Want to do a crossdressing cosplay and act girly and ride my bf's big cock while all pretty and dressed up

>want to do a crossdressing cosplay and act girly and ride my bf's big cock while all pretty and dressed up
>get conscripted instead
Does this happen in your country, Jow Forums?

Attached: original.gif (500x281, 940K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rwF6BDJEfcc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

you should stop being gay, not good for you

I'm straight though....

>cross dressing
>bf
?

Conscripted for what?

For being a vassal state for imperialists?

3 conventional cruise missiles would wipe out your tiny ass country.

Hot, where do I get a gf like you?

How is the life in Singapore?
I've always imagined it to be amazing.
Living in one of the most advanced places on Earth. Basically a city state.
There is everything you need and the goverment really cares for you providing top notch services.

>want to do a crossdressing cosplay and act girly and ride my bf's big cock while all pretty and dressed up
>be ugly and lonely

Are you a girl (female)?

no

Good luck then. I'm sure there are enough desperate guys that would still be your bf though, no matter how ugly you might be.

I am 100 straight my self but do cross dressing and want bf as well

It's terrible and the government is fascist...

Exactly! I'm straight as a very straight stick!

if you grow long hair and go west someone normal will want to pump you full of cum

it's little thought about, but sadly true...

impossibru

>>want to do a crossdressing cosplay and act girly and ride my bf's big cock while all pretty and dressed up
mega gay

>Singapore
>advanced
Lmao

i wish somebody wanted to ride my big cock

I have a bf already! And he's in the west!!

You spelt "mega straight" wrongly sweetie

>crossdress so hard
>transition
>so many poor ppl in my country no need for draft since they all join military for job+college

u mad singapoor

Straight? You literally said you want to dress up as a girl and get fucked by your boyfriend

Isn't that the straightest thing ever? My bf is straight too

Are you the gayposting based sg guy what went to ns?

Who are you? Papilon Soo soo?
Do you say
"Me so horny, me lub you long time?"

Attached: 1516899196751.jpg (497x427, 106K)

No, I'm not a p*Noy

army is full of boys who lacks sex. do your gay stuff there

Not really, I did drag on parties already though, it was fun

I don't like Asian boys and I HATE s*Ngaporeans and my bf is white!!

How long is conscription even?

is this you?

youtube.com/watch?v=rwF6BDJEfcc

warning: contains kissing that may induce a boner

And then you realize you have manly voice and are not twinkish

Attached: 6D44A4C5-FFB2-4207-80E0-1751B2322A44.png (374x535, 133K)

That's not me, I'm not a ladyboy! I'm just a crossdressing twink~

24 months

Can you get out of my life? Seriously, y

Based sissy poster I missed you

Blame the Russian asshole. He always finds me even though I don't like him.

But I’m not in your life, what are you talking about? Also, how’s the army? Did they make you do something new, or is it still stagnant as fuck?

Attached: A6CD92FC-2563-4B6D-9AC5-F71851734152.png (1000x1000, 349K)

I’m sorry you get drafted, I hope it will be fine and you can live your dream life afterward

Oh, you don't seem like the idiot russian who loves to harass people. Sorry I mistook you for him then.

It's alri, since I'm an office clerk. Would be a lot worse if I were in a combat vocation.

Thanks qt

No, you got it right, it’s me. You’ve gotten more defensive than before, did they break you?

Attached: C49C2993-98E9-4904-9607-CF83BCDC183B.jpg (1920x1080, 192K)

sad

Attached: 1529579795265.png (454x600, 263K)

I'm not defensive. I've just grown to hate you. And it's been the case since before I went in.

You're just a complete cunt much of the time.

Yeah, I know. Made it into “profession” now, so I can bully people all day long

Attached: D0DDB31B-E864-49CC-A8A5-7769D35CA604.jpg (1080x1350, 169K)

How many bread crusts a day does the kremlin pay you for?

>a first worlder tries to talk to me
>seriously expecting reply
Lmaoing at ignorant f*rstoids

based

>he's bringing his forced memes into my quality thread
aaaaa

How is it straight? Your boyfriend fucks you (A boy) while you dress up as a girl, just because you dress like a girl doesnt make it any less gay

>straight man helps straight man cum with the help of a little penetration
>Swedes consider this gay

What does the government put in the water here to make everyone so gay?

Attached: Pinkdot-Festival-601.jpg (925x600, 757K)

>military service is bad for gays

Holy shit, lad. You should just apply for the navy. "Every ship is a brothel," etc.

s*Ngaporeans are the least physically and emotionally appealing nationality

>quality thread

Attached: 0D0C8383-4772-4E7F-8F69-3BBE3E4812A4.jpg (719x1000, 108K)

Me too

Attached: Blank+_f4eadbfa4ea138d5cfe3d9a66476a37c.jpg (800x822, 275K)

You aren't straight, you are doing something gay, and you make it even gayer by dressing up

Just fuck your Encik

>implying you will not meet strong, aggressive qts there

Attached: 1495751968971.jpg (600x624, 408K)