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Liam Sanchez
Brandon Cook
Heard a domestic across the road. Heard glass smashing then yelling then crying. Fucking Maoris
Justin Campbell
Something tells me that there's a followup to that picture.
Nathaniel Morgan
Good evening everyone I hope you're all doing fine tonight.
Kayden Campbell
Hey flip-kun! How are you?
Jaxon Hill
I'm doing good kiwi-kun I'm turning into a new person now.
Jordan Williams
How so
Wyatt Wright
I won't act very hostile towards all the people here doing lewd acts. German user made me realize that I sound repetitive.
Adam James
cricket lads
Jose Torres
You don't sound repetitive, Germanon just doesn't want his lewd acts to be called out
Jason Rodriguez
>tfw no gf to run her fingernails over my back
Ian Myers
>tfw no leg spinner to force me to push one to fine leg on the off chance of a 1
Wyatt Jackson
BASED EDITION
Aaron Gonzalez
I kinda feel that way kiwi-kun, I'll just go with the flow from now on. (Lewd acts not included)
Isaac Perry
hey man I was just joking around, didn't think you'd take it so heavily, it's not like I'm some super original poster myself.
Anthony Morgan
Cricket posters are the worst
Ryan Williams
Hello Flip-kun!
Don't do that! Deliver justice on Germanon!
Connor Martinez
Yeah all you talk about now is dominating Swede
Levi Bell
it'd be fun though, something about seeing someone who hated gays before become a total slut, it really gets me going.
Cooper Scott
Don't feel bad its just the truth I always sound like that.
I won't do that to German user he is a good fella.
Andrew Lee
Well, Sweden and Germany aren't that far apart, you could meet in the middle in Denmark
Andrew Gomez
His transformation was quite... Remarkable
Hudson Green
Heyo gang!
My tummy hurts.
Daniel Reyes
Today at 2000 GMT, yes.
Christopher Thompson
Wh-Who wants my balls?
Samuel Moore
Gonna do a dirty wank.
Mason Wilson
Hello! What's got your stomach like that?
Jacob Nguyen
Why is this thread filled with filth?
Jeremiah Jones
/ausnz/ irl
Michael Taylor
Don't sweat it man.
Were you the one who likes gardening? How are your plants coming along?
Ryder Sanders
>Why is this thread filled with filth?
Because Its f u n
James Jones
M-Me...
Alexander Jackson
Didn't see Flip-Kun here...
I'll try to behave buddy.
Lucas Scott
Christian Roberts
How drunk are you on a scale of one to 10
Cooper Morales
6.7-7.4 drunkness.
Jacob Miller
>tfw its only fun for me but nobody else around me when im drunk
havent touched alcohol for quite a while
Cooper Scott
You're really beating me on the drunkenness scale
Cameron Baker
BUT my beer is outta arms reach!
GIVE ME A SLAVE RIGHT NOW
Charles Wood
They're doing great! Some of the flowers are already blooming and it made me really happy
Hi friend.
Caleb Green
Hey it is not a race cutie.
Xavier Brooks
>beer
That's how you get fat. Stick to spirits
Justin Robinson
You can thank me for that. I turned him from a bully to an accepting person. The rest of the reward belongs to the Kiwi with legs.
Show us your garden Flip-kun!
Dylan Martinez
good to hear, i dont know anything about it, but my mother likes her garden a lot, sometimes i get some fresh chives or parsley from it for my potatos.
Isaiah Gomez
>tf i will one day be a western backed dictator of this country while in a sea of Chinese influence
You all best behave right now.
Ethan Green
*looms over you*
Matthew Torres
Who's that?
Parker Evans
Muscular and elite.
John Gomez
Swede went from anger to posting pics of his buldge
Brody Rivera
Money for loyalty.
Bullets for opposition.
Jacob Collins
>Sinner
Noice
Jace Clark
How do I deal with porn addiction, lads?
