How do I get surgery without the nurses making fun of my penis size?
How do I get surgery without the nurses making fun of my penis size?
Jack Stewart
Kevin Cook
Get your peepee extended at the Australia cock clinic
Alexander Bell
>aus poster
Samuel Thomas
admit to it before she sees it
that way you won't feel embarassed and she'll aready know whats down under (or whats not down under ifyouknowwhatimean)
Owen Phillips
They'll only talk about your penis if it's abnormally big and giggle.
Andrew Cruz
>expected australian flag
>got australian flag
Aiden James
How to increase cock size?
Mine is only 5" when erect, 2" when flaccid.
Owen Turner
that's a good size.
Asher Robinson
I've had surgery and even ejaculated on a nurse by mistake, they were really cool about it
Tyler Martin
What’s your surgery gonna be?
Are they gonna insert catheter in your urethra?
Just a protip. Deep breathly when they insert the tube.
Also, your firsy pee after they removed it is so painful.
Tyler Flores
how did that happen
Samuel Richardson
Story?
Chase Sanchez
just b urself
Jason Butler
Basically I had varicocele surgery and they pretty much end the blood flow to a certain vein, it's not a very interesting procedure but you don't wear any underwear just a sort of skirt-like robe and I stayed at the hospital for 12 hours. The nurses would have to check on the vein every hour or so, and varicocele itself is an enlargened vein in the left testicle btw. Anyway one of them was like really hot 20-something with a big ass cute blonde. I got a boner the first time they did the check but the fourth time I just ejaculated when she touched my thigh to check the vein. I got really embarassed but the nurses were cool about it they just giggled a little
John White
Removal of webbing
Anthony Peterson
oh and I forgot to add the other nurses were actually really good looking too. I was very horny when I was a NEET, I am not as horny now because of stress from work and school.
Charles Clark
The fact that they were cool about it and giggled makes me think you're attractive.
Sebastian Turner
you must have small testicles, can you grow a beard?
Adrian Cooper
A patchy one
Ryder James
Have a big penis like me
Joseph Russell
No wtf. My hand can cover 70% of the total. All the penises I see in porn are bigger than mine.
Robert Wilson
You're the guy with the scrotum issue right?
You're not going to have an erection during surgery I suspect so what's the worry? You can't really judge penis size form a flaccid penis.
They also wouldn't say anything out loud.