Your cunt

>Your cunt
>What is your religion?

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>Presbyterian

Roman Catholic

catholic larper

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nah

Roman Catholic

some shit I came up with by myself that needs very convoluted explanations to make any sense

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Nice country

I'm interested

None because I’m an adult.

None

>2000+18
>religion
It's all sandnigger lies, and you know it

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>raised Muslim
>became atheist when i was 11
>stayed that way for 15 years
>went on a long religious journey where I explored EVERY RELIGION
>Now a fully baptised Catholic who goes to Mass every Sunday.

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None, atheism

So you went from one brand of retard to another?

No. I went from one brand of retard to Catholic which is the truth.

Okay, but what religion?

Care to explain why?

None.

Catholicism is the truth because Jesus Christ literally says his Church is built on Peter. He is then martyred in Rome leaving behind his Holy See and a succession of Popes that exists to this day.

>Why Jesus
Because I'm now completely convinced of the Resurrection which was something I disbelieved before I was a Catholic.

>Because I'm now completely convinced of the Resurrection

Okay, but why?

1. Historical reliability of the Gospels. We have thousands of earlier manuscripts that cope 40 years after the death of Jesus which all say the same thing.
2. The absurd chain of events that took place shortly after the death of Christ. People began converting to this religion and then allowed themselves to be martyred. Why do that? Why would you be convinced of a dead man being the saviour of all humanity unless others corroborated that he rose from the dead?

It's harder to disbelieve than believe the resurrection.

...so you believe a man just suddenly rose from the grave and flew up into the sky? How does that work within the laws of nature?

>UK
>Islam

fake
>atheist at 11
>Muslim to Catholic

Because Jesus is not only man. He's fully man, fully God.
Believe what you want friendo. The real unbelievable stuff is the stuff I did between going from Atheism to Catholicism. I won't even go into that.

>Went from god is god to a man is god

honestly I blame your parents

I see you’re just going around in circles at this point. Pretty pathetic way to waste your life desu.

Please, you’re no better.

I feel you. We all end up in the same path.
Raised Catholic turn fedora atheist at 12 for 10 years.
Learn what it means to have absolute truth in the world; logical arguments lead me to Jesus and the Bible. Reas the King James Bible and Become Baptist for 7 months. But the difference in interpretations in key doctorines and reading church fathers led me back to Rome. Finally started getting my family to go to church.
Most Catholics and Christians aren't true believers; it's just cultural like my family. We never went to church.
Reading up on Isamic theology and things re starting to piece together, I want to convert as many as I can.

>Pretty pathetic way to waste your life desu.
What are you doing with your life?

UK
Irreligious but I was baptised so I suppose Anglican?
How did your family react when you became an atheist?

>Sweden
>23 y/o
>male
>Nordic
Orthodox christian.
Planning on reading up on the works of prominent Lutheran theologians like Emanuel Swedenborg.
Just haven't gotten around to it. Can't say I empathize much with Protestantism.

I don't believe a man is God. I believe God became man before returning to being God. Very different.
God still loves you user.
You returned to Rome but now want to become a Muslim? How did that happen?
They didn't care because I still did Ramadan (just for family purposes) and they thought it was just a phase. When I told them I was going to the Catholic Church, there was a massive argument. Now we don't talk about it.

Same thing as the rest of us, but at least I’m not lying to myself about it.

You guys need to understand in essence all religions have a common message, but some are more true than others.

Traditionalist school is right.

the cunt is visible above the first line of text in the form of a flag
might be too elaborate for monkeys to understand

>monotheistic (or rather only one god is a true god, anything else is lesser because they are)
>god isn't, everything and anything else simply is
>source of everything, unthinking, without intent, without will, unintentional, always wasn't
>everything that is, is in the same way
>no thing can be perceived objectively and no thing can be confirmed to exist objectively i.e. have a "true configuration"
>self-observation ("I think, therefore I am" and such) is considered circular logic because it relies on the self being real to process observed information of the self being real or not real and so on
>morality is entirely subjective but moralities can still be "false" (example: for earthborn life egalitarianism and pacifism are false because of natural selection)
>things are what they are but not what they are not as far as can be perceived, purpose/structure of something (non-rigid, can change) is superior to intent of it in defining what it is
>no thing can be invidual/unaffected as no thing is unaffected by other things that are knowingly or unknowingly
>god can not be an invidual despite not being and so uninteracted with because it is not and it has by being the source of things interacted with that which is
the quickest of run downs that should give you an extremely vague idea
explaining any of these properly would break character limit and need words that don't exist yet just like explaining any additional aspects
I don't do drugs and I was certified completely sane very recently related to a neurological issue, I just have had a lot of time to spend thinking

Thats right! Show them fellow atheist.
>Believing in Jewish mythology in 139AE (after Einstein).

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>139AE (after Einstein)
Why not AN (After Newton)

>I explored EVERY RELIGION
There are something around 4200 religions in the world. You are full of shit.

That green text is an amazing word salad.

You're right. That was an exaggeration. I should have said I explored every *major* religion. Which I in fact did.

I still have a major love and respect for Taoism.

