ITT: Jow Forums in 1962

*has the world's highest living standards*

*doesn't even talk to you because you're Catholic*

Please, I don't wanna die. Hold me.

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LONG LIVE THE ETERNAL VICTORY OF ROMANIAN SOCIALISM!

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What nonsense are you speaking? Are you working with the reds?

This triggers the Southerner.

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A few years later and you'd have gotten shit thrown at you for singing this.

I love sitting in a traffic jam inhaling leaded exhaust fumes. No wonder baby boomers became fucking nuts.

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Go to Purgatory, Proddy.

"Hey big boy, wanna come back to my place and listen to some Charlie Mingus with me?"

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STOP SMOKING U BITCH IT'S BAD
FUCKING STOP. YOU FUCKING PUSSY. QUIT SMOKING

Kennedy is a loser of a president. I guess it's inevitable that Goldwater will be taking the oath of office in January '65.

It still sucks and it always will.

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>1:11
"With dignity and composure such that a king might envy, the Queen of Britain and many lands beyond the sea..."

Since this is 1962, those lands beyond the sea are getting smaller and smaller every year. :^)

Even better, all the people in those lands are now colonizing Britain.

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You are poor and your women are unofficially encouraged to "service" US servicemen. But at least you're not like the boys up north. :^)

In the 1960s, NK lived better than SK

Now, burger. It's time to go to Vietnam.

Go slurp some agent Agent Orange :^)

This was never really true. Consumer goods were always in short supply in the North and your access to them depended on how loyal you were to the regime. South Korea, although the people were poor, always had plenty of things to buy in stores and no labor camps if you happened to accidentally step on a newspaper with Kim Il Sung's face on it. Entire families of disgraced persons could be punished for that person's actions. You also could not live in Pyongyang unless you were of the privileged class and demonstrated exceptional loyalty to the regime and Kim Il Sung.

The North's per capita GDP was higher until the 70s but it was all heavy industry, energy, and military production with little benefiting the average person.

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But not for a few more years.

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I'm almost positive he's talking about a car and not his dick.

Kekkonen

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Ebin :DDDDDDDDD Den Lider in :DDDDDDDDD

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but your words don't comfort me. because Korea's GNP per capita in 1962 was just $120.

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I'd date Elvis in a second if I was a woman or gay. He's a cuddler, that Elvis. I like to be held and cuddled and...

He died while taking a shid :DDDDDD fug :DDDDDD

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>wow, boobs and bare butts
So lewd.

Fuggin gommies. :-DDDDD

Apparently South Korea's biggest export to the US in 1962 were straw doormats.

>59-103
>and now 54 years since we won the World Series.
But my Cubs will turn it around and win in '63, I'm sure of it.

and raw silk, pig's hair, hair for wig, etc.

Fuggin' Yankees I swear.

Hey guys, I just saw this on the cover of Life magazine. I've never heard of this country before, but hopefully it will be the last time I hear about this war they are having.

Surely no country will be that dumb to jump into this conflict full-steam and manage to completely lose.

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>1963
Year too early for that, nimrod.

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They're all 5/10s.

Boy I love living in a white majority nation.
Good thing the jews will never change this.

ussr did it first anyway so usa will always be riding the coattails of the soviet union.

Shit’s starting to get tense in Cuba lads.

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The overtaking began this year when Mariner 2 became the first successful Venus probe (the Soviets didn't have one that succeeded until 1967)

yeah but man in space will always be ussr's prize.

That Kennedy fellow has decided to support this "Diem" guy and just deployed 25k "advisors".

I sure hope America doesn't throw more men into this war and unnecessarily prolong it, while at the same time completely and irreversibly at the same time erode their image they built up from ww2, sow mistrust and division within their own country and create a political mistrust that will never be fixed for decades.

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Not man on Moon though or any Mars missions or the outer planets. ;)

>USSR firsts:
First satellite in space
First man in space
>USA firsts:
First atom bomb
First thermonuclear bomb
First ICBM
First man in orbit
First man on the moon
First probe on Venus
First probe on Mars
>German firsts:
First rocket

USA wins

>surfing in bikinis
Bad idea.

doesn't matter, ussr did it first and usa didn't. ussr wins

>First man in orbit
Soviets
>First man on the moon
Correct
>First probe on Venus
First successful probe was US, but we never tried to land on Venus
>First probe on Mars
First probe on Mars was Soviet but it died. Viking 1 was the first successful one.
>First ICBM
The first two R-7 test flights were made before the first Atlas test in June 1957, also Sputniks 1-2 launched before the first successful Atlas test.

Also Germany didn't invent the first rocket, that was Robert Goddard in 1926.

Please remove your proxy, Fyodor.

It is a good idea though depending on how you look at it.

have i challenged your superiority too much? just accept usa is not #1 in something or keep letting the cultural imperialism eat your brain.

They may be just models for all anyone knows.

It could be a good idea though depending on how you look at it.

Did I say we put the first human in space? No I didn't.

good, you agree. ussr won and usa lost.

Dude, the Kremlinbot is just going to argue with you all night if you keep feeding him.

Malaysia for Malaysians not Bumiputera

>the only people who challenge american imperialism are trolls or bots

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Bucharest in the early 60s--acres of numbing gray Stalinist buildings.

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comfy as fuck

Until you shop in the empty grocery stores or criticize the government.

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Hey bros, s-sure feels good to live in a prosperous industrial socialist n-nation, all thanks to our glorious leader Tito w-who is totally great and awesome and wise, unlike that poopoo head Stalin, r-right?

As long as you don't criticize Tito or express nationalist sentiments, all is good.

>tfw knocked up my 19y old gf
>commieblock with generous loans
>tfw factory worker
>only one more year for my first skoda

so this is the power of socialism, get fucked american warmongers

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wow this post aged well

Poor gommie don't know I can knock up my 19 yo gf, get a factory job, and buy a new Chevy with no waiting time. Also I can criticize Kennedy's haircut without a bunch of friendly men in black suits coming to have a "talk" with me.

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Dont forget
>Germany
First man-made object in space

>Paranoid, looking around nervously.
>"He-he gommunism is bad rite ?"

>sentences Milovan Djilas to another 5 years for writing anti-government literature

Maybe you'll be luckier than your uncle was back in '45.

kek, your chevy is shit also your black man fuck your wife

I saw a negro today.
If we don't do anything now our country will be full of them in 50 years.

Don't. Down here in Alabama the Yanks are trying to force us to accept them as our equals. We're trying to warn them, but they don't realize.

*gets v& for listening to West German radio*

i dont have a radio elmao, who cares about freedom, ppl are retarded and dont know whats good for them, i just wana cream into women and see my family happy, not some multidimensional chess event unfold infront of me

Tfw never seen a negro.

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Any chick who listens to CM would be probably into very kinky sex and possibly drugs. Not sure if want.

SHE'S REAL FINE MY 409

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