/brit/

i swear if fortnite playground mode isn’t back in the next hour im going to batter me mum

embarrassing

>personality only comes out when i'm drinking
>i'm a belligerent asshole

They're through no matter what lad

dick smells rank

Okay, this is based

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how old is carl?

the rents

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not a virgin freak but this image has killed me

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I dunno how Brazilball works.

>finally got a gf 5 months ago
>was so happy, she was cute too and had a great ass
>she’s put on 20-25 pounds since then
How do I tell her to lose weight without hurting her feelings?

What an exciting time to be part of UKIP!

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mental that boomer posting on Jow Forums is probably genuine boomers

I really don't like the EU

reminder

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imagine being 50+ and shitposting here

train home was delayed BUT there was a teenager with an amazing arse in shorts in my eyeline the whole commute home

We’re already through and we’ll likely get further by taking a loss here

surely this isn't real

Oi.

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they must have to ignore like 80% of threads because even Jow Forums has "ironic" gayposting and anime still

I bet Moot really regrets making Jow Forums

>watching ngubu kickball

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Pervert freak

I thought Sargon was a Liberal

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>Ireland

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ngubu is based and redpilled

love me, love me, love me, i'm a liberal

just watched some youtube video about school shootings in America and they called Elliot Rodgers white

UKIP is a classical liberal party

why do these burka cunts come to ireland and the UK? honestly what the fuck do the expect why don't they just stay in pakiland?

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Mate who hasn’t shown any interest in football whatsoever for as long as I’ve known him (5+ years) is now currently banging on about England’s chances and “it’s coming home” non stop
Annoying bastard
Sadly it is typical behaviour for him

/sp/ is shit lads, it's just a bunch of gay Mexicans and anime posters

>why don't they just stay in pakiland?
Would you want to stay in one of those shitholes?

Yes, Daddy?

access to white people is a human right

How is possible that these two 4/10 blokes have peng gfs and I (a solid 6.5) don't?

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put anonymous letters through her door calling her a fat bitch and to lose weight

Tune into /britfeel/ radio lads:

youtube.com/watch?v=jnYJyzrxbLE

youtube.com/watch?v=jnYJyzrxbLE

youtube.com/watch?v=jnYJyzrxbLE

...uh... ok lad...

maybe those are their sisters?

because you're socially inept

yeah but they bring their culture and religion with them to the extent of wearing trash bags and those robes and all that
they obviously aren't looking to assimilate so why come? do they plan on going back?

Got banned from /v/ for discussing McCain frozen pizza, again.

the woman on the right looks 45 you daft cunt

will wagumbo be moving spheres tonight?

god i wish that were me

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>whats your favorite band?

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I got a warning on /v/ for saying I was gonna have a wank

>peng

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But what if she were ridden with STDs?

underrated fucking post

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hot tbf

seriously, it is. It's libertarian economically, values individualism and personal liberty, they're lax on drug rights, homosexuality, gun rights, firm on property rights, economic freedom and border control, and are civic nationalists
UKIP was never a "far-right" party

no, they're unironic colonists

nobody gives enough of a shit to make them assimilate or kick them out, so the bin bags are all having like 5 kids and living on bennies

england's dead lad

Looks like Ngubu is out for Belgium with an injury, luckily our star player Ngubu is in top form for tonight.

hope so

hate talking to women like this
they've nothing interesting to say and it's so difficult to pretend they're interesting

why did the BNP implode?

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England has been dead since the end of WWI.

spies hope not hate

Looks like you lot are running the Ngubu meme into the ground eh

what's it called when a woman pozzes a man
poz your negstick?

Fascism will never work in Britain.

there are qt girls out there who would gladly be your gf

they may be in the vast, vast minority but they do exist

cos theyre a joke

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they were never that big in the first place

there's more wot unites us than wot divides us??

it was pretty fucking cringey is why
hard to be a legitimate party when most of your supporters are literal skinheads

God you lot are like a bunch of old grumpy men in a pub
So grim

There is probably a woman somewhere in central asia or maybe the poor areas of latin america who would gladly be you're wife.

the bnp are a left-wing party

Righto, wha'll you have mate?

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>music on random
>her song comes on

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>The 2015 election saw Ukip fail to include any LGBT rights issues in its manifesto, instead publishing a mini “Christian manifesto” which opposed same-sex marriage legislation – although it did not seek to reverse it.

hmmm

apparently it's pretty hard for a woman to poz a man through vaginal sex

>the absolute state of Bri'is politics
I hope they become MPs just for the shitshows they'll produce during Prime Minister's Questions.

and it'll get even worse later on when more Yanks start posting

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virgin freak

the conservatives are a neo-bolshevik party

appletini easy on the tini

A pint of directors bitter

Won the Euros with Hungary a couple of days ago. Top bunch of lads those Hungarians.

>it was pretty fucking cringey is why
>hard to be a legitimate party when most of your supporters are literal skinheads

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literally me

do you lads ever add cheese to noodles?