Philippines
Roman Catholic, though not a very devout one. More of a cultural Catholic than a practicing one these days, though I still go to church at least once a month and pray whenever I pass by churches.

have you ever played those party games where you have to explain words without using the word itself or very closely related words?
this is like that but with abstract concepts nobody else seemingly has thought of if my searching escapades are correct

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deist/agnostic i suppose with a bit of a theory of my own

>anyone posting here not thinking that they’re going straight to hell for browsing a site that allows child pornography and cartoon horse porn

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>I don't do drugs
You probably should.

Fedora

Russian Pidorasion
Can't into religion, because no PROOFS

The beginning of your post was kind of Neoplatonic. Then you went full radical skepticism and nihilist before going into a kind of Early Platonism.

look around you

What's there?

lapsed Catholic
Hell

Pay Gun / DOOS VAULT Mega LARPer

Well, in that case hell doesn't look that bad as it was described.

Free trade

religion never mentioned anything about looking at computer screens and websites checkmate atheists

first leave you commie block and look around you. Theres ample evidence.

In Islam images of people are forbidden, so imageboard is not the best place to avoid hell.

I just did. No evidence yet.

LOOK and read the signs

You straight up have brain damage, dude. Seek help.

You mean like street signs? There is a speed limit sign. Does it counts?

It says "Don't park car infront of gates". Is that PROOF?

looking outside your commie block in russia atleast confirms satans existance

they don't seem very fun or beneficial

>radical skepticism
it's not that an objective reality exists and can not be perceived, it's that whether or not it even exists since there is no reason for something to hold a limited, understandable or even perceivable set of qualities
so I wouldn't really count it as skepticism, since the nature of reality is undefined and the working point skepticism moves on from is that there IS knowledge and/or information (which, here, is regarded as the product of an observer observing something that is, not as something that is by itself)
>nihilism
I clearly said that structure is the determining factor of what something is so biological life as it stands now has a meaningful purpose it is "designed" for, survival and propagation
unless you mean a "greater purpose" that's an invalid argument since everything that is is in the same way i.e. all purposes are equally meaningful

I have only glanced at the various forms of platonism since I like to avoid philosophical taint as much as I can but I guess you're pretty right about the resemblance

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None, I'm not retarded to believe in imaginary skydaddy
In other words, you have jackshit for evidence.

Praise the Gates.
Oh, cmon. It's not that bad.

May be he means signs like this
Piss stain that resembles Jizzus that christards literally made piligrimage to

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You defenetly should kiss it.

you just have to believe it first and then you'll project evidence because thats how it works

im sorry to tell you but.... you have schizophrenia

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A mix between traditional chinese folk religion and capitalism

Islam
not shia or sunny (no hadith followong)

I believe in ponies
Today I saw sunrise which means Celestia raised the sun with her magic and that reaffirms my belief. Do I get it now?

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Russian nature looks pretty good.

How comes that Singapore is so successful while it has dirty m*Slims within its borders ?

Sunni Islam of the school of Abū Hanīfa an-Nuʿmān ibn Thābit al-Kūfī

Canada.
Atheist but culturally Christian

No hadith following would be Sunni asch-Schāfiʿī school though

singapore is over 70% homogeneous chinese and keeps it that way everywhere, even in little india
t. went to singapore and the tour guide told me so

>Taiping Heavenly Kingdom
>Belief in the returned incarnate Christ and Heavenly King Hong Xiuquan

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amrika
muslim

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"cultural" muslim
don't pray, don't fast, but still have the essential prayer words memorised.
drink alcohol, fuck girls, do drugs, like any normal person.

only pork is a hindrance since i've never had it before and my chinese and indian friends won't introduce it to me.

>>Your cunt
Pakistan

>>What is your religion?
Islam

>to Juice: Jesus Christ PBUH was the Messiah, accept him
>to Christians: Jesus clearly told us of the Last Prophet PBUH and to follow him, become Muslim

Islam is not a new religion but the continuation of the religion of the One True God
The natural progression of the same religion
study for yourselves
choose and decide for yourselves
as I did

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Canada
None

I was raised Muslim. Prophet Muhammad was a pedophile and a liar.

You faggots are holding back the entire planet. If I had a button that killed every single Muslim in an instant, I wouldn't stop pressing that button.

ashhadu annaka himar

Okay Zhang now go play with your ugly hapa friends

Malta
Raised a Catholic, turned Atheist, now an avid worshipper of the female human form.

>study for yourselves
>choose and decide for yourselves as I did
not interested, desu

I come from a family of 11, and of my brothers, two are Muslim, and three of us are Atheists. I became an Atheist at 15 when I started reading the Qur'an. I tried to believe, but holy shit, that crap is just straight up 7th century mythology.

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Coffee

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t. basement dwelling bobbie the acne ridden teenager, level 99 edgelord and wizard

it is because of dweebs like you that make my day everyday with comments like that that I visit this place

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>greek orthodox
not even greek, but my parents raised me as one for some reason

>basement dwelling bobbie the acne ridden teenager
that actually has a nice ring to it. why would you try to convert people on here of all places?

because it is honestly one of the best things that has happened to me
I value it (Islam) more than anything I have in my possession
I have been here since 2006, in a way all you faggots here are kinda my bros
I thought I would recommend what helped me so much to you faggots

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I'm euphoric.

ok well I respect your dedication to your faith.

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Roman Catholic.

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