticeable minority at that compared to the rest of the normal dudes you'd be fighting.

hope you get your faggot ass blasted away

Thanks dude.Also, I just did two handstand push ups
I'm pretty much sober and ready

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post russian passport with timestamp

Not to encourage you but if you join the Russian military I seriously doubt you'll see any fighting anywhere. Your best bet would be to join the Donbass armed forces. But I'd advise you to think about the consequences.

Your USrael has like 10x higher crime rate than Poland. It is going to change soon if we get flooded by the subhuman russian trash with skulls of apes even more. And when i say "russian", i mean everything that lives behind our eastern border. The Jew floods you with spics and niggers, while we are flooded with khazaric-asiatic version of niggers : russian-speaking post-soviet garbage

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>low IQ 18 year old thinks fighting for the ZOG is something worth being proud of
lmao
hope you die a slow death dumbass slavshit

Will do it.

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it's June my pal.
Also you will do which part?

Join either the Russian army or the DNR
Sorry, m bad.
I did say that'd i'd fucking do it in this thread tho

>he doesn't even know what month it is
Will this kid dying really effect the world negatively, or vice versa?

Russians and Ukrainians are brothers. You kill each other the interests of rich elite oligarchs competing for control.

More of these "soldiers" die from alcohol overdose than from bullets. This conflict lasts like 4 years already and number of victims on both sides is barely few thousand. Dumb katzaps cant even kill each other properly

There is literally no such thing as Ukrainian people. It’s entirely mythical made up concept equivalent to saying “Belgian people”

I will link my response with this guy's post if you do go the route of DNR, which is your only chance to do something, cause if you go with the Russians you will inevitably probably not even be in Ukraine again for some time, probably most of your enlistment other than possibly a tiny bit of leave maybe.
but if you do join the DNR, on the off chance you do fight as cringey as it sounds, you will be aiming at more or less your people, they are not all nazis as I mentioned before, most all of them will probably most closely resemble any 17-23 year old male in your immediate vicinity, and they'll just be there to follow orders, and maybe they just want their country back together. You need to think on that first. Also hopefully your mother has someone else other than just you if you do this.

> Russians and Ukrainians are brothers

But their countries are dying shitholes without economies so their only future is death and war

>Start a war
>Cry when people dies
Modern ammos aren't intelligent enough to identify and avoid kids automatically

You get it.
Ukraine is a bs country.
I'll cook up a follow up thread later (in the evening, after i come back from voenkom & tell yall if im in or not. As far as i know i dont have any diseases and my vision is aight so i should be good)
they might test me on alcohol, but i'll pretty much be sober when i get there

I don't know how to join the dnr or where to get weapons
Dude, i literally played csgo for the last 3 years, how tf am i suppose to know where to get guns?

if you truly wanted to do something in this conflict you'd join them, I don't think you realize that Russia will not pamper to your desires to join the (trained) soldiers they decided to spread throughout this conflict.
You're a man now, 18. Ask neighbors. Get online. or walk to the fucking front for fucks sake even. At this point the DNR should have a damned rifle lying around for you cause if they aren't able to supply you now they would've been ran over years ago.

good post

Good luck friend

>It's another episode of Russia sending their population all around and messing with the ethnical composition so that those lands can be forced into joining Russia

Literally the opposite of what happened

Ok. I have tor installed, maybe ill find some weapons on there.
Have a few k on me from online gambling, can do smf with it

A decent Romanian made AK here is like 800 USD
you can probably find some russian used SKS there for about 150 USD is my guess.

Cheaper than that dude. Weapons are probably floating around like candy there. Lots of excess stock in Eastern Europe.