Tfw American girls are too dumb and only want to talk about kanye and make up

honestly if some people don't delude themselves into thinking that women are better somewhere they'd probably blow their brains out

>he actually thinks there's a difference
Euros just present themselves better. Maybe they won't be as much of a whale either, but that's about it.

I agree. Now give me my smoking hot smart down-to earth american cowgirl

b-be my gf (male)

Well cant I have a bf who is not only after sexual favors?

you low iq burger, grass is always greener on the other side. european women are super feminists, you have no ide what you are babbling about

If I wear a strap on, would I qualify?

what is the point of a gf who you can't do sexual things with though

>not only
>NOT ONLY
As in, sexual favors is included but NOT ONLY that. Not sure if you’re retarded or retarded

Even """educated""" girls with a masters degree are impossible to converse with, especially if she's your gf.

source : impossible to not get ex gf full mad retard when talking about many topics if I'm not agreeing with what she says. and know several other girls of the same type.

didn't read it well enough sorry

are guys in the philippines not into cutesy relationship stuff? why not, machismo?

the irony is that if you go to rural america you will find the best qts who are untouched by degeneracy,they are traditionally minded women

Ah you are an actual girl (female).

Then you would qualify even without the strap

youtube.com/watch?v=oCEZC9w5cMc

see

>rural girls

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>tfw Swedish girls are too dumb and only want to talk about american BBC and make up
>tfw no American gf to have intelligent conversation about american cultures and television shows

Ohhhh boy

Dunno, never been in a relationship with one

B-but I thought you want a gf (male)?

And of course all your friends would want to hang out with your cool European friends.

Average European girl:
>tall, slender, sun-kissed walking Aphrodite with hips that sway like a nursery cot, smoldering eyes that glow gold in the sun and coal-black hair that flows down her neck like an onyx waterfall
>highly cultured, can speak 2-3 languages on average and is most interested in self-betterment and making the world a better place to live in
>can cook a filling and nutritious meal using nothing but a paperclip and half a bottle of tomato ketchup
>sensual, with a high libido. Will literally pin you to the floor and force you to have sex with her
>main goal in life is to have 2-3 children and a part-time job in a small village taking care of the gardens at a community centre, spending holidays cycling around Europe and being a woman that her husband would be proud to call his wife

Average English girl:
>obese, unintelligent hogpig with bad breath and an aversion to showers, eyes are watery and blue from too much television, ass has literally begun to fuse with the sofa seat
>extent of cultural knowledge is who Darren's dad was on Jezza last night, thinks learning how to use the microwave puts her above other girls
>can just about speak english, but may require help reading and writing
>no sexual drive due to obesity, womb is barren and will never provide you with children
>main goal in life is to own a flat screen TV

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Kek

Talk with me user!
We can talk about anime

Nvm let's just be platonic frens

>it's another american thinking that the grass is greener on the other side

Sounds like you lads got the American treatment :D

post feet, maria

No one tell him how fucking annoying "country" girls are