Henry Green
>It's not a competition
That's what they all say
(I dont think I can drink while on meds anyways)
Hudson Sanchez
bmac
one of the titans of NZ cricket
Jonathan Long
More porn until you burn out.
Cooper Rodriguez
I'll do that tomorrow morning because its raining here.
Gardening is calming for some people,
you should try it hehe.
I can't imagine such a good person being a bad dictator :).
Ethan Jones
hey
hey you
go breed and produce children who are members of the white race
Jace Hernandez
He will make New Zealand great again like Duterte in the Flip-peens
Caleb Allen
But children cost money
Angel Nelson
>I can't imagine such a good person being a bad dictator :).
Thanks Satan.
I'm glad I have your blessing.
Joseph Sullivan
*spreads civil unrest among the population by showing them posts from /ausnz/ threads*
i will overthrow you, and you will become a german colony
Ryder Ross
Carson Torres
I'm going to use my smol boi powers and call all my fellow manlets to arms, overthrowing your gay German empire
Parker Green
*retreats to the south an declares you an invading force*
A South Island under my iron fist and a German backed FOREIGN occupied North Island..
At least I would have an enemy to rally the people towards.
Luke Walker
>small boi powers
step aside manlet
Bentley Lewis
anyone need a stream?
Justin Hill
You probably have around 8 inches on me but I know how to take on tall bois from attack on titan
Camden Hughes
Yeah
Brayden Jackson
*pisses on you*
Here is a stream yank.
Ian Flores
*unzips*
Open wide lad.
Colton Jenkins
RUDE
Anthony Hill
Dictators always falls in a bad way, I hope headpats stop you from doing that.
Duterte is becoming a bad meme now, people are legit getting pissed off now.
Adam Peterson
dw he'll just throw them out of helicopter
David Murphy
It's very quiet at the hospital now. Most have gone to bed. I hope I will leave this place for good tomorrow & not come back for a third time.
Evan Richardson
Are they? I thought the general population liked him desu
Kayden Hall
Did you wank today lads?
Blake Adams
Not me!
Head pats will keep me on the path of righteousness.
I'll employ you as chief head patter.
Julian Green
That's good. Try and get a nice rest
Camden Gomez
two times already
Jonathan Richardson
Can I get a job? God knows I need one
Jaxson Baker
I hope you don't go back either...
I'm honestly worried for you buddy.
Please keep us updated, I got worried when you weren't for a couple of weeks...
Lucas Powell
I think the biggest meme about him is giving guns out if you promise to fight drugs. "Oh yes Mr. Duerte I will fight the "crime"
Charles Johnson
That's scary Desu
I don't want to meddle with politics but people are kinda getting pissed off when he cursed god.
Kiwi kun as a dictator is becoming the cutest scary thing.
Zachary Scott
I haven't wanked for a week...
Feeling it right now, need to lewd!
My balls are near exploding.
Angel Garcia
We'll get onto it then
Levi Smith
>swastika braids
>freckles
>hat about to tip over
This artist seems confused.
John Smith
what's wrong with freckles?
Aaron Garcia
>balls
I have some replacements for you.
Gavin Rivera
Well hello, Hos everyone going?
Think the letter going flying across the page not help
Cooper Powell
No
Charles Fisher
I'm good. Whatcha doing up at 1:40am lad?
Blake Kelly
>Think the letter going flying across the page not help
What did he mean by this?
Not even memeing.
Joseph Brooks
Sleep deprivation sounds like
Joseph Hall
And oh my dreams, it's never quite as it seems
Cause you're a dream to me
Dylan Gomez
welche android games zockst du?
David Hill
Is this where we discuss the cricket? Yes? Good.
Ian Gomez
Sebastian do you love me?
Please say yes.
Ethan Ramirez
I love all of God's children, of course. I don't like you though.
Aaron Nguyen
Thats not good enough Sebastion.
Say you like and love me.
Michael Robinson
Gah! I accidentally slept in the living room. Getting comfy is scary.