/brit/: manchild edition

Is Gareff one of (((them)))

>We're a team with our diversity and our youth that represent modern England
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anime

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get it together, drinking is pathetic

I want Emma Watson to piddle in my mouth.

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I've been a mod of Jow ForumsAtheism for 3 years. I keep the job because I like banning annoying Christians.

RIP my nigga Fingolfin

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Why would you even compare Aus to the UK? If you want some competition then get rekt

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>18c
>can barely swim in

How much of a Nancyboy are you fucking hell

we must entertain the notion that it may not actually be coming home

I admittedly have a small penis. But that's none of your business.

Many women actually prefer a smaller penis.

Buying myself a SINGLE chocolate bar since I've been a good boy today

Have you ever swam in that temperature
Sea temps aren't like air temps

climate change is legitimate and abortion is infanticide. simple as.

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>The ancient Greeks believed that small penises were ideal.[32] Scholars believe that most ancient Greeks probably had roughly the same size penises as most other Europeans,[32] but Greek artistic portrayals of handsome youths show them with inordinately small, uncircumcised penises with disproportionately large foreskins,[32] indicating that these were seen as ideal.[32] Large penises in Greek art are reserved exclusively for comically grotesque figures,[32] such as satyrs, a class of hideous, horse-like woodland spirits, who are shown in Greek art with absurdly massive penises.[32] Actors portraying male characters in ancient Greek comedy wore enormous, fake, red penises, which dangled underneath their costumes;[35] these were intended as ridiculous and were meant to be laughed at.[35] In Aristophanes's comedy The Clouds, "Mr. Good Reason" gives the character Pheidippides a description of the ideal youth: "A glistening chest and glowing skin,/Broad shoulders, a small tongue,/A mighty bottom and a tiny prong."
Living up to the Greek ideal.

not him but I swam in 6-8c often and I've swam in a frozen lake before. 18c is a fucking bath

what kind of chocolate bar?

there is no bigger cope than when you have to dredge up ''muh greeks liked small penises''

I was born in the wrong generation

Ok "Stewart" Wong

fat cunt

Obviously I have yes, I have lived here all my life you mong

>Now my dear. before we clamber into bed, let me tell you about the ancient Greeks.

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the jewish porn industry brainwashed society into desiring big dicks so women would race mix with africans

BIT HOT OUT

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redpilled & based

is that thai lad real?
i don't mean thailad, the other one

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got with a 17 year old girl in sweden when I was 19

>Meiji
Fucking love Meiji, always use their milk and they have good snacks.

Might skip my run today, go buy some magnums and monster and finishing fixing my pc.

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meiji chocolate milk and a double chicken pizza toasty from 711 in thailand is a meal fit for a king

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Fuck that, buy some fruit pastille lollies they’re the GOAT

there've been a few thailads, there's alan, the original and there was one who posted for several months about a year ago

7/11 toasties are on point. They'd make a killing in the UK.

I love magnums.

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this usb desk fan isnt doing the job may invest in a massive dyson fan

Asians cant come up with anything by themselves. Just copy / steal / edit them a little and sell tons.

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Stepping into a 7/11 in Thailand is the best feeling in the world

where the fuck have you been

i was in thailand for a month and a friend of mine was eating 3-5 of them a day

t. proud inventor of the cheese knife

Will he get sacked, lads?

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I ate loads when I was there too, especially when you’re on a long distance bus and they only places they stop are 7/11’s the only thing you can eat is those toasters and the crab curry flavour crisps

and what did finland ever invent

>nokia 3310

literally all your meme country has contributed to the world

because of the aircon?
The UK
Fair play to him, I have a couple for lunch occasionally.

Why do you defend the asians so much? lol

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>I have a couple for lunch

fat fuck

crisp nonce

sneaky, sneaky asian thieves :3

>Swan Lake
literally Star Wars haha

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me mums keeps wanting to buy one of those
its 200 quid for a fan, what a load of noncense

oh it's you

why is it asians instead of black people today, at least keep your gimmick straight

>implying the velvet owl can be sacked

they became a staple of my post night out snack
only thing i disliked about 7/11 was the incessant use of plastic bags

Stop stealing our shit. Just stick with anime okey? k.

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Unlikely. I assume he'll get a fine. People love him and it was just a mistake. They'll probably take all the money he 'earnt' from the branding over the WC start-finish dates as a fine or something.

rorke cannot go a minute without screeching about non-whites

Yeah exactly, the aircon in 7/11’s is nuclear level and it’s amazing

any Mao Zedong man in?

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Yea me too, beat Asian sweets brand ive tried
I get their milk too since Vietmilk tastes awful

and shitty food. I don't understand how hard is it to cook meat properly...

>wiping you botty with anything other than user's bum-cream
grim!

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All they really eat is some raw fish and noodles. And white ppl mass producted foods ofc.

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get me one while you're there

I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down on 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down.

Hopefully
Yeah it bugs me a bit too, also straws, they have given me straws for things like a huge container of milk and cooking oil.
Lovely when you've been outside for a bit.
Yeah not a fan of most other brands here too. Thank you based nips.

off now so don't expect replies.

>£1.2M project is now at risk (possibly doomed) after a key engineer quit in a huff over a fucking parking spot dispute
>tl;dr: his spot got taken away and he'd have to park a ten minute walk away

ah yes love this company

love sminem

Yea ok
*picks up the cheapest Chinese brand with grains of rice in it and the thinnest chocolate layer ever*

>white guy poses existential questions as his "problems"

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he pure

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amazing how immature some adults can be

>in charge of building cities
>whines and throws a paddy over a 10 minute walk

kek

leaving toil without giving notice after I get paid tommorow lads

can't wait to see toilberg's rat face when I hand him my key

>supporting toilberg after he tried to fuck with the key engineer and the key engineer actually stood up for himself
IDK about you but I think the engineer took the right option, I wouldn't want to park 10minutes away that's a long time in the morning when you're tired and going for toil.

oi oi hello

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met heaps of people like this in corporate work environments. they should be hanged

Everyone's running around like headless chickens, managers meeting non stop since morning. I wonder if it's the heat what done this.

>be engineer

>be in charge of huge projects, incredible maths and shit, high stress levels, have to be out on site and in the office constantly etc

>get paid less than some computer runt who sits in a chair all day and types a few lines of code that don't even run

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wish this gremlin would stay home he was the problem with england

why do all asian girls look disgusting af guys?
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thank god for anime and larping

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for me it's ariana aimes j.o.i.

*invoices you for two weeks wages*

I get paid for doing nothing at all

STOP STEALING OUR SHIT OK?
NVM TOO LATE *BANG*

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