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obsessed

Just don't pay attention to them.

hey albert, whatchu been up to, havent seen you in a while

Not much, just been doing a lot of yard work and stuff for my landlord. Anything new with you?

I swear to god I had the idea of using that for OP and then i saw this gen.

what is this? some kind of general for bukkake enthusiasts? disgusting.

naahhh just chillin' gonna go out to photograph soon

Nice. What kind of camera do you use?

Rx10 ii

any of you have an idea of what this says? It's a first name, probably Polish. I can't read old-timey cursive for SHIT.

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casimir

yeah I think you're right
thanks

ye

is this your great-grandpa's immigration certificate or something

no this is somebody who I'm trying to establish if I'm related to or not.

My great-great grandfather told an immigration official when he arrived in the US that he was going to be staying with a brother. Two years later his wife arrived and said she was staying with a brother-in-law. I'm trying to figure out who that brother was.

Wiggity

boteman

teach us the ways of the sea

If you start on someone's starboard side and cut across their bow just to pass port to port, you stink at boat

Hate it when people do that, especially when you're trying to not bump people and they just show up out of nowhere and are like "Oh sorry :^)"

3deep5me

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If you go from left to right in front of someone's way, you're a jerk

That's what he's saying

4deep6me

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Currently 92°F in my own bedroom if I'm to believe the thermometer

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Gotta throw the whole climate away

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It's 92F outside rn but inside it's 71

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its 100°F here today

>1 (4).gif
god bless

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ty

Woudn't mind it if it was just outside but I'm supposed to sleep here and I don't have an AC licence

>an AC license
are you meming

Open your windows, close your blinds, weigh them down, and go in the nude if it's really that hot

>AC licence
This is a joke right?

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patrician

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what is it with euros and refusing to use AC

AC loicences are given to old people first so they don't die of heat wave and very few are left for young people
There was a lottery for the last ones in my town but white people were immediatly disqualified on the grounds that muslims suffer more from the heat because of Ramadan

I put the poor in yuropoor tbf

my
god

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Hardly

They're silly billies who like warmth for whatever reason

Unsure whether I should keep going this is my first ebin troll

its like taking off state flags and burgerposting dumb things in random threads lmao

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Pfft, whatever. Not like I believed it or anything.

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>Tfw I will never make it to an "American education" screencap

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Got docs for this

youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

bamp it

Post em while I'm off taking a shower
Also how was that photographic walk

Was asking for em, but it was a prank right
Also good gonna post soon

hello i can post again

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Henlo.
Were you b&?

no captcha wouldn't work
probably could have got on sooner but I didn't think of it

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Ah yeah my bad
Sure was a prank, I'm not à British yet thanksfulky

may go do an exercise in a bit

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Do it
I started working out again 2 days ago and I already feel unironically more attractive to the female eye
Works with male eye too if you're gay, I can never remember who's from the other side ITT

it's just me and south dakota

why is le based joo such a two faced piece of shit

All nu-elites are irredeemable garbage who fancy themselves geniuses because they read and were okay in debate club

Noted

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I wish I could read

How the fuck is illiteracy real lmao like nigga just understand the words ahahah

i wish i had a reason to live

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I can only provide a reason to hate
youtube.com/watch?v=lLvLU3TI30U

just made my music player look like the Matrix

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ok

Are you the hacker known are Jow Forums ???

i m leejun xD

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hackertyper.net/

I'm I N

tfw no qt welder gf

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I have the exact same shoes ama

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Why do you wear women's shoes?

are you a welder from virginia? will you be my gf?

reshaded

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Because I live in western Europe so I can also wear a scarf and no one will question my sexuality

Welded some stuff in high school and worked with a woman named Virginie this winter hope that's enough

Nobody will question your sexuality if you wear a scarf in the cold either you dolt

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tfw no south dakota bf

tfw Texan bf

wtf I thought it was considered kinda gay in the US
Not talking about Minnesota tier cold of course, that's a matter of survival

If you wear a scarf above freezing you're a turkey-necked sperg

Parisians btfo

Where are the Georgians

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Parisians aren't human

At work

>At work

Lmao nerds

>he doesn't shitpost while getting paid

>

Thanks to unemployment bux I do

out the window

there once was a european. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end.

Where is the cuck boi at