Itt we share Jow Forumsernational jokes

Itt we share Jow Forumsernational jokes

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Man comes home and yells to his wife "I won the lottery, pack your bags"
Wife "great, where are we going?"
Man "we are not going anywhere, buy you're leaving"

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How do you tell if a Muslim is the good kind or a bad kind?
Check his pulse!

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>Todos los años la cigüeña venía con un hermanito más, bueno, la cigüeña ya no venía, vivía con nosotros. Cómo sería, que cuando papá llegaba a casa del trabajo, tenía miedo de preguntar ¿qué hay de nuevo?

¡¡¡JAJAJAJAJA!!!

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how do you spot a vegan?

[spoiler]they tell you[/spoiler]

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Ha ha ha ha so funny! LOL
As expected from a fellow german!

You know its funny because a common stereotype about vegans is that they fell the need to tell everyone that they are vegan

Klaus pls, never explain a joke

I'm pretty sure he was meta-joking.

You never really know with g*rmans, though.

hahaha now i get it lol!

Jejejeje

Probably a Turk larping as German

Hmm... Fascianting. The greatest mind of our times will need to analyze that statment in order to extract the many deep layers of comedy that rest within.

Husband comes home to his wife and tells her: "here honey, i brought you some aspirin for your headache"
The wife replies: "but honey, i don't have a headache"
So the husband says: "oh you don't have a headache? Then let's fuck"

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Easy bait and idiots are still falling for it, truly WE are the masterrace

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>it was just a ruse

Jejeje me gusta

What's the difference between japanese netouyo and a pit bull?

Eventually a pit bull lets you go

WHAT CALL GAY MAN IN NORWAY???
SWEDE TOURIST!!!!

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HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A BELGIAN???
YOU PUT HIM IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HIM THE FRIES ARE IN THE CORNER!!

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Based German humor

my North Korean mail order bride came in today...
I sent her back because she was defective

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What do you call someone who paints portraits of Finns?

A Khan artist

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in America