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>Drugs? Naw I don't need a high to feel happy

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Going to sleep lads and gonna wake up for the England game in about 5 hours sleep tight

drugs are not a personality substitute

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actually are though

Got a big skull
Always the last couple notches on snapbacks

miss the PNG lad

*remembers Woodstock*

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sort of are, i realised i hate all my mates when they're sober and i only get along with them when they're drunk or high

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feel like shit just want them back

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sounds like drugs really improve your life there

car won't start

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I’ve talked about wanting to know what Emma Watson’s farts smell like but I also want to know what they sound like.

listened to the turner diaries audiobook on 'tube
jesus christ what a whiny twat

the virgin freak

youtu.be/aU4ehgnTjVg

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*brap*

21
Still wondering what the right age for moving out is

any good documentaries on drugs, serial killers, psychology lads?

Druggy degenerates should be put in prison for a minimum of 10 years

GREAT SOUTHERN LAND

I've reported you and will keep reporting you for spamming until janny deigns to give use freedom from your awful posts.

Mindhunter

my diary desu

forgot to log out of youtube when i gave my laptop to me niece so now all my recommendations are kids vlogs and toy unboxing videos
fuck sake

*scuttles toward you*
>whaaats your faaaavourite mooooovie????

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but it's easier to get drugs in prison than out

would fuck this lad right up the arse

nonce

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Anyone found with drugs in prison should be shot on sight

seen it already lad

HH brother

Enjoy your ban.

cringe

how can tesco sell 18 cans of coke for €9 where do they make money

most drinks are really cheap to make

Mick paddy bastard. Want a potato Mr. paddy? How about some stout or some whiskey? Paddy paddy paddy.

Kill yourself Sicilian subhuman NIGGER

Don't take drugs
Don't drink alcohol
Don't consume caffeine

most supermarkets make their money from trading with the cash in the tills

Guess again Seamus.

alri norn ireland lad

>€

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*pushes you over and starts kicking you*
*chants "virgin" repeatedly at you, in time with the kicks*

Explain

I would never say this
As you know I'm 1/8th Irish myself

can you get pregnant from pig semen

asking for a friend

poo
wank
shower
see you later

>

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Depressed

>>

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want Josie to fart down my throat

some 31 year old femoid is chatting me up on reddit after posting frequently on braincels for a couple of days

wants me to rate her

>I would never say this
>As you know I'm 1/8th Irish myself

Sick of online-dating girls desu, what a horrible culture we've created

if you're not going to post her pic you need to fuck off

Keyboards broen cnnot type it out

Fuck sake these posts are supposed to be the same. I am having problems.

anime

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want to go on holiday but no one to go with

I want to pump Emma Watson full of semen.

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worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-fertility-clinic-accused-of-inseminating-women-with-pig-semen/
here's the article, there no source, no author, and the picture is stolen from this article
nytimes.com/2010/05/13/world/asia/13china.html
also no big news network has an article on this

it's a hoax

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The earth is 6000 years old

ill come
where we goin

french call cats ''le shat'' lol

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Cannot wait

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does not appeal to me in the slightest

You’re luck I’ve run out of goblin images on my phone and can’t be arsed to save some more or I’d goblin you further.

Why Piers Morgan on tv

>You’re luck I’ve run out of goblin images on my phone and can’t be arsed to save some more or I’d goblin you further.

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Not won the world cup yet crikey

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my dad has a half caste friend and he looks very much like these mutt images

I reckon a man has to be gay to be a figure skater. There’s no way I’d be able to do that without popping a chub.

hugh mungus what

England should lose to Belgium so they get an easier draw

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small club mentality

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